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Clips from Dinosaurs - High Noon (S01E01)

"It's refreshing to meet a genuinely nice dinosaur once in a while."
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"(CREATURES CLAMORING)"
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"-What is it, Earl? -Oh, uh, it's nothing."
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"(CHUCKLES) It's funny, but nothing."
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"I'm chuckling at its complete lack of anything. (CHUCKLES)"
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"EARL: Mm, whatever, my sweet."
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"By the way, uh, this... This... This fellow you met over at the market..."
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"But, uh..."
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"Hunched over, uh, and feeble?"
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"No, he must have been at least 50 feet high."
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"-(GASPS) -It was hard to tell."
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"There were clouds in front of his face."
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"Gary..."
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"Gary."
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"Nice stationery."
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""From the law offices of Spikeback, Ribcrusher and Fenski."
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""who met your wife at the supermarket and would like to take her as his mate."
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""Under section 412, article 9, of the code of the wilderness,"
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""he is entitled to do so, after a brief struggle"
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""which you have no chance of surviving"
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""in so far as my client is nine times your size and undefeated."
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""Friday at six o'clock to take possession of your family and home.""
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"Friday..."
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"Friday?"
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""P.S..."
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""should you need assistance in preparing your will,"
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""we hope you will think of us first.""
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"Gee, that's nice of them."
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"I know they just crawled out of the sludge,"
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"and I hate to be critical of other life forms,"
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"Well, what does Fran think about all of this?"
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"-After all, she is the female in question. -I haven't told her."
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"I wanted to work out my plan first."
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"Gary arrives at six o'clock, and I'm dead by 6:03."
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"Well pally-boy, just be glad you're living during the apex civilization."
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"You know, in the olden days, a guy like Gary there"
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"would have just snuck up behind you and bit off your pelvis."
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"Now, you get a nice embossed letter."
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"Hey, what is this, cotton bond?"
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"I'm about to get dismembered in my own living room."
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"All right, all right."
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"Now strictly speaking, I'm not qualified to serve as counsel."
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"However, in cases like this, there is an escape clause."
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"There is? What is it?"
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"Well, basically, you're entitled to escape from his claws."
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"The code of the wilderness clearly states"
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"So, if I stay, I die in big embarrassing pieces."
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"But if I flee, I'm cast out as a coward for the rest of my days."
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"Hmm."
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"They both have their advantages."
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"And the little train learned that if you try, and try, and try,"
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"you can do anything."
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"Not true."
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"Again, again, again."
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"All right."
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"This time, we'll read one of my books."
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"It's called Lust in the Swamp."
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"Mother, children stories."
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"-Of course, dear. -ROBBIE: Hey, Mom, check this out!"
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""Once upon a time..."
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"Ah!"
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"A delivery guy just brought this."
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"(STRAINING)"
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"Oh, it's from that nice fellow Gary I met at the market."
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"take the house and kids, and make me his loving bride."
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"That's so romantic."
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"He sent some of his laundry so I can get a head start."
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"-Oh. -I don't get it, what's going on?"
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"Code of the wilderness. Your father's been challenged to fight to the death."
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"-What? -Fran, how does Earl stack up to this guy?"
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"Congratulations, you're a widow."
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"-But I like Dad. -You're just used to him."
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"Look, it's not fair I just get handed over to some new guy."
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"Sweetheart, trust me, you're trading up."
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"I'm alone in here."
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"All right, but I'd like to go on record here."
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"I'm pretty sure killing Dad is wrong."
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"Mother, how can you talk like this?"
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"I love Earl. I can't imagine living without Earl."
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"That's sweet."
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"All right, we've mourned long enough."
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"What do you say we start cleaning out his closets?"
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"Oh, I can't believe Earl didn't mention this."
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"-Yeah, yeah, he's a saint. -He didn't even blame me."
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"You! You flirt with some masta-Don Juan in the invertebrate aisle,"
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"-Earl, it wasn't like that. -Oh, yes it was."
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"swinging that tail for the whole world to see."
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""Excuse me, Mr. 90-foot husband-killer,"
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""I can't reach the top shelf."
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"-(TELEPHONE RINGS) -(EARL GRUNTS)"
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"No, Gary's not here yet."
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"Friday, he'll be here Friday, and then forever."
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"(GROANS)"
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"Okay, all right, I'll take a message."
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"Earl, you didn't have to do that."
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"Hey, what the heck is this?"
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"His laundry? He thinks your gonna do his sock?"
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"His foot?"
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"How many of these feet does he have?"
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"Earl, listen to me. There's only one thing you can do."
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"You have to go away forever and never come back."
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"You have to do that because I love you and I want you to be safe."
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"Oh, Fran, it seems so wrong to give up my whole family on account of one sock."
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"Earl, if I can't have you here with me, I wanna at least know you're safe."
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"You know, Fran, part of me is saying,"
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""Hey, this is my house. I ought to stay and fight.""
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"But that's probably the part of me that's gonna get eaten first."
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"Earl, I can't tell you what to do."
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"Ultimately, you have to choose what you think is right."
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"No, you choose, but pick the one where I don't hear anything snap."
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"Well, Earl, maybe you can win."
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"Hand me my jammies, Fran."
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"Oh, Fran... Tell me the truth."
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"Do you like this Gary fellow?"
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"Earl, I love you."
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"You're the one I want to spend my life with,"
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"ya big lizard."
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"I'm going to miss you, Fran. I really am."
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"Oh, Earl..."
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"Or you could slowly poison him over the next few years."
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