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Clips from The Simpsons - The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby (S31E31)

"-Courtney. -Marge."
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"Can I check off her vaccinations?"
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"TB? DTaP? Measles-mumps-rubella?"
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"Breast or bottle?"
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"White sugar. That's hilarious."
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"Well, I'm gonna tell my partner you mocked white sugar."
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"See you tomorrow."
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"Pancakes are on the table, Homie."
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"And flapjacks will be ready in a few minutes."
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"Marge, I'm trying to lose weight."
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"Pancakes will be fine."
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"Are you sure?"
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"In some small ways,"
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"I've let myself go."
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"We're worried you will."
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"We want you to live longer, Dad."
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"Never what I want."
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"(sighs) Fine."
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"You know what, skip the pancakes."
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"I'll just have..."
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"a grapefruit to go."
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"(gasping)"
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"Thanks a lot, pal!"
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"You cost us the pennant!"
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"Yeah, right there!"
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"Ah, yesterday's pizza."
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"But I told my wife I said, "Sexy Marge.""
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"(laughs)"
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"("The Blue Danube" by Johann Strauss II playing)"
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"Oh..."
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"(phone rings)"
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"CARL: Where are you, Homer?"
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"Burns just called a staff meeting."
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"Oh, God, I need a miracle."
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"Hey, why don't you bring a balloon to your coworkers?"
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"How long have you been selling balloons?"
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"It's an interesting story."
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"¶ Spoke worse English than Mr. Jackie Chan ¶"
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"Symbol, H-E."
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"¶ Well, the first thing you know... ¶"
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"He's gone."
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"My best friend is gone."
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"was actually me undercover."
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"Simpson, Mr. Burns is a Fortune 500 CEO."
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"He's not going to..."
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"Quiet, you fool."
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"(high-pitched voice): Pure, uncut helium."
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"Smithers, might I remind you we pay a fortune"
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"for helium to cool our reactors?"
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"(high-pitched): Right as always, sir."
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"That price is sky-high!"
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"Where did you get this?"
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"Oh, the bumpkin I got it from has tons of it."
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"he has no idea of what it's worth."
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"Excellent. (chuckles)"
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"How I love a good swindle."
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"-What do you think? -(whimpers)"
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"Bah."
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"As for you, Simpson, Employee of the Month."
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"I killed it at the staff meeting today."
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"The key is preparation."
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"She's in love."
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"Aw."
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"Aw! Ooh!"
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"(barking)"
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"(knocking)"
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"BRANDINE: Cletus, get the dang door!"
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"can I, woman?"
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"May I offer you some Manhattan squirrel chowder?"
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"(sniffing) You smell like indoor plumbin'."
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"(normal voice:) Mm. He's onto us."
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"No need to pretend we're inbred hicks."
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"None taken."
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"(bleats)"
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"All right, Spuckler, you've got helium, which I want."
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"I've got what you want,"
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"a tin cup filled with dimes."
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"-Let's make a deal. -(jangling)"
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"Now, hold on."
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"I likes to have a drink with a feller"
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"beforen I make a busy-ness deal."
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"(chuckles) I have imbibed every intoxicant"
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"(gulps, shudders)"
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"(groaning)"
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"(upbeat cabaret music playing)"
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"Sir, maybe this Spuckler fellow"
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"is a little smarter than we thought."
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"Nonsense."
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"(whimpers)"
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"Hmm. Perhaps it takes an idiot to catch an idiot."
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"Could I get a little help?"
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"I dropped my sandwich in here."
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"You and Mr. Spuckler will enter into what the hoi polloi"
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"called a "friendship,""
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"then use that friendship to destroy his life"
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"I don't know. He's got kids."
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"I can't cheat a family out of their home."
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"Mm-hmm. But you're perfectly fine"
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"cheating me out of their home."
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"Oh. You're trying to confuse me."
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"I got to get out. Where's the trap door?"
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"(whirring)"
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"(hoarsely): Save me."
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"You know Weinstein from Accounting."
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"(chuckles)"
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"If you're confused,"
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"perhaps these two gentlemen can clarify things."
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"This fellow loves inflicting pain."
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"And this fellow loves to laugh"
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"-(grunts) -(groans)"
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"Answer the question."
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"-D'oh! -(laughing)"
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"Hello?"
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"Maggie Simpson here for a playdate."
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"COURTNEY: Hudson's on a conference call."
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"You have a lovely home."
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"What is this floor made out of?"
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"The tile was a Venetian church"
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"and had lovingly installed by a 99-year-old I.M. Pei."
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"That sounds pricey."
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