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Clips from NewsRadio - Assistant (S05E05)

"Oh, my God. Is this real leather?"
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"Sure, sure. That's Corinthian leather right there."
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"That is genuine Viennese crystal."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I feel like I'm sitting in a sweet,"
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"brown, buttery cloud."
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"Because that's real Corinthian leather."
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"to "hang out" in the ladies' room."
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"Is there any more to that story?"
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"It's like a café."
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"Yeah. It's like a little bit of Paris. Hm."
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"Twice. [CHUCKLES]"
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"Hey, Foxy, you wanna grab a burger?"
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"I could always get you an extra one."
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"Don't bother."
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"[LAUGHS] That's funny."
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"Oh, well."
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"No, seriously. Where else have you traveled?"
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"I'd love to get something to eat."
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"Hey, Joe."
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"I gotta get to the gym."
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"Oh, hello, there."
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"How was your lunch?"
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"Mmm. Was good. It was good."
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"I think it was a really good getting-acquainted lunch."
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"Yeah. It was wonderful. Mm-hm."
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"Dave took me to his favorite lunch spot."
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"Oh, Eddie's."
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"No. Tavern on the Green."
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"And it was the best business lunch I've ever had."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Foxy, um, could you make five copies"
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"of each of these for me, please?"
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"[WHISTLES]"
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"Dave!"
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"Lisa. Hi."
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"Well, to tell you the truth, I really don't know."
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"She's only been allowed to work for me"
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"a total of five minutes today."
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"Hey."
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"Um...is there anything--"
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"So did you have a nice lunch?"
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"Good. She deserves a nice lunch."
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"Listen, Joe, there--"
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"I'm not the better man, Joe."
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"No. You beat Joe Garrelli. You are the better man."
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"Look, Joe, this isn't a competition, all right?"
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"It's just a-- It's a matter of taste."
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"Right. I tried rationalizing it too."
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"It's a value judgment."
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"Joe...all we did was have lunch, all right?"
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"Come on, Dave. The modesty,"
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"Look. I made you this over lunch. Hm?"
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"Only two men have ever got to wear that shirt, Dave."
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"You...and my father."
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"Oh, man. That's exactly what dad said."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"Men's room."
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"It's Beth. Let me in."
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"Hm. Men's room."
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"You have to know the secret knock."
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"[KNOCKS "SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT"]"
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"Damn."
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"So...what's the deal?"
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"You guys gonna hang out in here all day?"
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Hanging out is for the vulgar."
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"No, no."
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"Okay, fine. Well, when do I get to lounge?"
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"Any time. Oh, excellent."
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"You just can't do it here."
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"Yes, I would say she is definitely men's room material."
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"You think so?"
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"Yeah. Enough to sponsor her for membership, yes."
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"Matthew, we never had elections before."
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"Who?"
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"Don't play games. You know who I'm talking about."
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"No, you're talking about my assistant."
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"Not that she's done any work for me today."
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"She didn't break your heart. She did something to it."
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"How could she have broken your-- Please don't remind me."
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"Okay. Just don't."
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"Okay. Don't!"
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"Okay. Joe, I'm sorry."
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"reconfirm my manhood, would you?"
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"Just Beth."
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"Uh... So, Miss Beth..."
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"I did. Uh, speak your peace."
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"Mm. I'll be brief. I've known Miss Beth for a long time."
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"But most of all, she loves the men's room."
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"Yes, it is, sir."
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"Oh. Uh, no, thank you. I'm fine."
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"Yeah, I'll, uh-- I'll take a shot of that."
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"Gentlemen, please. Let us get back"
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"Yes. Oh, okay. Um..."
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"I know how to use the restroom."
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"Um...also, I'm a very big fan of taxidermy."
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"Animal lover. I like that."
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"have a place to shrug off their cares"
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"and rub elbows with other people of a similar social class."
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"Well, that's right. I like that."
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"I'm just looking for my wrench. Pay no attention to me."
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"Thanks for pretending you're interested."
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"That just proves to me that you are the better man."
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"This morning that information would have"
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"put me in a feeding frenzy."
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"Hi, Dave. Hi, Bunny."
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"You're voting on whether to let Beth"
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"No, we're voting. And you're a de facto member."
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"And if you abstain, I'm afraid"
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"it counts as an automatic blackball."
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"Matthew."
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"Okay, what does this say?"
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"It says yes, Matthew."
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"Yes, let her in. Yes, don't let her in."
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"Let me just commit this bad boy to memory."
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"What was that?"
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"I'm never hanging out there again."
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"Or in the booth for that matter."
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"Hear, hear."
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