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Clips from The Wrong Mans - Bad Mans (S01E01)

TV Movies 2013 Season 1, Episode 2 ★ 4.9/10 (46 ratings) 447 clips
Crime Comedy Action

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it's me that's going to look bad.
"it's me that's going to look bad."
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You're a 31-year-old mail distribution assistant
"You're a 31-year-old mail distribution assistant"
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Jump a lot of hurdles.
"Jump a lot of hurdles."
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I don't know what you're talking about.
"I don't know what you're talking about."
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I'm talking about rolling deep!
"I'm talking about rolling deep!"
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Or... Aargh!
"Or... Aargh!"
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Sam, Sam, Sam!
"Sam, Sam, Sam!"
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Yes, Phil.
"Yes, Phil."
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so if it's a code, you'd have to explain it to me.
"so if it's a code, you'd have to explain it to me."
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And I traced the phone and ended up with you.
"And I traced the phone and ended up with you."
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- Where's my money? - This is just a huge mistake...
"- Where's my money? - This is just a huge mistake..."
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A friend?
"A friend?"
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She was going up anyway, for... Hogmanay.
"She was going up anyway, for... Hogmanay."
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It can crush a car in 45 seconds.
"It can crush a car in 45 seconds."
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So I don't think it's gonna have
"So I don't think it's gonna have"
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Oh, well, no, no, me neither.
"Oh, well, no, no, me neither."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Just as soon as she calls me, I'll get her to...
"Just as soon as she calls me, I'll get her to..."
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So you just found this phone?
"So you just found this phone?"
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I mean, only a total idiot would go there without any money!
"I mean, only a total idiot would go there without any money!"
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- What? - You're joking, right?
"- What? - You're joking, right?"
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I think we established quite clearly that we just work for the council.
"I think we established quite clearly that we just work for the council."
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♪ All of those tourists covered in oil... ♪
"♪ All of those tourists covered in oil... ♪"
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I think that's long enough.
"I think that's long enough."
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I swear. Please believe me.
"I swear. Please believe me."
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You've got to understand how this looks.
"You've got to understand how this looks."
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with close to a million pounds...
"with close to a million pounds..."
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and...
"and..."
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how about we stop with the fairy tales
"how about we stop with the fairy tales"
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Get out!
"Get out!"
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Do it quick.
"Do it quick."
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Just... wait, wait!
"Just... wait, wait!"
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He wants to talk to you.
"He wants to talk to you."
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and you will not move, because if you do, you will be shot.
"and you will not move, because if you do, you will be shot."
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- What are you doing? - Shut up, shut up, shut up.
"- What are you doing? - Shut up, shut up, shut up."
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Is that the money?
"Is that the money?"
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Good.
"Good."
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Well?
"Well?"
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This is what we're going to do.
"This is what we're going to do."
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But first, we must count the money.
"But first, we must count the money."
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- Just... just cos it will take ages. - Open the case.
"- Just... just cos it will take ages. - Open the case."
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OK.
"OK."
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- One. - One.
"- One. - One."
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Hang on, you haven't paid me to take anybody out.
"Hang on, you haven't paid me to take anybody out."
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If she dies, then I'm dead and you'll get nothing.
"If she dies, then I'm dead and you'll get nothing."
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck."
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I've never driven manual!
"I've never driven manual!"
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Put your foot... put the clutch down.
"Put your foot... put the clutch down."
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- I've done it. I've got it. I've got it. - That's it, that's it, that's it.
"- I've done it. I've got it. I've got it. - That's it, that's it, that's it."
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- That's it, that's it, that's it. - Arrgh! Argh!
"- That's it, that's it, that's it. - Arrgh! Argh!"
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Get off! Get the fuck off me!
"Get off! Get the fuck off me!"
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Anything. Just be quick, yeah?
"Anything. Just be quick, yeah?"
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Right.
"Right."
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Yes, Mum.
"Yes, Mum."
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And a glass of water, please, Philip.
"And a glass of water, please, Philip."
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In other circumstances,
"In other circumstances,"
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- we would very possibly get on. - Shut up. No, no.
"- we would very possibly get on. - Shut up. No, no."
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Nice of you to join us.
"Nice of you to join us."
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Aaargh!
"Aaargh!"
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It's a very delicate issue and we're consulting with numerous organisations.
"It's a very delicate issue and we're consulting with numerous organisations."
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and the contestant spends as long as possible avoiding answering it.
"and the contestant spends as long as possible avoiding answering it."
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Classic, Len.
"Classic, Len."
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Yeah, I don't know how you do these nights.
"Yeah, I don't know how you do these nights."
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What's that?
"What's that?"
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Len's not gonna come up here. I told you, no-one does.
"Len's not gonna come up here. I told you, no-one does."
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Why do you come up here?
"Why do you come up here?"
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What are you doing?
"What are you doing?"
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We just happen to have one.
"We just happen to have one."
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You have no idea. My uncle will kill you.
"You have no idea. My uncle will kill you."
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- Where are you going? - Home.
"- Where are you going? - Home."
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- Is it my turn? - No, it's morning.
"- Is it my turn? - No, it's morning."
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Sam!
"Sam!"
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I promise I'll do it this morning.
"I promise I'll do it this morning."
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- Noel did it. - Right.
"- Noel did it. - Right."
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Well, two years ago, I had a dream.
"Well, two years ago, I had a dream."
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"Do me now."
""Do me now.""
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cos I will end you. Wah!
"cos I will end you. Wah!"
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There it is. Put it back.
"There it is. Put it back."
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Huh, huh? Yeah, that's right.
"Huh, huh? Yeah, that's right."
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Is that it?
"Is that it?"
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...big...
"...big..."
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Can we get that on a banner for tomorrow?
"Can we get that on a banner for tomorrow?"
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Sam, this gentleman's here to see you.
"Sam, this gentleman's here to see you."
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I was there when you crashed your car this morning.
"I was there when you crashed your car this morning."
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If you are not here by five o'clock, we will kill your wife.
"If you are not here by five o'clock, we will kill your wife."
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I know everything.
"I know everything."
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What is going on? Don't lie to me.
"What is going on? Don't lie to me."
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- A woman's been kidnapped. - Oh, get out!
"- A woman's been kidnapped. - Oh, get out!"
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This is our moment. We've been chosen.
"This is our moment. We've been chosen."
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If I don't have that research pack on my desk today,
"If I don't have that research pack on my desk today,"
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That's not my phone.
"That's not my phone."
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Sam!
"Sam!"
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Sam, is that you?
"Sam, is that you?"
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Cough if you can hear me.
"Cough if you can hear me."
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Of course I can...
"Of course I can..."
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- What was that? - It's code.
"- What was that? - It's code."
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Well, I don't know what it meant,
"Well, I don't know what it meant,"
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If anyone is listening, you're explaining it to them.
"If anyone is listening, you're explaining it to them."
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It defeats the...
"It defeats the..."
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Hello!
"Hello!"
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If anyone's listening, I don't know who you think we are
"If anyone's listening, I don't know who you think we are"
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but we're not him.
"but we're not him."
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My name is Sam Pinkett and I work for the council.
"My name is Sam Pinkett and I work for the council."
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My name is Phillip Bourne, and I don't work for the council,
"My name is Phillip Bourne, and I don't work for the council,"
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I just work in the building. I'm sub-contracted.
"I just work in the building. I'm sub-contracted."
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There's nobody there.
"There's nobody there."
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Where's my money?
"Where's my money?"
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There's been a misunderstanding.
"There's been a misunderstanding."
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I gave my guy my money and a phone.
"I gave my guy my money and a phone."
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Now, there is no guy. There is no money.
"Now, there is no guy. There is no money."
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Now, I don't care what happened to him, but I'm gonna ask you this
"Now, I don't care what happened to him, but I'm gonna ask you this"
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one last time...
"one last time..."
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...where is my money?
"...where is my money?"
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- I don't know. - Don't lie to me!
"- I don't know. - Don't lie to me!"
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- I'm not lying. - Where is it?!
"- I'm not lying. - Where is it?!"
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Please.
"Please."
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- Where is my money? - Believe me.
"- Where is my money? - Believe me."
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- Where is it? - I'm being completely honest.
"- Where is it? - I'm being completely honest."
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Big time.
"Big time."
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Where is it?
"Where is it?"
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