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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Hit and Run (S03E03)

"Oh, don't look. There's that jerk Duane Bailey."
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"but pretty soon, we're stopping at every single corner."
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"and I know what's gonna happen, and it's very disturbing."
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"It's getting absurd. Reuben freestyle-rapped his report on Irish immigrants."
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"Then we go upstairs and we get your old rocking horse and we chop the head off."
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"Jay never wants me to help him with his business."
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"It's Josh now. Have a seat."
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"See, I was kinda hoping you'd say dreams."
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"You want a nice closet with sharp design, quality materials and expert craftsmanship."
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"But you were talking about running for office. Go on."
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"Oh, boy. I'm so sorry."
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"Am I in this movie of yours? Yeah, you're the gay best friend."
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"He's getting away!"
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"Thanks, Dad. You bet."
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"I just saw you in the parking lot two hours ago."
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"Excuse me."
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"For your information, sir, I am no bored housewife."
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"Where's Mom?"
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"because, missy, Dr. Dad has everything you need."
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"What do beavers have to do with anything?"
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"The beavers, they build the dams all over the country so there's no floods."
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"Phil, where are you, honey? I need to talk to you."
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"You have something you wanna say to us? Uh-"
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"I don't know. I know."
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"Oh! There you go."
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""Ass-et." Heard it."
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"So me and a bunch of guys drove across state lines."
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"I ."
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"Hey, sir."
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"Duane Bailey, running for town council reelection."
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"Oh, yuck."
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"I should say something to him, shouldn't I?"
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"I gotta be honest. I was just working off your tone."
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"Who's Duane Bailey, and why do we hate him?"
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"Honey, he's that councilman who shot down my stop sign. Big phony."
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"Yeah. Hey. Duane Bailey,"
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"seeking reelection, town council."
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"Hoping I can count on your vote. Well, you just got it."
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"Phil."
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"You don't remember meeting me, do you?"
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"Claire Dunphy. Last month's town council meeting?"
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"Oh, yes, I do. Yes, I remember you."
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""I want a stop sign.""
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"Just having fun. Here. Have a pen."
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""Duane Bailey. Councilman. Citizen. Puggle breeder.""
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"I love them because they're a different mix of breeds."
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"Just like America."
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"- I like what he's saying, Claire. - He isn't saying anything."
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"He is. We need a stop sign at our intersection."
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"Everyone says that,"
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"Why don't you go ask Canada how that's working out?"
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"Hi. Duane Bailey. Hi. Nailed it."
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""Actor-writer-director who packs a punch.""
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"Oh, Sylvester Stallone. I said it first. Sylvester Stallone."
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"My God. To this movie? isn't it supposed to be super violent?"
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"I'm sorry. I don't mean to overstep,"
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"but I don't know that this movie is really appropriate for children."
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"I'm terrified to see it. That's why we're here during the day."
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"It's okay. We're good."
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"Okay. I tried."
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"Yeah. All you can do."
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"You know, I've read this book,"
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"I really think you might be inviting some pretty serious nightmares here."
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"Hey, buddy, they're my kids. I got it."
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"Yeah, but I don't think you do. Cam. Cam. He says he's got it, all right?"
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"You've said your piece. Just watch the movie."
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"Oh, uh, Gwyneth Paltrow."
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"I really must insist you not traumatize your kids..."
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"by exposing them to gratuitous violence- Cam. Stop it."
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"And graphic depictions of- Shh, shh."
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"Daddy, I'm scared."
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"- Yeah, well, you're gonna be. - I'm gonna tell you one more time."
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"No, I'm gonna tell you one more time. Okay."
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"It was The Muppet Movie."
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"We were in the wrong theater."
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"Enjoy the show. I was always a fan of the Muppets,"
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"especially the two guys in the theater who wouldn't shut up."
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"Just leave!"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey ##"
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"Hello? I'm running late."
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"This knucklehead's kept me waiting for over an hour."
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"I never had to wait like this when his dad was running things."
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"Yeah. And soda was a nickel."
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"Just tell him that your family is coming over."
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"This guy fired his own father. He's not gonna care about my family."
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"Okay, then just leave. You don't need his money."
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"Once a week, I have eight family members coming to my house for free food."
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"I'm not going anywhere. Okay."
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"I see you when I see you."
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"Are you okay? What is wrong?"
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"I wanna be homeschooled. Really, Manny?"
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"Do you want me to learn you English?"
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"What is going on?"
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"I have a big report due in. The teachers don't seem to care about the substance."
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"All they care about is the flash."
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"Manny, sometimes you can be a little bit old-fashioned."
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"Remember the first time you saw the kids with the backpacks with wheels..."
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"and you thought they were too flashy?"
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"You're going to school, not boarding a flight to Denver."
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"That doesn't even make sense. Maybe you do a Riverdance. Maybe."
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"What is your report on? The mafia."
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"No, we shouldn't have to jazz it up."
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"No, that's a terrible idea. I love Brownie."
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"Do you want to send a message or not?"
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"And now suddenly, Manny doesn't want to listen to me either."
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"It's very frustrating."
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"I have all the answers."
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"Hey, here he is!"
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"Hey, bring it in, Jay. How you doing, Joshie?"
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"Ah. All right."
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"So, I flipped through your proposal, and here's the thing."
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"We're about to build our largest luxury condo complex yet,"
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"and I have an important question for you."
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"What is it you wanna build?"
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"Closets."
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"Thought that was implied."
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"Jay, I'm looking for closets nobody's ever seen before."
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"You know, a big "wow!" You know what I'm saying?"
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"Uh, I mean, I want it to be like- Barn!"
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