Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Hit and Run (S03E03)

"Why are you not running for office?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Because I don't want to lose!"
Modern Family (2009)
"I- I haven't done anything outside of my house in 18 years."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't want the first thing I do to be a complete failure."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm gonna tell you a story about a little girl who entered a beauty pageant-"
Modern Family (2009)
"even though ..."
Modern Family (2009)
"She was very, very scared that she was going to lose."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let me guess. You won."
Modern Family (2009)
"Of course I won. But I was talking about my cousin Maria Conchita."
Modern Family (2009)
"She had a nose like a toucan. She stuff her body in this bikini."
Modern Family (2009)
"And at the end, she finish dead last."
Modern Family (2009)
"How is that a good story?"
Modern Family (2009)
"She faced her fears, and it didn't kill her."
Modern Family (2009)
"What killed her two weeks later was a bus."
Modern Family (2009)
"Are you serious?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Because she couldn't see anything coming with that big nose."
Modern Family (2009)
"This guy has won six elections."
Modern Family (2009)
"I am way out of my league."
Modern Family (2009)
"Look, I don't know anything about this guy."
Modern Family (2009)
"But I know that you're a tough lady,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and I come from a family of tough ladies."
Modern Family (2009)
"And I have to say, sometimes you scare me a little bit."
Modern Family (2009)
"And I know that you're strong enough to win..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and definitely strong enough to be okay if you lose."
Modern Family (2009)
"I scare you? Are you kidding me?"
Modern Family (2009)
""I want Thanksgiving at my house!""
Modern Family (2009)
"Why does everybody think I talk like that?"
Modern Family (2009)
"This is it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, come on. Do we have a plan?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It doesn't seem like we have a plan. Yeah, I got a plan."
Modern Family (2009)
"Either he gives us the money, or he gets a private performance..."
Modern Family (2009)
"from England Dan and John Ford Coley."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's not a good plan. That's not even a good band."
Modern Family (2009)
"If all you're gonna do is criticize, just wait by the car."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, fine."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'll see you in jail."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's gonna be a big adjustment for two of you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah? You Peter?"
Modern Family (2009)
"What do you want? You know Haley Dunphy?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You owe her $900. We're here to collect. You dig?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I tried to call that girl 10 times, but her voice mail was always full."
Modern Family (2009)
"That does sound like Haley."
Modern Family (2009)
"So how are you gonna make this right?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You guys want the money, right? That's fine."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't need any hassle. Hold on."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'll just- I'll grab it."
Modern Family (2009)
"That was easy."
Modern Family (2009)
"He's lucky he didn't put up a fight."
Modern Family (2009)
"I would've treated him to a reunion of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh, my God! We got a runner! - Stop!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Get him! Get him! - Stop!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Stop!"
Modern Family (2009)
"No!No!No!"
Modern Family (2009)
"No!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Got him!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh, my God! You did! - Don't be so surprised!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Help! He's slipping out of his skinny jeans!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay!"
Modern Family (2009)
"These are cute. I totally have these."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hmm? Ah-ha-ha."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, you got it back! Thank you!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, don't thank me. Thank your Uncle Mitchell."
Modern Family (2009)
"He's the one who tackled the guy. I got grass stains."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, I will tell you one thing."
Modern Family (2009)
"I have learned my lesson."
Modern Family (2009)
"Disappointing my family and friends is punishment enough."
Modern Family (2009)
"Nice try. You're grounded for two weeks."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, we have big news."
Modern Family (2009)
"Claire has decided to run for mayor after all."
Modern Family (2009)
"Thank you. it's town council."
Modern Family (2009)
"It doesn't matter. You're not going to win anyways."
Modern Family (2009)
"But she's going to be okay. You see?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I help the people. Why don't you two let me help you?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, I can't speak for Jay,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but I guess I'm just too proud to ask for help."
Modern Family (2009)
"Are you serious? She cuts your steak."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What about you? - I don't wanna bother you with my business."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What else do I do every day? - I don't know."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm guessing the gym and... one other thing."
Modern Family (2009)
"Dad, you should listen to her. She might really help you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Huh. She could be an asset."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"And look at the shelves over here."
Modern Family (2009)
"They're for the shoes. Those are my favorite ones."
Modern Family (2009)
"So what did you think?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Wow."
Modern Family (2009)
"Same exact closet."
Modern Family (2009)
"We never needed fake I.D.'s on a farm."
Modern Family (2009)
"We figured if a 16-year-old could drive a tractor, he could drink a beer."
Modern Family (2009)
"Not at the same time, of course. it's Missouri, not Texas."
Modern Family (2009)
"I used a fake I.D. to get into an R-rated movie."
Modern Family (2009)
"The Fabulous Baker Boys."
Modern Family (2009)
"I found the title to be misleading."
Modern Family (2009)
"Lot of Michelle Pfeiffer. That's all I'm saying."
Modern Family (2009)
"I remember when I got my fake I.D."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Me too. Crazy times. - Hell, yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"I tried to enlist in the army, but they saw right through me."
Modern Family (2009)
"We got a bunch of booze. We loaded up on fireworks."
Modern Family (2009)
"And I woke up in the morning, I kid you not, in a Mexican strip joint."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, I used mine to rent some bowling shoes and kept 'em."
Modern Family (2009)
"Suckers probably spent months trying to track down Dr. Richard Hertz."
Modern Family (2009)
"Think about it."
Modern Family (2009)
"English - US - PSDH"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, my God. This guy brought his kids, Mitchell."
Modern Family (2009)
"# Hey, hey #"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, Duane. He's always saying stuff like that."
Modern Family (2009)
""Ass-ets.""
Modern Family (2009)
"# Hey, hey #"
Modern Family (2009)
"# Hey, hey #"
Modern Family (2009)
"This stupid kid's been in the business about 10 minutes."
Modern Family (2009)