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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Las Vegas (S05E05)

"Thank you for flying JetBlue. Welcome to Las Vegas."
Modern Family (2009)
"We really wanted to invite you, but Tim's family is huge."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're 40. We have a child. We've been together for 10 years."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Please. - What is The Kilty Pleasures?"
Modern Family (2009)
"This."
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"No. You have your day, I'll have mine."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I'll get that. - Yep, yep."
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"Oh. Understood."
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"Vegas."
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"If you'd be so kind as to assist me, The- The Kid..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Claire, the key."
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"Because he's not my friend. I never really even met him."
Modern Family (2009)
"and you're gonna get the black card."
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"Come on, it'll be fun. Do it."
Modern Family (2009)
"You are in a great position right now."
Modern Family (2009)
"The minute I got rid of her, I couldn't lose."
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"- That's a cool way to think about it. - Yeah."
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"That's 21 , huh? Yes! Yeah!"
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"120, 140, Higgins- for nothing."
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"- I'll be back shortly with supplies. - Okay!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Might I suggest the Michael Bublé Bath?"
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"- You are a mind reader. - I'm not a mind reader, sir."
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"Honey?"
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"Enjoy."
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"Langham."
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"Eee! Ay."
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"Oh, I don't even know. It's something my wife bought."
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"- This reminds me of my late grandfather. - He was Scottish?"
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"There we go."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Here you go, here you go. - That was quick."
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"You skip the line when you're on the Excelsior level."
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"- Oh. - Three rooms adjoining, top floor."
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"- Oh. - Silver. Pretty."
Modern Family (2009)
"Platinum, so don't wave that around everywhere."
Modern Family (2009)
"People get jealous. Maybe wave it around a little."
Modern Family (2009)
"My friend Burt Tanner runs the hotel."
Modern Family (2009)
"He comped us a few rooms because we sold him some closets for his high-roller suites."
Modern Family (2009)
"Zebrawood, heated sock drawer, the works."
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"Hey, luxury bathroom. It's me, lowly closet."
Modern Family (2009)
"Watch your back."
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"- Mitchell? - Langham?"
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"Hey, Cam, it's Langham and Tim!"
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"- Hi! - Hi!"
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"What are you boys doing here?"
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"- Bachelor party weekend. We're getting married in June. - What?"
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"Relax. We're getting married in May, and you're not coming, so-"
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"Mitchell!"
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"Oh, look at us moving on."
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"It's almost like you never dumped me in an e-mail..."
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"the morning after I told you that I loved you."
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"- Well, in my defense, e-mail- it was new back then- - Oh."
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"There was still a blurry line as to what was appropriate and-"
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"Well, we have a pretty packed weekend."
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"Oh, we do, but if you guys have some time, here's our itinerary."
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"- Okay. - Come play."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Fun."
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"- You guys, congratulations. - Bye."
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"Thank you."
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"- Oh, my gosh, an actual gay agenda. - Geez."
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"Ooh. Come on."
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"Looks like we're not gonna see much of you two this trip."
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"No, no. We are not participating in any of this."
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"They're very judgy about bachelor parties."
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"I offered to throw them one, and I got a whole lecture."
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"- That's the one. - It's just not who we are anymore."
Modern Family (2009)
"Listen to this- "Bananas in Cabanas Pool Party.""
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""Most creative Speedo..."
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"- wins tickets to The Kilty Pleasures." - No."
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"We will be maintaining our dignity in the spa, thank you."
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"I mean, come on. Have you ever seen a Scottish person this tan?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm embarrassed even looking at it."
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"Then stop."
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"Whoa. That warmer drawer really works."
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"It's like my mom's hugging my feet again."
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"- I'm gonna go do some shopping. - Oh, well, maybe we'll catch up later."
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"- Well, how 'bout the bar at, like, 5:00? - Sure."
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"She was icing me, but I deserved it."
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"For the first time in my whole life, I was neglecting her."
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"I'd been invited to audition for a secret magic society in Las Vegas."
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"But in all my rehearsals, I'd paid no attention to Claire."
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"I even left her alone in a movie theater once."
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"Oh, no."
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"I let Phil think I was still mad at him because I needed a little time to myself."
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"Come to mama! Yeah!"
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"Years ago, Phil and I put aside money for a trip on our 25th anniversary..."
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"but I lost that money on a girls' weekend in Vegas."
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"Since then, I've been on a secret mission to win that money back..."
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"and if things go well this weekend, I am even."
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"Vegas, you have a gambling problem..."
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"and her name is Claire."
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"Knockity knock, knock."
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"Mr. Dunphy, I presume?"
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"Yes. Who- Hi."
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"I'm Leslie Higgins. It's a boy's name where I'm from."
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"- I'm your butler. - Oh, butler. Cool."
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"Yes. As an Excelsior guest, I'm at your beck and call 24-7."
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"- Anything you need, big or small, I can- - Oh."
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"Can I just segue, sir, to the importance of discretion in my job?"
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"- I'll just pop those- - Oh, no, no, no. Never mind those."
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"- As you wish. - They're for an appointment I have later."
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"The less you know about that, the better."
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"A myriad of apologies, sir. If there's nothing else-"
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"Oh, hang on. Actually, do you know where I can get a cape laundered?"
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"- Opera or superhero? - I'd rather not say."
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"I overstepped the mark by asking."
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"Uh, could I just quickly point out our luxury bath service, sir?"
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"We have five outrageously decadent baths..."
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"that I can prepare for you at a moment's notice."
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"Uh, I should just point out, though..."
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"that our Pharaoh's Fantasy does take a dash longer normally..."
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"because our Nubian lives off-site."
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"- If there's nothing else, I'll just help you with your- - No, uh-"
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"Ah, thank you."
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"- I love cucumber water. - I know."
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"- If I were president- - I know, I know."
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"Cucumbers in the reservoirs."
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"- Giant cucumbers. - Mmm."
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