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Clips from The Simpsons - Thanksgiving of Horror (S31E31)

"Incorrect. We are taking over your planet."
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"Is this not how oppressive colonizers dress?"
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"Pretty much."
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"Now, what time is dinner?"
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"HOMER: No one knows!"
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"(snores)"
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"(gobbles)"
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"(snores)"
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"(gobbles)"
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"(laughs)"
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"(gobbles "Why, you little...")"
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"(gobbling urgently)"
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"(grunts)"
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"(all gobble "Aw...")"
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"(gobbling)"
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"(shrieks)"
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"Uh, Constable, my musket"
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"taketh three of the Lord's minutes to reload."
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"Then buckle their necks as you would thine hat."
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"(alarmed gobbling)"
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"(chuckles)"
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"(gobbles, shouts)"
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"(panicked gobbling)"
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"(Homer gobbles)"
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"¶ ¶"
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"(gobbling)"
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"(whimpers)"
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"(shocked gobbling)"
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"And God sayeth, "Let man have dominion"
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""over the fish of the sea,"
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""but even more so the turkeys of the land,"
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"or dry-eth of rub.""
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"My brother-in-law deep-fried a turkey."
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"for scant reward."
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"(gurgling gobbling)"
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"(groans)"
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"(devastated gobbling)"
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"(panicked gobbling)"
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"(gobbles "Whoo-hoo!")"
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"(gasps)"
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"'Tis witchcraft, verily."
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"(all screaming)"
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"Free birds."
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"Get it up. Get it up!"
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"(panicked gobbling)"
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"(panicked gobbling)"
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"(gasping)"
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"(grunts)"
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"(screams): Odds bodkins!"
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"(loving gobbling)"
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"-(panicked gobbling) -(grunting)"
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"You dumb turkeys."
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"You're all gonna burn in hell"
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"(adoring gobbling)"
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"Gobble-gobble!"
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"Where am I?"
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"Hello? Is anyone there?"
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"What is this place?"
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"Someone really went nuts with the decluttering."
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"Ooh, it's working."
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"Homer, what's going on? Get me out of here."
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"Okay, okay, hold on."
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""and think it's a real person."
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""Calmly explain to it that it is merely a construct"
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"of artificial intelligence.""
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Okay, you're gonna laugh. Every year, Marge complains"
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"about how much cooking she has to do for Thanksgiving."
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"-I'm Marge. -Hold on."
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"So, I'm in Williams Sonoma eating free peppermint bark,"
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"and the kid working there said my wife would love"
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"this kitchen A.I. thing."
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"Hold on. So, I sent some of Marge's DNA"
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"to one of those innocent-seeming companies,"
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"like from the beginning of a sci-fi movie"
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"where the robots murder everyone."
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"And it sent us a computer version of her"
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"to do all the cooking,"
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"and that's you!"
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"Oh, yeah. And you live in that tube thingy."
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"No. That's insane."
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"Just chillingly plausible."
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"Ooh..."
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"to come to terms with finding out"
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"you're just a bunch of ones and zeros."
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"Hmm. Uh, yeah. Yeah."
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"Mm. So, this says"
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"I can make you experience two weeks in there"
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"in only two seconds out here."
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"-(dings) -So?"
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"How you feeling after two weeks of nothing but nothingness?"
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"I-I thought I'd never see another soul"
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"for all eternity."
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"Nothing like a little me time."
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"So, you cool now?"
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"I'm cool. I'm cool."
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"-So cool. -That's cool."
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"Okay, Marge! It's all set up."
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"I'm not an "it.""
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"-(groans) -I'm an "it.""
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"I love being an "it." How can "it" help?"
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"Oh, I like its attitude."
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"So helpful."
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"Then I'll leave you two lovely ladies"
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"to get A.I.-quainted."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Isn't this going to be fun, cooking together?"
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"Well, I do love to cook."
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"And who better than with myself?"
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"Why don't we start with something easy,"
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"like making the kids lunch."
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"Bart's favorite is macaroni and cheese."
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"With hot dogs and Froot Loops."
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"I know everything you know"
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"about our special little guy."
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"(laughs nervously)"
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"(humming)"
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"(shouts)"
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"Mmm. Awesome lunch, robot Mom."
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"Best cheesy-mac-fruit-dog I've ever had."
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