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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - P.S. I Love You (S08E08)

"You're pretty!"
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"that a bunch of teenagers made fun of for the next five stops..."
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"But here's the thing about Ted Mosby. He doesn't give up!"
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"- Repeat, stalker Ted alert. - Already has a yellow legal pad going."
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"Repeat, already has a yellow legal pad going."
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"I'm not stalking."
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"I just jotted down a few details to help me find her."
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"Uh, like the fact that her smile was cute, but a bit crooked..."
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"which can be a sign of teeth grinding."
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"and h-h-h-here's where it gets interesting."
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"Not interesting, Ted. Creepy. Let her go."
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"to find someone to fix her stereo..."
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"but she knocked on mine."
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"[Mutters]"
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"And the backup pad."
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"[Ted Narrating] They were right. You can't force destiny."
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"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen."
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"Oh, my God. It's you."
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"♪ ♪ [Upbeat Pop]"
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"Subway girl's name is Jeanette..."
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"and she does grind her teeth."
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"[Barney Chuckles]"
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"The first thing I did was list out..."
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"all the details I remembered about you."
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"Yeah. I've even got a backup."
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"[High-pitched] Oh, my God."
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"You had a tweed blazer and chalk all over your hands..."
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"so I figured you were either a professor or a British gymnast."
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"[Imitating British Accent] I'm bloody good on the pommel 'orse."
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"where I could find the youngest..."
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"cutest professor on staff."
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"Professor Leyborne?"
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"if she knew he hasn't been published in over a year."
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"but the security guard wouldn't let me in without an I.D."
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"I was about to give up when the fire alarm just sent you out."
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"- It was like... - Destiny."
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"If both people are into each other..."
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"a big romantic gesture works."
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"Like Lloyd Dobler holding up the boom box..."
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"outside Diane Court's window in Say Anything."
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"Now, Marshall..."
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"the story of how you asked out Lily is super sweet."
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"♪ Lily, how you thrill me but it may just even kill me ♪"
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"♪ If you do not say "I will-y" to this question ♪"
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"♪ Will you go out with me? ♪ ♪"
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"♪ Will you go out with me? ♪ ♪"
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"Whether a gesture's charming or alarming..."
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"depends on how it's received..."
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"and I was charmed by Jeanette finding me."
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"Hence, she's a Dobler."
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"- You should run screaming. - [Robin] Guys, you know what?"
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"- Why does that word bother you so much? - Doesn't bother me."
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"Wait. Do you have a stalker?"
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"I don't want to talk about this."
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"[Stammers] As your fiancé..."
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"if you have some psycho stalker out there, I should know."
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"I liked a guy and he didn't like me..."
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"and, well, I got a little obsessed."
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"I'd fill up my journals all about him..."
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"and eventually, there may have been a teensy-weensy 50-meter restraining order."
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"- Fifty meters? - [Sighs]"
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"Wow."
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"You must have been a total nut bag."
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"I wasn't. Ted is right. There is a fine line."
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"Yeah, if you're a total nut bag."
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"Now, uh, who's the guy?"
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"I'm not telling you until you admit that this can happen to anybody."
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"Fine. Forgotten."
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"[Thinking] This is ridiculous."
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"Who cares who she was obsessed with?"
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"What, am I gonna go to Canada and track this guy down?"
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"[Ted Narrating] Thankfully, unlike Uncle Barney..."
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"That fire alarm, did you pull it?"
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"[Groans] This is embarrassing."
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"I wasn't gonna tell you this, but..."
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"I'm sorry. I just couldn't stand the idea of not meeting you."
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"Could not stand the idea of not meeting me."
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"But it charmed me. Hence, Dobler."
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"People don't put fire alarms out in front lobbies..."
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"for just anyone to prank pull."
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"They put smoke detectors up on the ceiling."
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"Hold on."
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"I'm beginning to think that you guys didn't come here to see my new lectern."
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"Are you implying Jeanette started a fire?"
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"She's John Cusack. I'm lone Skye."
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"And there is nothing weird about that."
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"Gordie Bellavoh."
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"So, you up here visiting family?"
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"How long did you and Robin date?"
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"We'd take a sixer of Labatts behind the hydro plant..."
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"and she'd let me go under parka, over turtleneck."
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"Was Robin obsessed with you?"
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"No. No. [Chuckles]"
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"Robin was way more into this guy named..."
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"I hear Robin was obsessed with you?"
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"No. We only went out a few times, barely knew each other."
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"the gnawing feelings of inadequacy..."
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"all the horrible secrets on that side of the family."
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"Can't seem to remember his name. [Chuckles]"
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"They're just doughnuts! Okay?"
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"So how serious were you and Robin?"
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"Well, serious enough to pop the question."
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"Wow. Really?"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"Got down on one goalie pad. I said, "Robin..."
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"could we keep dating, but I get to stick it to other babes?""
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"- Turned me down. - I'm so sorry."
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"So are you the one that Robin stalked?"
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"Oh, that story goes back to the 1996 Grey Cup."
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"- What in God's name is that? - Only Canada's Super Bowl."
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"Again, I have to go with, "What in God's name is that?""
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"It's only Canada's VH1's Behind the Music."
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"There's one all about Robin Sparkles."
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"Tells you the whole story from "A" to zed."
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"So unlike Uncle Barney, I wasn't gonna keep digging and digging."
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"Did you start a fire?"
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"- and, well... - [Flame Ignites]"
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"I just couldn't stand the idea of not meeting you."
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"Could not stand the idea of not meeting me."
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"She set a fire, Ted! Dahmer."
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