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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"(BARNEY MUTTERING)"
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"God, you just get me."
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"(BOTH EX CLAIM)"
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"(BOTH EX CLAIM)"
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"There's such a thing as common sense, you know?"
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"Shh! Ted, now's not a good time. Where do you keep your condoms?"
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"Lily, private convo time."
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"- Why? Give me one good reason. - I'll give you 20."
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"I just thought of a reason."
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"Damn it, Hordichuk! You miss another gimme like that,"
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"Is she my girlfriend?"
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"I'm serious. Get out, now."
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"(TED LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)"
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"TED: College kids, out of my way!"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Oh! Not cool!"
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"I mean, except with Ted. Man. He really got it right."
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"- Yeah, friends isn't gonna work. - Nope."
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"Oh! Hello."
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"Hello. Good evening."
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"Doesn't feel very good, does it?"
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"OLDER TED: Kids, on my first day as a college professor,"
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"there were two things I didn't know that I wish I did."
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"The first thing was that your mother was in that classroom."
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"The second thing?"
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"Well, to explain that, we have to go back to the beginning of the summer,"
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"when, after a year of wrestling with their feelings for each other,"
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"Barney and Robin finally, well..."
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"Whoo!"
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"- Lily, volume. Use your indoor "whoo." - Sorry. (SOFTLY) Whoo."
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"It's just they kissed! They're finally a couple."
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"(GASPING) Oh, my God, you guys. This is our first double date!"
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"First of millions! What if our kids get married?"
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"- Lily, listen. - Barney's awesome."
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"Robin's more than just awe "some." She's awe "quite a bit.""
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"She's awe "a whole darn lot.""
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"Wait, what are you saying?"
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"We're just not feeling it right now, but we'll totally still be friends."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Is it something I did?"
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"Oh, no. No, no, no. God, no. Lily, it's not you. It's us."
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"Yeah. It's us. You understand, right?"
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"Sure, of course."
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"As long as you're happy, I'm happy."
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"(CRYING)"
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"We were gonna take cooking lessons together,"
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"and we were gonna go on camping trips together,"
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"and then we were gonna sit around telling funny stories"
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"about our cooking lessons and our camping trips."
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"I know. I know."
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"So, has the boat sailed on sex tonight or..."
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"OLDER TED: After that, the summer went by way too fast."
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"Until, all of a sudden, it was the Friday before my first day as a college professor."
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"Whoa!"
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"- Oh, boy. - What's this?"
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"It's just a little something that we got for you"
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"that used to belong to my favorite professor of all time."
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"- A fedora. - Mmm."
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"(GASPS)"
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"I'm Indiana Jones! I'm Indiana Jones!"
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"That, my friend, is the Dominator 8000,"
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"the best bullwhip on the market, according to my whip guy."
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"Yeah, I have a whip guy."
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"(IMITATES WHIP CRACKING)"
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"You know what we should do? We should..."
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"Finish our drinks, go out in the alley and whip stuff."
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"(MARSHALL SIGHS)"
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"(LAUGHING) Okay, I should get going. I got a date."
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"BARNEY: Oh, you're still seeing that guy?"
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"Even better, seeing him naked. What!"
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"I should go, too. I hooked up with this Chinese girl last night,"
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"and I don't know, it's weird. I already feel like seconds."
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"All right."
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"Hey, dummy. What did I tell you about smoking in here?"
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"Make him whip the habit!"
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"I'm so excited about this whip! I got whip fever!"
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"Just whip him, Ted! Don't even aim! Just whip him!"
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"- I'm so sorry. - It's just the whip's not a toy, Ted."
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"- Hey, you can whip me if you want. - I will, some other time."
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"(WHOOPS)"
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"So, how long has this been going on?"
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"- (SIGHING) All summer. - I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!"
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"You guys are boyfriend and girlfriend."
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"- (STAMMERING) Hey. Wait... Girlfriend? - (STAMMERING) Wow..."
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"- Lily, slow your roll there, lily pad. Okay? - Yeah. Yeah."
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"You've been together all summer. I don't get it."
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"Okay, it's like this. After we kissed, we sat down to have the talk."
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"- We should figure out what this is. - Yes, we should."
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"- Yeah. - Or... Or..."
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"- Okay, now, we have to figure this out. - (BREATHING HEAVILY) Yes, we do."
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"Or... Or..."
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"We kept trying to have the talk and then we realized we hate the talk."
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"Yeah, the talk sucks. You have to, like, talk,"
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"(ROBIN SCOFFS)"
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"and be all, " I don't know. It's not that I don't like you."
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""It's just that I haven't had a girlfriend in a really long time."
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""I hope it doesn't make you mad.""
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"- (GROANS IN DISGUST) Who needs it? - You "needs" it."
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"Guys, you can't just keep hooking up"
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"and not at least try and figure out what you mean to each other."
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"Yeah, we knew you would say that. That's why we kept it a secret."
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"Well, that and the fact that elaborate lies really turn us on."
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"No, no, no. No."
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"You need to define the relationship. You need to have the talk."
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"Or... Or..."
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"(BOTH MOANING)"
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"I know what you're all thinking."
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""Who's this cool peer of mine up in front of the class?""
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"Well, I know the board says "Professor Mosby," but to you,"
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"I'm Ted."
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"Question. Awesome. Hit it."
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"Yeah, here's my question, Ted, who the hell do you think you are?"
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"Yeah, "Ted.""
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"We're supposed to learn from you? You failed as an architect."
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"- Well... - And if you're a professor,"
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"- where's your hat and your whip? - They're at home. I..."
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"And where are your pants?"
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"(STUDENTS LAUGHING)"
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"(PANTING) Oh, God. Barney, it was awful. I was teaching..."
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