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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Rudolf Nureyev (S02E02)

"[knocking on door]"
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"- [drumroll] - It's The Muppet Show,"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"- You and Robin? Where's Robin? - Oh, right here."
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"And one more thing, your hat's too big."
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"talented Rudolph Nureyev on our show!"
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"Hi there and welcome to The Muppet Show!"
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"Uh, tonight's guest star"
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"Six of one, half dozen of the other."
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"Not Dr. Teeth!"
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"[♪ Minuet in G Major]"
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"[audience applauds and whistles]"
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"the more I appreciate good music."
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"- He is not here. - What?"
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"Hi, you guys."
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"and to kill time while we see if we still have a guest star,"
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"I hope Mr. Nureyev didn't see that."
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"[crashing]"
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"Uh, he forgives you, Sam."
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"Culture, yes, culture. Dignity at last."
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"[♪ Swan Lake]"
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"♪ I've got two wheels on my tricycle ♪"
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"♪ Something's missing something's missing ♪"
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"♪ ...ing ♪"
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"will pay tribute to William Shakespeare."
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"Say, I'm listening to this patient's heart."
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"[moans]"
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"Man, the timing of the shrew."
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"What?"
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"[crashing]"
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"And today, I'm in a steam room with a lady pig."
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"I don't think heaven is this warm."
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"Oh, no, sweetie, you just got here."
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"- [song ends] - [chattering indistinctly]"
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"I should really learn to pronounce his name."
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"Oh, don't bother now."
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"After this show, he'll probably change it."
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"[whispering] You forgot your candelabra."
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"[Fozzie] Got a match? A match. A match for the candle... OK."
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"[lighter clicking]"
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"You're gonna have a beautiful candle to play with."
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"Fabulous."
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"[knocking on door]"
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"the frog has forced you to do on this show."
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"The frog didn't force me."
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"Does that mean you're going to throw me out again?"
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"There's one more number I'd like to do."
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"Is that a ballet costume?"
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"[gunshot effect]"
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"[applause and cheering]"
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"Now, wasn't that a cultural show?"
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"[snoring]"
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"Rudolph Nureyev, uh, Rudolph Nureyev?"
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"Fifteen seconds, Mr. Nureyev?"
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"Uh-huh, I knew he was too smart to show up."
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"with our special guest star, Mr. Rudolph Nureyev."
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"[applause and whistles]"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"[both] ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ On the most sensational Inspirational ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"[high-pitched squeaking]"
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"[applause]"
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"Boy, Sam really has this place"
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"looking good for Rudolph Nureyev."
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"Yeah, I don't mind that so much,"
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"but me and Robin are mad we have to wear these formal clothes."
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"It's the only hat I could find."
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"Atten-hut!"
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"- Beg pardon? - Line up for inspection."
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"- Inspection? - We must look proper for Mr. Nureyev."
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"At last, to have a man of dignity,"
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"a man of culture on this weird, sick program."
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"- Did you wash your flippers? - [stammering] Yes, sir."
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"- Let's have a look. - [grunting]"
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"Will you please get off the floor?"
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"Will you comb your hair and polish those shoes?"
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"Ah, yes, sir. Yes, sir."
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"Sam, can I introduce the show?"
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"Of course, yes, but just do it with dignity."
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"- Uh, yes, yes. - [sighs]"
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"Oh! To have the brilliant,"
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"He's my favorite opera singer."
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you!"
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"You call that dignity?"
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"- Uh, I'm sorry, Sam. - [scoffs]"
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"Uh, ladies and gentlemen, it is indeed an honor..."
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"- Good. - ...to welcome you to The Muppet Show."
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"is one of the world's great masters of the ballet,"
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"- Mr. Rudolph Nureyev. - [stammers] Wait."
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"Are you sure it's ballet, not opera?"
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"Positive."
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"Culture is culture. Go ahead."
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"[clears throat] Uh..."
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"But here to get things started is Dr. Teeth and the Electric..."
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"I know I promised you a very cultural show, but don't worry."
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"They're playing a minuet,"
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"and they have promised to be very classy."
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"May I have that in writing?"
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"Hey. Hey, what's this bummer called again?"
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"- Minuet in G Major. - Huh."
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"They ought to send it back to the minors."
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"If I knew we were gonna do this,"
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"I'd have just stayed home and sent in my suit."
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"[Animal groans]"
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"[Floyd] Animal's not gonna make it."
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"- He's gonna freak. - [Animal groaning louder]"
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"- If he goes, I go with him. - [shouting]"
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"[Dr. Teeth] It's a breakout!"
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"[loud rock version of the minuet]"
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"You know, the older I get,"
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"Yeah? What's that got to do with what we just heard?"
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"Nothing, just thought I'd mention it."
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"[Animal chattering indistinctly]"
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"Not very cultural, guys. Not very cultural."
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"That was degrading! That was awful."
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"- Mr. Nureyev must be shocked! - Well, I doubt it."
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"Well, of course he is. He is sensitive,"
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