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Clips from The Wrong Mans - X-Mans (S02E02)

TV Movies 2013 Season 2, Episode 1 ★ 4.9/10 (46 ratings) 904 clips
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This is our moment! We've been chosen!
"This is our moment! We've been chosen!"
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"Small town, big future."
""Small town, big future.""
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What did I tell you about watching mucky ladies?
"What did I tell you about watching mucky ladies?"
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I don't know what you're talking about and I don't...
"I don't know what you're talking about and I don't..."
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Milankovic can identify Russian agents working here
"Milankovic can identify Russian agents working here"
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This is real now, this is Lizzie's life.
"This is real now, this is Lizzie's life."
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Arrgh!
"Arrgh!"
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Sam?
"Sam?"
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Er, spicy bean burger, please.
"Er, spicy bean burger, please."
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Open up, Frank.
"Open up, Frank."
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♪ Your heart. ♪
"♪ Your heart. ♪"
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~ Sorry? ~ My blouse is a little... undone.
"~ Sorry? ~ My blouse is a little... undone."
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Can I just get everybody's...? Guys?
"Can I just get everybody's...? Guys?"
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Hey, listen up! Ian's got something to say.
"Hey, listen up! Ian's got something to say."
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Um, just a quickie. I don't know if anybody's seen this,
"Um, just a quickie. I don't know if anybody's seen this,"
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Terry?
"Terry?"
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I know.
"I know."
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And what does facetious mean?
"And what does facetious mean?"
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'Hello. Am I speaking to Mrs Bourne?'
"'Hello. Am I speaking to Mrs Bourne?'"
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Lime green!
"Lime green!"
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I will update our computer system records accordingly.
"I will update our computer system records accordingly."
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Bye.
"Bye."
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Europe, but yeah, you're right.
"Europe, but yeah, you're right."
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But who was fixing me?
"But who was fixing me?"
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~ Kate Winslet couldn't. ~ That puta.
"~ Kate Winslet couldn't. ~ That puta."
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Don't! It wasn't Kate's fault, in a way.
"Don't! It wasn't Kate's fault, in a way."
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I was so wrapped up in myself
"I was so wrapped up in myself"
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But I'll never do that to you.
"But I'll never do that to you."
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Oh, Ian!
"Oh, Ian!"
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It's none of our business.
"It's none of our business."
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When are you going to start looking on the bright side?
"When are you going to start looking on the bright side?"
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Rosa's not just my girlfriend, she's my soul mate, my companion.
"Rosa's not just my girlfriend, she's my soul mate, my companion."
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Mentally, spiritually and yes, sexually.
"Mentally, spiritually and yes, sexually."
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She thinks you're a former pro-wrestler who also found
"She thinks you're a former pro-wrestler who also found"
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And there it is, there it is.
"And there it is, there it is."
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I walk in there, I'm queen bee, I'm Top Of The Pops,
"I walk in there, I'm queen bee, I'm Top Of The Pops,"
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I'm a big noise, yeah.
"I'm a big noise, yeah."
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Wow!
"Wow!"
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town in the middle of the desert on the other side of the world.
"town in the middle of the desert on the other side of the world."
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But your...
"But your..."
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.. gnaws away at me!
".. gnaws away at me!"
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There's the match I leave in the door. Someone's inside.
"There's the match I leave in the door. Someone's inside."
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Like some biccies.
"Like some biccies."
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No, Terry, they haven't caught anyone.
"No, Terry, they haven't caught anyone."
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This is merely a routine catch-up just to see how you're settling in.
"This is merely a routine catch-up just to see how you're settling in."
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which I think means we're just looking for one person...
"which I think means we're just looking for one person..."
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'It's OK, Collins,'
"'It's OK, Collins,'"
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I'm sure Her Majesty will just pop the salmon in the microwave when I get back.
"I'm sure Her Majesty will just pop the salmon in the microwave when I get back."
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'You knew that if you stayed in Bracknell, you risked not only your own lives,'
"'You knew that if you stayed in Bracknell, you risked not only your own lives,'"
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We're monozygotic twins.
"We're monozygotic twins."
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but I heard that they died in a car bomb.
"but I heard that they died in a car bomb."
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Yeah, I see.
"Yeah, I see."
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apart from me.
"apart from me."
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No!
"No!"
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Are you crazy? What if someone sees us?
"Are you crazy? What if someone sees us?"
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I am married, Terry.
"I am married, Terry."
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'We need a full and public inquiry.
"'We need a full and public inquiry."
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Shit!
"Shit!"
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Because we have it here every year.
"Because we have it here every year."
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If we worked at Cafe Rouge, I'd be with you, Noel.
"If we worked at Cafe Rouge, I'd be with you, Noel."
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~ How about Chiquitos? ~ Chiquitos I don't mind.
"~ How about Chiquitos? ~ Chiquitos I don't mind."
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Sorry, yeah, um, keep it in the office, I suppose.
"Sorry, yeah, um, keep it in the office, I suppose."
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'Oh, hello. Am I speaking with Mrs Bourne?'
"'Oh, hello. Am I speaking with Mrs Bourne?'"
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No, that's fine. Thanks, Jan.
"No, that's fine. Thanks, Jan."
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What is it?
"What is it?"
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But we are going to cross a lot of bridges, OK.
"But we are going to cross a lot of bridges, OK."
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and I need to know that I'm with someone who's prepared to roll deep.
"and I need to know that I'm with someone who's prepared to roll deep."
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'You boys better be careful'
"'You boys better be careful'"
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You never know who might get mad at you.
"You never know who might get mad at you."
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I don't do that stuff.
"I don't do that stuff."
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'Now listen, this guy you're about to meet, Carlos Espinosa,
"'Now listen, this guy you're about to meet, Carlos Espinosa,"
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But I can still think about you.
"But I can still think about you."
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I hope you're wrong,
"I hope you're wrong,"
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You sure you are real?
"You sure you are real?"
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I do. That's me.
"I do. That's me."
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I know what it's like to lose family without being able to say goodbye.
"I know what it's like to lose family without being able to say goodbye."
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We got together all the money we could get our hands on.
"We got together all the money we could get our hands on."
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Hello, gentlemen. David Kinsmann. Today is your lucky day.
"Hello, gentlemen. David Kinsmann. Today is your lucky day."
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You're musicians.
"You're musicians."
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In case anybody asks any questions, learn your dates of birth,
"In case anybody asks any questions, learn your dates of birth,"
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I'm leaving a note for Rosa.
"I'm leaving a note for Rosa."
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If you want to see your mum, we've got to get it right.
"If you want to see your mum, we've got to get it right."
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It'll be out on DVD soon anyway.
"It'll be out on DVD soon anyway."
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You're goddamn right I did.
"You're goddamn right I did."
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You sound African American.
"You sound African American."
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All right, it's harder than I thought.
"All right, it's harder than I thought."
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Damn straight.
"Damn straight."
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♪ To see your face again
"♪ To see your face again"
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Anything you do say may be held against you in a court of law.
"Anything you do say may be held against you in a court of law."
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We bought fake passports, OK?
"We bought fake passports, OK?"
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because we need to get home.
"because we need to get home."
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~ I'm Philip Bourne. ~ And I'm Sam Pinkett.
"~ I'm Philip Bourne. ~ And I'm Sam Pinkett."
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Carlos Espinosa?
"Carlos Espinosa?"
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Pull over.
"Pull over."
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We were in witness protection, but we decided we had to leave.
"We were in witness protection, but we decided we had to leave."
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And you're willing to say this?
"And you're willing to say this?"
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On the record, in front of a Federal Judge?
"On the record, in front of a Federal Judge?"
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OK.
"OK."
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and you're still going to jail.
"and you're still going to jail."
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Get up.
"Get up."
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Here's your suite.
"Here's your suite."
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Freshly vacated.
"Freshly vacated."
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Two white boys just like y'all got transferred out
"Two white boys just like y'all got transferred out"
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You get one phone call every 90 days for good behaviour.
"You get one phone call every 90 days for good behaviour."
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We're not going to be here that long.
"We're not going to be here that long."
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Listen to me, Sam, you cannot show any weakness, OK?
"Listen to me, Sam, you cannot show any weakness, OK?"
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It's either that or you become someone's wife.
"It's either that or you become someone's wife."
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Look around you, Sam, everyone has cleared their plates.
"Look around you, Sam, everyone has cleared their plates."
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Eat your beans.
"Eat your beans."
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This is Special Agent Miller.
"This is Special Agent Miller."
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I'm with the DEA here in Texas.
"I'm with the DEA here in Texas."
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I see.
"I see."
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in some kind of witness protection deal over here,
"in some kind of witness protection deal over here,"
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Everyone could see it, it was amazing.
"Everyone could see it, it was amazing."
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Cool, so we're on the same page.
"Cool, so we're on the same page."
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But we paid.
"But we paid."
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let alone the flight.
"let alone the flight."
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maybe you could do him a little favour.
"maybe you could do him a little favour."
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He's stolen a great deal of money and merchandise from Mr Espinosa.
"He's stolen a great deal of money and merchandise from Mr Espinosa."
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And if you spill a word about Mr Espinosa, there will be no tomorrow.
"And if you spill a word about Mr Espinosa, there will be no tomorrow."
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