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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Cloris Leachman (S02E02)

"No window!"
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"Oh, Kermit! Kermit!"
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"We gotta bust outta here!"
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"There's no telling how long they could keep us here. Look."
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"- What is that? - I started a calendar."
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"Kermit, it's necessary. Believe me!"
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"I don't know what we're gonna do!"
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"Fozzie, Fozzie, do not panic."
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"Listen, we'll use that telephone there and call for help."
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"The telephone. Of course! [groans]"
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"- [dial tone buzzes] - It's working! Here, Kermit."
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"This... This... This may take longer than I thought."
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"Here's our special guest,"
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"Miss Cloris Leachman, in a classic piece of..."
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"I'm sorry, but I must stop you."
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"Did I get your name wrong?"
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"- No, no, that's not it. - You don't like the dress?"
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"It's OK for the number I'm doing."
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"But it's a great number. You and Sweetums'll be terrific."
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"My number with Sweetums comes at the end of the show."
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"That's my mistake. Excuse me."
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"Sweetums, back to the dressing room."
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"Go on, back."
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"OK, cut, cut."
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"That is not Sweetums, and you are not Kermit."
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"- Yes, I am. - Oh, no."
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"I've seen The Muppet Show many times,"
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"and you don't look anything like the Muppets that I've seen."
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"Maybe it's your television set."
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"No, it is not the set."
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"You're green, and you've got that"
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"darling, funny, pointy collar Kermit used to wear."
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"- But you're not Kermit. - Oh, yes, I am."
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"You are a pig. P-I-G."
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"You are not a frog. F-R-O-G."
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"Nothing you can say will ever convince me"
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"that you are a frog. Nothing."
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"Ribbit."
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"- [snorts] - What?"
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"It must be the eyes. They must be going."
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"[♪ My Hero]"
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"[♪ Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life, serenade from Student Prince]"
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"[drumming]"
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"[♪ Stout-Hearted Men]"
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"[applause]"
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"OK, Kermit, listen, when the pig comes in,"
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"I'll clobber him, and then we run for our lives."
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"- [keys jangling] - Here we go."
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"[screams]"
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"Terrific. Terrific."
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"First he clobbers me, then he insults me."
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"Hey, Gonzo, what's happening with the show?"
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"They've got this new MC and the audience loves him."
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"Easy, easy, Kermit. Don't take it so personally."
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"And the new comedian, Fozzie the Pig..."
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"Boy, is he funny!"
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"We gotta get outta here!"
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"We will get out of here. Look what I smuggled in."
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"- We wanna escape, not eat! - We will escape."
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"I'm gonna dig a tunnel with it."
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"And now it's time for everybody's favorite funny pig,"
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"- Mr. Fozzie Pig! - [applause]"
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"Hiya, hiya, hiya! I'm really hot tonight."
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"Speaking of fat,"
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"my wife is so fat that when she brings home the bacon,"
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"Yes, but his new haircut is awful."
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"it's really great to be here entertaining you,"
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"but next year I'm going back to school."
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"You see, I still got a lot to loin."
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"Get it? Pork? Loin?"
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"- Now I know it's the haircut. - Mmm."
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"Yeah, but, well, I could do this all night."
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"Get it? Double-porked? Porked."
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"- It's the worst. - Worst."
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"- The worst. - The worst."
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"The worst."
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"[sings in mock Swedish]"
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"♪ Oink, oink ♪"
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"[mock Swedish] Popper corn."
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"Corn, oink, oink, oink, oink."
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"Pupcorn. Oinker, oinker, oinker. Oink, oink."
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"[man] And now, Vegetarian's Hospital,"
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"the story of a pig-headed quack who's gone hog wild."
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"[humming]"
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"Here's your next case, doctor."
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"This is a dish of fruits and vegetables."
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"Group insurance? They'd better have grape insurance."
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"Here's a nice bunch."
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"- What's the problem here? - Well, the corn has a bad ear."
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"The potato has a bad eye."
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"- And the eggplant... - Yes?"
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"The eggplant has a bad yolk."
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"Well, that makes two of you."
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"Well, let's start with the corn."
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"Oh, doctor, you really know your vegetables."
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"Well, that's why they pay me a big celery."
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"Celery!"
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"[man] And so, once again, for the first time,"
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"we come to the close of Vegetarian's Hospital."
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"Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. Pig say..."
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"- And now, lettuce operate. - Lettuce operate!"
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"Here is a Muppet newsflash."
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"The eminent research scientist,"
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"Dr. Bunsen Honeypig, today announced"
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"Dr. Honeypig is now the object"
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"of a massive civil and criminal suit"
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"by the wife of a neighborhood artist,"
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"Mrs. Vincent van Gogh Pig."
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"- How's it going, guys? - Oh, it's terrific."
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"Gonzo's digging and I'm going to"
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"smuggle the dirt out in my hat."
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"- Or not. - [keys jangling]"
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"Well, yes, I guess so."
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"Kermie, I just want you to know"
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"that I have had nothing to do, whatsoever,"
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"with the taking over of this show."
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"I have ref... No, really, I have refused to cooperate."
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"Yes, and, Kermie, I am going to stay here with you."
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"You really... Oh, that's very nice of you, Miss Piggy."
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"Kermie, my loyalty is here... with my frog."
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