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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - P.S. I Love You (S08E08)

"And before I could call out after her in any kind of embarrassing way..."
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"while I stared straight ahead and pretended not to hear them..."
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"she was gone."
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"[Imitates Klaxon] Stalker Ted alert."
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"So I called up the city's top five T. M.J. Specialists..."
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"- No, this is destiny. - No, Ted, this is forcing it."
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"When Lily and I met, I mean, that was destiny."
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"She could've knocked on any door..."
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"Now hand over the pad."
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"[Bell Ringing]"
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"And funny story, kids."
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"I assume that started the moment she met you?"
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"Is that a yellow legal pad?"
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"Can't seem to stop."
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"- [Clicks Tongue] And? - She sent me to a physics class."
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"I wonder if she'd think "Dr. Goodhair" was so cute..."
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"Then she sent me here..."
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"It's a stalk-crazy."
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"Look, there's a fine line between love and insanity."
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"- [All Groan] - Damn, I always forget the little one."
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"But if one person isn't into the other..."
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"the same gesture comes off serial-killer crazy, or Dahmer."
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"Dobler."
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"But if Lily wasn't into you?"
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"[Off-key] ♪ Lily, how you thrill me ♪"
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"♪ But it might just even kill me ♪"
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"♪ If you do not say "I will-y" to this question ♪"
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"Don't you think it's a little convenient..."
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"how that fire alarm happened to randomly go off?"
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"What are you saying?"
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"Then what we're saying is she's a crazy stalker bitch who pulled that fire alarm."
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"L-I don't think that we should be so cavalier with the word "stalker.""
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"It was me! I was a stalker. It was back in Canada."
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"That's like... four years."
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"Anyone can cross it and get obsessed."
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"- I'm not admitting that. - Fine. Forget it. I'm not telling you."
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"P.S. I love you."
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"[Robin's Voice Echoing] P.S. I love you. P.S. I love you."
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"P.S. I love you. P.S. I love you."
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"I wasn't the kind of guy to fixate on one little detail."
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"only to be sent packing by that security guard, and well..."
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"Was it a little over the top to pull that fire alarm? Perhaps."
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"Aha! You see?"
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"- Dahmer. - Dobler."
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"Not even a quarter Canadian on my father's side. Shut up."
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"We're not talking "aboat" me... about me."
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"Whoa."
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"Well, it wasn't really dating."
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"[Chuckles] Summer love."
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"Turk Grimsby."
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"All we talked about was her relationship with her mother..."
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"But heck, you're her fiancé. You know all that, right?"
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"Robin was way more into this other guy."
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"Though sometimes a powdered jelly can help get the old noodle going."
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"Ah."
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"His name's..."
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"Simon Tremblay. I should have known."
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"Eh. Thanks for the free doughnuts."
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"They're like two for a loonie... dollar. What's happening?"
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"Oh! Somebody moosed down all the jellies."
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"Have you been hanging out with Turk Grimsby?"
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"Oh, that's okay. I really wanted to stick it to Louise Marsh."
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"Still, as the years pass and you take stock of your life..."
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"part of me wishes I could've kept sticking it to Robin too."
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"Didn't you ever see Robin Sparkles: Underneath the Tunes on MuchMusic?"
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, relationships are built on trust."
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"[Groans] This is embarrassing."
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"but it worked out, right?"
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"Okay, anyway, here's my thing."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I have in my back pocket the answer to the question..."
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"But as we'd all learn one heartbreaking Grey Cup Sunday..."
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"I never admitted this till now, but before a big game..."
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"Shopping with your friends and..."
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"Shh!"
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"♪ If I get married, he'll always be second to you ♪"
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"In 1996, we booked the halftime show for the Grey Cup."
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"Huge gig. We're talkin' Ivor Wynne Stadium in Hamilton..."
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"- [Crowd Cheering] - Hello, Canada. [Giggles]"
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"The whole stadium went silent."
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"Right then, I knew something terrible was gonna happen."
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"I'm sorry, Jason Priestley."
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"My new name is..."
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"That day is now known in music history..."
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"Give him a break. He's not a music guy."
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"not only can they tell you which Tim Hortons they were in..."
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"Crammed a Timbit into a strawberry vanilla and invented The Priestley."
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"[Shaffer] It was horrifying on so many levels."
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"- [Stomach Rumbling] - [Sighs]"
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"I'm out of here, okay? I'm out of here."
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"I wish it was me."
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"Alan Thicke."
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"How can I help you? Doughnut?"
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"And that video led me to..."
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"Now-Now, why is she so obsessed with you?"
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"I don't know. I always thought it was Coulter."
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"All I did was break into your apartment and read your teenage journals..."
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"and fly to Vancouver to interrogate your ex-boyfriends..."
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"♪ I'll always be waiting for you ♪"
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"No! Ted, what that woman did to "run into you" was bonkers."
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"I can't stand it anymore. I've been living a lie."
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"and I needed an excuse to meet you, so..."
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"I didn't know which room you were in, so I had to create a little destiny."
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"Okay."
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"On the same day. Within 10 minutes of me buying mine."
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"[Groans] Uh, this is embarrassing."
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"I wasn't gonna tell you this..."
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"I just couldn't stand the idea of not meeting you."
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"Uh, this is embarrassing."
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"he'll make one final, horrible mistake."
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"[Robin] ♪ P.S. I Love You ♪"
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"♪ "That the views expressed in this song do not necessarily ♪"
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"♪ Reflect the views of Dominant Records ♪"
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"♪ I'm praying to God, but she doesn't reply ♪"
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"♪ P.S. I love you ♪ ♪"
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, sometimes when you're about..."
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"to give up on your love life forever for the 17th time..."
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"destiny intervenes."
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"Instead of rushing in..."
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"I took my time to think up the perfect opening line."
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"Wait, no, damn it. Come back! You're really..."
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