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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Hit and Run (S03E03)

"Here. Allow me to... not get that for you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Good luck!"
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"Dad, I cut my arm."
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"Oh, wow. You sure did, buddy."
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"Ow. I'll get you fixed up."
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"She belongs to the people now."
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"My allergies are acting up again."
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"Well, it is your lucky day,"
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"Behold the healing powers of grape flavoring."
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"- Where's Mom? - Some people took her."
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"Drink this. Listen, guys."
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"Your mom is taking on more responsibilities outside of the house."
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"But don't you worry. Good old-"
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"Oh, my goodness! Ow!"
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"I'm so sorry. You punched me."
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"Dad, you gave me the drowsy kind."
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"There's a drowsy kind?"
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"- I have to study for a test! - Oh, it really hurts!"
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"Well, I'll get you some ice. No, no, no, no!"
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"I'll get it."
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"Oh, you made it. How was it?"
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"Eh. Why? What's wrong, babe?"
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"I don't wanna talk about it. Do it anyways."
Modern Family (2009)
"He barely looks at my proposal, and he says he wants more "wow.""
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"What does he mean by more "wow"?"
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"It's the Bieberization of America."
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"It's the beaverization of the Americas."
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"I'm finding there's less and less we can talk about."
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"So why didn't you tell him that you've been in the business for such a long time-"
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"Gloria, it's not gonna make any difference. He wants to make a change."
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"And I got a factory full of people depending on this."
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"Yeah, but maybe if you tell him that-"
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"Gloria, please. I've had a tough day. Can we please not talk about it?"
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"But I want to help. Trust me. I wish you had the answers."
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"I do!"
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"Hey, guys. Hey, Grandpa."
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"Hey, Grandpa. Hey, Jay."
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"What's with her? Just tired. Growth spurt."
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"Hey, hey. Hi, guys."
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"- Hi, baby girl. - Hola, Lily."
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"How are you?"
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"Dads are fighting. No. Uh, we're not fighting."
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"No, not at all, honey. No. Uh, go play, sweetheart. Okay?"
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"Let's go play with some blocks. Let's go stack some blocks. All right."
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"Okay. The reason we're fighting is 'cause this one thinks he's Dirty Harry."
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"Having a tough time picturing Clint Eastwood in that shirt."
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"Okay, let me ask you something. Today, at a stoplight,"
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"a guy ran into our car and then just took off."
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"I wanted to chase after him. Mitchell-"
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"Kept a level head and called the police."
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"Police. Aren't they too busy winning the war on drugs?"
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"Okay, so which one of us did the right thing?"
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"Hit-and-run. Gotta chase 'em down."
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"I chase the people all the time."
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"No, no. That-That's irresponsible and dangerous."
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"What if he had been armed? He wasn't armed. He had a Hillary bumper sticker."
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"This isn't an isolated incident."
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"This morning, he flipped out at somebody at The Muppet' Movie."
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"You saw The Muppet' Movie without me?"
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"- Oh, no. - No, honey, just the first two numbers."
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"No. Lily- Hi, hi, hi."
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"Do you know what our daughter did?"
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"Nothing. She's fine. She's reading."
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"No, not her. Haley. Haley!"
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"Come over here. I wanna talk to you. There she is."
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"Not a scratch on her."
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"Mmm, let me help you out here."
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"Fake I.D.'s? What?"
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"Mm-hmm. Haley tried to get her and her friends some fake I.D.'s."
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"I wasn't going to use them for drinking."
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"We just wanted to get into this club to see a band."
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"She took a bunch of money from them, and then she lost it."
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"How much? $900."
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"Oh, my God! Oh! You're kidding me!"
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"It's not my fault! I gave money to this guy. He's the one who ripped us off."
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"What happened to your face?"
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"Oh. I ran into a door. Yeah."
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"- What happened to your face? - Dad hit me."
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"It was an accident. Phil!"
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"I was trying to open up a Band-Aid."
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"- What's wrong with her? - Growth spurt."
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"- What's wrong with her? - I drugged her."
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"Phil- I accidentally gave her the nighttime allergy medicine."
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"Mmm. All right, one thing at a time."
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"Haley, how are you going to repay your friends?"
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"You go there with a couple of guys-"
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"She's gotta get the money back. Who is this kid?"
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"A guy at school's cousin's friend. He lives in Gardena."
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"Well, if you know where he lives, just call the police."
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"No cops. We can't afford a scandal right now."
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"Claire's running for town council."
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"That was before, when I thought you could take care of the children."
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"I take my eye off the ball for one minute,"
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"and I've got one in a coma, one with a black eye and one running a crime ring."
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"Well, to be fair, Haley started her crime ring..."
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"when your eye was still on the ball."
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"It's not a crime ring."
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"I just gotta get my hands on that $900."
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"I know how the mafia would handle this."
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"The kid is right."
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"I'm sick of these smart-ass punks who keep changing the rules..."
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"and think they can get away with anything they want."
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"I'm gonna pay this guy a visit. Haley, text me his address."
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"I'm going with you. Me too."
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"Oh, no. No. Nobody's going anywhere, okay? We're not vigilantes."
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"Shotgun! No! No weapons!"
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"In my country, it is tradition."
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"When the men are out seeking vengeance,"
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"the women stay home and they drink."
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"Sometimes I think you just make this stuff up."
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"Do you want a drink or not? Oh, yeah."
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"So, what happened?"
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"You were running for office, and now you're not?"
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"Mmm. I don't really wanna talk about that."
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"Ay, no. I am sick and tired of no one needing my help."
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"You are going to tell me what is wrong,"
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"and I'm gonna give you the right answer, because I have all of them."
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"So, why are you not running for office?"
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"Because my family needs me too much. You saw what just happened."
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"Why are you not running for office? Uh, that doesn't work with me."
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