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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Cloris Leachman (S02E02)

"Aw! And you'll be happy to know that I am a vegetarian."
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"- [drumroll] - It's The Muppet Show,"
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"[applause and whistles]"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"- But, first, let's get... - [shouting]"
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"- What are you guys doing? - Pigs are taking over the show."
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"I'm starring in the opening number?"
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"Kermit, Kermit. Now, listen..."
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"It's been terrible."
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"What window?"
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"Kermit, Kermit."
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"You don't like the number?"
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"No, it's OK for the dress I'm wearing."
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"All right, then. I'll spell it out for you."
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"- But... - No, no, no. You are not a frog."
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"- Ribbit, ribbit. - Kermit, it is you."
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"Nothing. Ribbit."
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"Finish the introductions, Kermit."
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"- Get in that cell! - Got ya!"
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"Gonzo, I'm sorry. I thought you were a pig."
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"It's going great."
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"- Kermit the Pig. - Kermit the Pig?"
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"- A spoon? - Mmm-hmm."
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"I think we're gonna be here a while."
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"that great big lovable ham who's really a boar, and proud of it,"
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"I guess you could say the fat's in the fire. Aah!"
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"it takes three guys to bring home the bacon."
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"[chuckling] Say, his new material isn't bad."
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"Rolling right along, folks,"
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"Yeah, you see, get this..."
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"Yeah, but my sauerkraut is double-porked."
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"Hoga, hoga, hoga, hoga."
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"- Sauerkraut? - Double-porked."
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"♪ Oink, oink, oink ♪"
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"[mock Swedish]"
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"Oink, oink, pupcorn pupper."
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"Oinker!"
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"You already have."
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"he had successfully converted a sow's ear into a silk purse."
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"[spoon banging]"
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"- You really mean it? - Mmm-hmm."
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"Take my place?!"
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"If you wanna stay here with him."
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"Starring the quixotic Captain Link Hogthrob,"
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"the vacuous first mate Miss Piggy,"
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"As we left the Swinetrek last time,"
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"Oh! Oh! Oh!"
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"- Oh... - There it is!"
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"There. And I just had it cleaned on Tuesday."
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"- Look. It's stopped shooting. - Oh, maybe it will sponge off."
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"It's chopped liver! Oh, not chopped liver!"
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"What's wrong with chopped liver?"
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"Try holding your breath and counting to five or six hundred."
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"- One, two, three, four... - No, no, you twit!"
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"Pigs may have taken over,"
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"[Gonzo digging]"
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"- How's Gonzo doing? - Pretty good, I guess."
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"- Hey, Kermit, we're free! - Really?"
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"is the wonderful Miss Cloris Leachman."
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"Oh, dear! Oh!"
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"[waves crashing]"
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"- [chuckling] - I believe it."
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"Oh, good. Sweetums thirsty."
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"Sweetums not fall for that old gag."
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"[♪ Just in time]"
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"That's lovely. Only got one question."
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"Dish!"
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"Freedom is mine!"
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"Oh, boy, Kermit."
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"It was easy."
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"- That was weird. - I'll tell the world."
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"- Go ahead. - That was weird."
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"[knocking]"
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"Cloris Leachman. Fifteen seconds to curtain, Miss Leachman."
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"OK, Scooter, I'll be ready. And thank you for this lunch."
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"I just hope he remembered"
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"that I don't eat meat of any kind."
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"[all] Oh, yeah!"
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"[booing and hissing]"
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"with our special guest star, Miss Cloris Leachman!"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets On The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"Quit while you're ahead!"
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"♪ On the most sensational Inspirational ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"[high-pitched squeaking]"
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"Thank you! And welcome to The Muppet Show."
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"You're gonna love tonight's show."
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"Our guest is the star of television and films,"
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"Miss Cloris Leachman!"
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"- Yeah! - You'll never get away with it!"
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"Wanna bet?"
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"We did it! We did it!"
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"Hello! Kermit the Pig here."
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"Hey, welcome to The Muppet Show."
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"- Let's open the festivities... - What's going on here?"
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"Where's my frog?"
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"We pigs have taken over the show."
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"Well, hoo-ha. Where's my frog, huh? What happened to him?"
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"You're starring in the opening number."
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"I don't care. If you touch one flipper of my frog..."
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"Of course. You're the biggest pig star we've got."
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"We'll talk about what'shisname later."
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"And now, let's get the show rolling with a little pig music!"
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"- [applause] - [♪ That's Entertainment]"
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"[applause]"
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"You know, I didn't know pigs could do that."
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"- Be that talented? - No, be that bad."
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"Move, move, little frog! Move! Get in there! Go on!"
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"Oh, Kermit. Oh, I'm so glad to see you."
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"Kermit, do you know that the pigs have taken over the show?"
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"Where are we? Is this the boiler room?"
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"Yes, the boiler room."
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"Don't worry. We will get out of here."
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"Of course we'll get out of here,"
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"because I, the bear, have a plan."
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"I am going to tie some sheets together,"
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"and we will slip out the window."
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