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Clips from Dinosaurs - High Noon (S01E01)

"(DINOSAUR ON TV) Gosh, Lyle, I really like you."
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"I just wish you had... Horns."
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"SPIKE STERLING: Oh, that hurt."
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"Hi, I'm Spike Sterling, president of the Horn Club for Males."
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"And I can give you a full head of long, luxurious horns"
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"without penetrating your skull."
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"I did it gradually, and no one even noticed."
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"-Not only am I... -Robbie."
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"For reasons too complicated to explain, I've chosen not to fight."
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"Who's gonna take me fishing?"
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"I don't know, who does that now?"
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"Nobody, but I was hoping we could start."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Oh, and Junior..."
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"will you even remember the special bond we had?"
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"Oh, oh, the TV."
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"-That's Daddy's little boy. -Shh."
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"Oh! Oh, and I have another one."
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"Ah, there's my baby girl."
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"Charlene, there's something very important I have to tell you"
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"in these, our last precious moments."
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"And I was just wondering, while they're here,"
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"maybe you could not be."
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"I remember when I was embarrassed by my father."
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"So then, you'll leave?"
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"Okay, we'll move the meeting to Mindy's house."
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"-Fran, Robbie, come in here. -Bye."
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"I am not going to miss out on this"
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"or any of your other insulting rites of passage."
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"Dad, are you sure? You saw Gary's sock."
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"Bring on his socks, bring on his shorts, bring on the whole hamper!"
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"Because Earl Sinclair is fighting for his family."
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"And let no one underestimate the fury"
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"If all of us stick together then none of us has to get hurt."
Dinosaurs
"Yeah."
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"My point is, we gotta get organized."
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"Because this could happen to any one of us."
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"-That's right. -But it didn't."
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"Yeah. And you're the only one married to Fran."
Dinosaurs
"Guys, guys, our buddy Earl is in trouble here."
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"He needs our help."
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"So, who's going to be there Friday?"
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"Hmm, Friday. I got a Yahtzee tournament."
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"-I've gotta get my teeth drilled. -See you later."
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"Next time for sure, huh?"
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"Boy..."
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"Every one of 'em's got plans. Who'd have guessed it?"
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"How about you, Roy?"
Dinosaurs
""So You've Been Challenged."
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"We're gonna get you into such good shape,"
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"old Gary there is gonna have to think twice before he kills the next guy."
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"-(ROARS) -Eh, that's my boy."
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"(THUDS)"
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"(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)"
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"(THUDS)"
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"This is it. My final day of life. The last time I gaze on my alarm clock."
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"Goodbye, my trusty timekeeper."
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"And you, lamp..."
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"Off. On."
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"We always understood each other."
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"Oh, and you, my lint brush..."
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"I made Clydesdale pancakes. Hurry on down."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, God, 12 hours left."
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"I've got to experience every moment to the fullest,"
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"What should I wear?"
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"Oh my goodness, the whole day's gone."
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"(GROANS) Goodbye, other shirt."
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"-Nice. -ROBBIE: (SIGHS)"
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"Is your father coming?"
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"No, he's still saying goodbye to his shoetree."
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"even if he wins me over with gifts, and cash, and a phone in my room."
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"I don't want to single any one of you out."
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"And finally, my beloved family."
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""How do I say goodbye to you?""
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"-(DOORBELL RINGS) -(GASPS)"
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"See ya."
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"You know, Son, if you were 40 feet taller, I'd take you up on that."
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"Now, you kids close your eyes,"
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"Oh, my God."
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"(WHIMPERS)"
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"-(GRUNTS) -GARY: Hey, what are you doing?"
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"EARL: Fran, I don't think I'm winning."
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"Well, that used to be me."
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"Let me introduce you to your new family."
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"-This is your daughter, Charlene. -Hello."
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"And I believe you know Fran."
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"GARY: Hi, Fran. Gosh, you look gorgeous."
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"I love Earl."
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"He's the only male I've ever loved, and no matter what happens here today,"
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"-Oh, yeah? -Hey! Watch it."
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"Well, from down here, he looks just fine,"
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"I was hoping to avoid a slow, lingering death if possible."
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"So I want you to go away."
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"Gary?"
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"If you thought at all, you would have realized that this is my life,"
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"my home, my family,"
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"and you have no right to take it away."
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"-Yeah. -Yeah."
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"-GARY: Earl, you married this? -Nineteen years."
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"GARY: Nineteen years. You must be made of steel."
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"She's had a hard day, what with being widowed and all."
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"Maybe I'm not ready to settle down."
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"You're not?"
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"All right, all right. I was."
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"But I was looking for something a little less horrible."
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"Hey, hey, that's our wife you're talking about."
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"All right then, maybe you better just step off my porch."
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"Yeah, and put those pine trees back where you found them."
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"Easy, honey, I think we won."
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"Yeah, you got a beautiful family here, Earl."
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"-Good luck with them. -Way to go, Mom. What a shrew."
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"We use what we have."
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"-it's gonna be me. -Okay. Thanks, Dad. Cool."
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"You were willing to open that door and face him."
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"At least a part of him you could see. Did you notice his ankle was trembling?"
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"No, I didn't. But I'd be happy to say so in front of the neighbors."
Dinosaurs
"Aw, thanks, Frannie."
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"You're worth fighting for."
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"(SMOOCHES)"
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