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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Cloris Leachman (S02E02)

"Pigs in Space on next."
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"You have to cancel it."
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"I remain with my sweetheart, Kermie."
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"Oh, gee, Miss Piggy."
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"OK, we'll just get someone to take your place."
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"Well..."
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"Bye."
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"That's showbiz, pal. [laughs]"
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"[man] And now, Pigs in Space!"
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"and the somnambulistic Dr. Julius Strangepork."
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"it was under attack from an alien thing."
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"[alarm beeping]"
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"Battle stations! Battle stations!"
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"- Condition red! - Man the guns!"
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"- What is it, my captain? - Are you hit, Link?"
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"Oh! No, I've got a spot on my uniform."
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"Here it is. Right here by my epaulet."
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"- What is it? - I don't know."
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"I don't know, either."
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"- It is! It's chopped liver! - [screaming]"
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"No, I think it's ketchup."
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"No, no, not there, lardhead. There!"
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"Oh! Oh! Oh! It is! It is!"
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"It gives me gas. [hiccups]"
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"Don't you understand?"
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"That is the chopped-liver monster from the galaxy Zabor."
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"It's hideous."
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"Hideous? For 1.69 a pound, you want beautiful?"
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"[man] Tune in, again, next time for another digestive episode"
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"of Pigs in Space!"
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"but there's one thing they haven't changed."
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"- What's that? - It's still not funny."
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"- I can't even see him anymore. - [keys jangling]"
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"What happened?"
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"so they all heard it and ran off."
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"What a plot twist!"
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"How amazing! How unbelievable!"
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"How convenient. I'll get on stage. You tell Gonzo."
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"Yes, sir."
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"[echoing] Hey, Gonzo!"
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"He's made a lot of progress with that teaspoon."
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"I'm coming!"
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"Well, things have been a little bit strange here tonight,"
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"We take you now to a desert island,"
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"where the coconuts and guest stars grow."
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"[applause]"
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"[gasping]"
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"Oh, gracious. I thought I'd never make it."
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"Ah-ha! Pretty blonde lady!"
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"- [chuckles] - Hello."
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"Pretty blonde lady make good fondue?"
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"That depends."
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"Are you thinking of me as the cook or the dish?"
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"- Well, you're quite a dish. - That does it. I'm leaving."
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"Where nice lady come from?"
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"Didn't you see that shipwreck out there?"
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"I caused that shipwreck out there."
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"With breath like that, you could sink an armada."
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"Oh, look. Water."
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"- Oh, I'm so thirsty. - Tough luck, kid."
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"Look, up there! Quick!"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"That does it! Sweetums and nice lady not be friends after all!"
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"Now, now, hold on. Wait a minute."
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"- [growls] - Hold on. Hold on!"
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"Hold on. Just a moment."
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"[screams]"
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"Oh, thank heavens."
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"Oh, your timing is perfect."
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"No."
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"[applause]"
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"What's that?"
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"Sweetums, is this the cook or the dish?"
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"What? Oh! Help!"
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"That's about all the time we have, but before we go,"
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"let us have a warm thank you for our very special guest star,"
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"ladies and gentlemen, Miss Cloris Leachman!"
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"Thank you. Oh, Kermit, I've had a wonderful time."
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"- Oh, good. - Thank you so..."
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"What are you doing here, Kermit?"
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"Never mind. I'll tell you later."
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"It certainly has been different around here tonight."
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"I don't know how to explain to you about those pigs."
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"- Where'd those pigs come from? - And where did they go?"
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"Who would organize a hog-calling contest?"
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"It was amazing. It was bizarre."
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"Cloris, you did that for us?"
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"You must be a great hog-caller."
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"Soo-eee! Piggy, piggy, piggy!"
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"We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!"
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"- Weird! Weird! - Weird! Weird!"
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"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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"And now, once again, our special guest, Miss Cloris Leachman!"
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"Are you crazy? That really hurt."
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"It's all right. They have group insurance."
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"Kermie? Oh, Kermie, are you all right?"
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"Anything but chopped liver!"
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"Someone next door was holding a hog-calling contest,"
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"but someone we can always depend on"
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"Whoa!"
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"Hey, someone call for help?"
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"[applause]"
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"Well, I'm from Iowa."
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"[applause]"
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"It appears to be... I mean, it looks like..."
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"[applause]"
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