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Clips from NewsRadio - Assistant (S05E05)

"Max, shut up."
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"Now, why do they have a couch and we don't?"
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"there was a couch in there."
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"I'm sorry, Beth. It just slipped."
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"Not very comfy."
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"Well, it sounds like you've got quite a lawsuit on your hands."
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"Did she come up here?"
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"Ah, I was hoping you'd never notice that clause."
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"Everybody, say goodbye to name-brand soft drinks"
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"ALL: Thanks a lot, Lisa."
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"Hey. Hey, hey. I want an assistant too."
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"Somehow I thought you might. So who'd you hire anyway?"
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"What kind of a name is Foxy Jackson?"
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"Hi. I'm Lisa Miller."
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"You don't have an office."
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"I'm just kidding. Really. I feel comfortable lying, actually."
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"And when I was a kid, I used to go into"
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"So they started calling me Foxy."
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"Hey."
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"Fixing the copier."
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"Damn. Everything's better over here."
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"Hi. So you come here often?"
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"Joe. Come on, get out of here."
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"We're trying to work. Just get out."
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"Yeah. Yeah, why?"
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"Um...see, whenever I'm around toner,"
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"my sex drive completely dries up."
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"Get this thing out of here. Move!"
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"This feels weird."
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"Well, what is it, uh, technically?"
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"Ha, ha."
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"Beth, do you want to give us a minute alone, please?"
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"You need a minute alone with your love seat."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"Dave, permission to be excused, please?"
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"Matthew, you just came in here."
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"in the men's room."
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"And she cannot do that while Joe is teaching her"
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"Well, ask Foxy to come here, and we'll see what we can work out."
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"Is, uh-- Is Joe giving you a hard time?"
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"Well, it's nothing I can't handle."
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"Ha-ha, just doing my job."
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"What article?"
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"It was just, we ran into each other in the break room--"
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"Yeah. Sure."
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"Ta-ta."
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"Ta."
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"I am not. I'm badder."
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"Yeah. You're shameless."
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"Okay. Now, that's enough. Just go on in."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Well, heck, I know. Being I felt so bad about"
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"that whole love seat fiasco,"
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"Wow."
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"Well, sure. Sure you are."
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"Excuse me, Beth? W-what-- What are you doing here?"
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"Yeah, I know. I hang out in the men's room all the time."
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"Once upon a time I used to be able"
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"Until I got banned from that."
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"Yeah, there is. But I can't really tell it here. Know why?"
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"Which is somewhere I've been."
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"Oh, all over. Canada."
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"Oh, here and there. I've been to Mexico."
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"Hey, Foxy. I think I pulled my tricep."
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"Does that look okay? Does that look normal?"
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"Foxy."
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"That was my-- My favorite."
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"Yes. Yes, I'd forgotten how much business you do there."
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"How's Foxy working out?"
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"Don't work her too hard, okay? All right."
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"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we did."
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"Congratulations, Dave. You're the better man."
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"When a woman turns down Joe Garrelli,"
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"it's not a matter of taste."
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"it only makes it hurt even worse."
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"Look, Joe. Don't be like this. We're supposed to be friends."
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"Ooh. I'll get it."
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"Well, she does seem to have the right attitude."
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"And I'd be willing to throw my weight behind it. Mm."
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"Well, you never know what'll happen"
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"when the elections come around."
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"Which is why you'll never know what'll happen."
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"Does she still talk about me?"
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"Mrs. Dave Nelson."
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"Was she working for you when she broke my heart?"
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"Look, I'm very-- I'm really very sorry."
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"Not in the slightest."
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"Yeah, well. You better just put it back in."
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"So...Miss..."
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"Who sponsored this candidate?"
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"She loves it...more than anything in the world."
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"Would you like some water?"
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"Because sometimes I find a good stiff shot of the stuff"
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"keeps me loose but focused."
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"Excellent. Why, that's good. Very good."
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"Also, I believe it's important"
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"that people of a similar social stature"
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"Uh, Joe."
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"Are you gonna go to that, uh, Rangers game Friday?"
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"Wait. Uh, you-- You like the Rangers?"
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"Because Brian Leetch is, like, my personal God. Mm-hm."
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"Dave, just the man I'm looking for."
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"The men's club is voting on whether"
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"to let Beth in as a member and..."
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"into the men's lavatory?"
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"All right, fine. Then let her in."
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"No. Shh! It's a secret vote."
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"Excuse me."
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"Your secret is safe."
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"Oh. I can't believe we used to hang out in the break room."
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"[TOILET FLUSHES]"
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"Oh, Matthew! Oh!"
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"You ruined it!"
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"To think I've been eating finger sandwiches in the men's room."
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"Fine. Now I can walk around in here naked."
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"Right. Yeah. Um..."
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"Um...well..."
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"No. By Friday."
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"Because I'm gonna take him to the Ranger game on Friday."
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