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Clips from Dinosaurs - High Noon (S01E01)

"-All right, here comes the grandma train. -Mm."
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"-Mm-mm. -It's delicious. Num, num."
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"Ah. (CHOKES)"
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"Where's the Mama? Got to have the Mama."
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"-The Mama... (CRIES) -Okay..."
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"I don't know why, I mean, it had wheels. But still, it was very considerate."
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"Why shouldn't a male be interested?"
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"Look at your father. Say hello to the big loser."
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"-EARL: Uh-huh. -He helped me with my cart."
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""To the male of the house.""
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"Oh, boy."
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"He was a short, delicate, little wisp of a thing, perhaps?"
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"His name was Gary."
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"Terror has a new name..."
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""Dear Mr. Sinclair,"
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""Gary will arrive at your house,"
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"but God, I hate lawyers."
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"Maybe 6:05 if I can hold the bathroom door closed."
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"Will you forget about the stationery?"
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"that you have the legal right to run away like a scared bunny."
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"Without fiber in your diet, you can try until you're blue in the face."
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"He says he's coming Friday to crush Earl,"
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"Wow! This is a sock."
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"Robbie, would you please go look after your brother?"
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"and now I'm going to die!"
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"Oh, there you were, pushing your cart seductively down the aisle,"
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""But if you get that can of peas for me, you can have my whole family!""
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"Earl, you're being ridiculous."
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"Hello?"
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"Stan, yeah, uh-huh. Brunch Sunday."
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"Right, got it. All right, I'll tell him."
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"I know how mad I get when I don't get my messages."
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"But I want you to be brave and try to make a life with Gar."
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"Your choice."
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"Hey, Dad."
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"As you know, I've been challenged."
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"But, Dad, if you go, who's going to play catch with me?"
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"Oh, jeez. Son, I would have liked that."
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"Junior, when you're all grown up, and I'm just a photo in a frame,"
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"Wow, who would have thought I'd miss my kids this much?"
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"Still blissfully ignorant of her father's terrible fate."
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"Well, can it wait? Because I have to ask you a favor."
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"Oh, anything, my princess."
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"Well, I've got some friends coming over this afternoon."
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"Oh, my little girl's embarrassed by her father."
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"My baby's grown up. She's ashamed of me."
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"These are the moments a father lives for. I built this family. I raised you kids."
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"Well, I didn't actually raise you but I watched with interest."
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"I have earned this, this is mine. I am never gonna leave."
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"-Hey! -What?"
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"-EARL: Here's the way I see it. -ALL: Yeah?"
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"But none of us are gonna get hurt, Gary's only killing you."
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"Yeah. Let's get lunch."
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"Hey! You're my pal, pally-boy. I'd never desert you in your hour of need."
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"Look at here, I got you a book."
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"EARL: Oh."
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""How to get ready for a fight to the death.""
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"You brought light where once there was darkness."
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"Off."
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"On."
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"-Earl? -Oh, hi, Fran."
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"I gotta squeeze the life out of every second I got left."
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"Nah. Nah."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Hey, Dad."
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"Dad, Mom's wondering what's taking so long."
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"Gary. Daddy."
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"Daddy. Gary!"
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"Gimme."
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"Goodbye, banister."
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"Goodbye, staircase."
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"Wait a minute, Dad. You don't have to take down this guy alone."
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"or one day you'll require a lot of therapy."
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"Ah, pardon me. Is this the Sinclair house?"
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"Let's see. Pressure points. Pressure points."
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"-Cut that out. -(THUDS)"
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"-Your new baby. -Where's the rest of him?"
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"I can’t wait to bite your husband's head off."
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"Gary, I want you to know something right away."
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"he's the only male I ever will love."
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"GARY: He looks kind of short and dumpy from up here."
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"which is a lot more than I can say about you,"
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"-you insensitive, insecure, arrogant... -Uh, honey."
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"Besides, I'm not even interested in you."
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"-(STAMMERS) Can I offer anybody a coffee? -ROBBIE: Yeah."
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"Listen, Fran, Earl, I just had a thought."
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"-What? -Huh?"
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"Still the daddy! Still the daddy! Still the daddy!"
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"What moment exactly?"
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"Yeah, I did do that. Didn't I? I opened it right up and I faced him."
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"Honey, I'm home."
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"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Open the tunnel. Choo-choo."
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"-You eat it. -You wanna open your mouth,"
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"or you want me to feed you to a pterodactyl?"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"Aw, look at the good boy eating his supper."
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"-Was he any trouble, Mom? -No, dear, he was a perfect angel."
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"More, please."
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"I met the nicest male in the invertebrate aisle."
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"He helped me chisel off some frozen squid."
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"Aw, hello, you little sweet thing."
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"Whoa, the Mama, out of nowhere, asking all kinds of questions."
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"And gone. Mama here, Mama gone."
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"There."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"And I ran into the same male in the parking lot."
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"He helped carry my cart."
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"-You've still got your figure. -Oh, stop. I'm a mother of three."
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"Hello, family and Ethyl."
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"Loser!"
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"Am not!"
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"-(ETHYL CHUCKLES) -How was your day, Earl?"
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"Uneventful, which is always good."
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"Anything new here on the home front?"
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"Fran made a new friend in the squid aisle."
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"EARL: Oh, that's nice."
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"-Oh, I believe that's me. (CHUCKLES) -Loser."
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