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Clips from The Simpsons - The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby (S31E31)

"No, the toilet is pricey."
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"The plumbers we hired to replace it are very inefficient."
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"(Donkey Kong Country theme playing)"
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"Let's go, you little runts."
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"What? Are your diapers full?"
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"Would you like some coffee as you fill out a sexual history?"
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"Sexual history?"
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"So our babies can be friends?"
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"Here's mine."
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"(mechanical barking)"
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"Cream, no sugar."
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"You don't mind that I babyproofed your baby"
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"-from my baby, do you? -Yes, I do."
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"(melancholy music plays)"
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"(pickax tapping)"
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"Good to see you again."
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"Nothing like a good "a-yup""
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"-A-yup. -A-yup."
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"I mean, a-yup."
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"Say, friend,"
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"looks like you're working awful hard"
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"to suck the helium into them thar Mylar balloons."
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"Oh, it's powerful tiresome."
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"But the Lord done put helium under my feet,"
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"and I must not spill it into the sky."
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"He's stupid enough to believe you have an idea."
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"Say, "What if I told you"
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"there was a way to harvest that noble gas?""
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""What if I told you there was a way to harvest that noble gas"
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"without the strain on your mouth puffer.""
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"but then I'd follow it with a "Go on.""
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"-BURNS: Excellent. -"Excellent.""
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"BURNS: No, don't say excellent."
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"BURNS: No, don't say that, either."
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""No, don't say that, either.""
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"-BURNS: Just shut up. -"Just shut up.""
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"I'll have to mull your proposal,"
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"especially that last crazy part."
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"(exhales) You just saved me a passel of work."
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"Now I can spend more time making more family."
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"Homer J. Simpson."
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"Now, let's go yonder"
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"that ole chucklehead just bites my bone."
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"Easy-peasy."
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"(screaming)"
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"Thank you."
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"a good ole Spuckler family fish fry."
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"this hairless swamp beast our way."
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"-Aw. -His wisdom regarding your mystery balloon gas"
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"has helped us Spucklers become a two-radio family."
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"Homer, I want to be your partner."
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"which is not really that select a circle."
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"(upbeat cabaret music playing)"
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"(gasps) Where'd that come from?"
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"Well done, Simpson. We'll take him for everything"
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"except the couch on his lawn."
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"Well, but we're family."
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"-Couldn't you just screw him half over? -(scoffs)"
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"No one screws anyone half over."
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"What's the point of that?"
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"What's up?"
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"but I'm worried you're gonna talk first."
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"No, you go ahead."
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"(sighs) I'm supposed to screw over a guy"
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"that's only been nice to me."
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"I'm denying Maggie happiness"
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"-because I can't stand the mother of her friend. -Aw."
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"Maggie'll be fine."
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"I just played with her."
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"(chuckles) She still thinks I've got her nose."
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"Wait, where'd I put it?"
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"No. No."
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"I have something I need to tell you."
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"(groans)"
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"Hudson had a birthday party,"
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"but I didn't tell you, so you missed it."
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"I can explain."
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"That other mom was just so annoying"
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"with her aerial silks and those yoga pants."
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"She made me feel bad about myself."
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"You get it, right? Right?"
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"-Or what? -Hmm."
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"-(grunts) -Ow!"
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"(laughs)"
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"We didn't want to leave a mark that Cletus could see."
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"But you could've warned me first."
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"Fair enough. Watch your back."
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"-(grunts) -(laughs)"
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"Well, if it ain't my bestest friend"
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"on God's flat Earth."
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"-Oh. -So, what's in your hand?"
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"Some sort of a friendship certificate?"
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"Uh, you know, just something"
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"Hey, what's more up-and-up than the helium business?"
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"-Ain't you gonna read it? -I trust you,"
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"like a sheep trusts a friendly wolf."
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"(squawks)"
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"I signs with an "X""
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"'cause that's the kind of iPhone I got."
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"And now for the second slash"
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"Straight-Edge! Get over here, boy!"
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"-You done floated my mark-maker. -I won't"
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"let you sign it. It's all a trick to steal your helium."
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"You was gonna steal from a man what has 29 kids?"
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"BRANDINE: 30. (gasps) 31!"
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"Yeah, but I told you before it was too late."
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"Okay, we're still buddies."
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"Getting mad at city folk for lying"
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"is like getting mad at your six-year-old"
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"for not cleaning her gun. (chuckles)"
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"-Put her there. -Uh, that's your left hand."
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"They's both left hands."
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"Simpson, you fool."
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"Well, it was a medium."
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"Part of it hit her ear."
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"Hey, you harm my friend,"
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"And I mean ever."
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"Smithers, solve this if you don't want another kick."
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"County fair or state fair?"
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"We have a deal. Have your people call my basset hound."
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