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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Hit and Run (S03E03)

"You know, people are gonna walk in there and go, "Whoa! What do I hang first?""
Modern Family (2009)
"I wanted to hang myself."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let's talk more specific."
Modern Family (2009)
"What exactly do you like, and what don't you like?"
Modern Family (2009)
"All right, fair enough."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, I don't like this. This makes me sad."
Modern Family (2009)
"I do like getting my mind blown."
Modern Family (2009)
"I love your enthusiasm."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, before I go off in the wrong direction, how about an example?"
Modern Family (2009)
"All right, check this out. So three weeks ago, I'm down in South Beach."
Modern Family (2009)
"I walk into this thumpin' club."
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"Bartender says, "What do you wanna drink?" I say, "Wow me.""
Modern Family (2009)
"He mixes this thing together. I take one sip, and I'm like, "Hello, nurse!""
Modern Family (2009)
"And she's like, "You've been unconscious for two days.""
Modern Family (2009)
"That's what I want in a closet."
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"I don't think I need to hear any more."
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"What you doing there, homework?"
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"- What do you want? - I need to borrow some money."
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"It's really important."
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"How much?"
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"$900."
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"What? Come on."
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"If you were in trouble, I would do anything for you."
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"We're not just sisters."
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"We're best friends."
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"Look, I would if I could, but I don't have any money."
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"And since we're talking,"
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"I- I've never told anyone this before, and it-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Wipe that smug smile off his stupid face."
Modern Family (2009)
"His face is stupid."
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"Oh, I can't believe ridiculous people like him end up in office."
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"Well, why don't you run?"
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"You're smart. You care about the community."
Modern Family (2009)
"And you're easy on the eyes when you put a little effort into it."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Are you serious? - Yeah."
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"Maybe change out of the sweaty gym clothes every once in a while-"
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"I'd be lying if I said I'd never thought about it."
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"I know it's a ridiculous little local thing,"
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"but it might be fun to get out there and contribute."
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"Plus I think I'd be good at it."
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"You'd be great. Mmm."
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"How would this work? Who would be here for the kids after school?"
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"Who would take them to practice and recitals..."
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"and keep them from burning the house down?"
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"It must be so hard being a single mom."
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"Oh- Claire, I will."
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"If you wanna fly, I'm not gonna hold your feet to the ground."
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"Hmm. I wanna be the one to push you off the cliff."
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"I think I'm gonna do it. Great."
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"Go fly. Phil!"
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"No. Phil!"
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"I'll admit it. I'm turned on by powerful women."
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"Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena Williams-"
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"Wait a minute."
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"Do you want a fry? No, I can't eat."
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"We should've stayed to see the Muppets."
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"I can't even look at ketchup without seeing blood."
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"Oh, runaway curly fry. You know, these are good luck."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, my God. What was that? We just got rear-ended."
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"Well, pull off to the side street. Pull off to the side street."
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"Oh! Are you okay? Oh, I think I cut the roof of my mouth on the straw."
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"Oh, my God. Mmm! So yes."
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"This is all my fault. You guys okay?"
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"Well- Well, I-l sustained a minor mouth injury."
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"We're fine, thank you. Look, I feel terrible."
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"Don't worry. I'm gonna take care of everything."
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"Let me just get my insurance info."
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"Thank you."
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"Well, he seems nice. Yeah."
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"If this were a romantic comedy, this would be our meet-cute."
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"We'd spend the rest of the afternoon drinking wine, eating food, flying a kite,"
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"you know, doing montage-y stuff."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, my God! We got a runner! Um, it's D-1- I can't read it."
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"- Let's go! Let's go! - Go where?"
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"- We have to chase him down! - You're not supposed to."
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"Help! Stop that car!"
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"He's getting away! Help!"
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"You almost got him, Cam. You almost got him."
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"Hey. What you doing, playing?"
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"Yeah."
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"Do you have any money saved up?"
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"I'm comfortable."
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"I've saved $1,217. It wasn't even that hard."
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"Don't forget your lunch."
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"Thanks, Mom."
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"Don't forget your lunch money, buddy."
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"Please. it's really important."
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"Look, I'd love to help you out, but I'm not very liquid right now."
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"It's in a block of ice."
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"I got the idea when I heard about rich guyswith frozen assets."
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"I am running for town council,"
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"and I understand that I can pick up a form here."
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"Fourth floor. Elevator down the hall."
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"Duane Bailey. Running for reelection."
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"You're joking."
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"Oh!"
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"Hey, it's you. Oh, it's you. What are you doing here?"
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"I am entering the race for town council, and I am running against you."
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"Oh. Well, don't you have pluck."
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"No, I plan on winning, so- Yeah, I bet you do."
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"Marsha! Rockin' the bangs. Love it"
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"Do you know why, of all the dogs in the world, I breed puggles?"
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"Why do I feel like this is a rhetorical question, and you're about to lau-"
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"it's because they're lovable, yes,"
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"but they're also tenacious hunters who won't quit until the kill is complete."
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"Really? 'Cause I feel like they just yip a lot."
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"Look, lady, you're going down."
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"I've won six straight elections. I don't plan on losing to some bored housewife."
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"So don't quit your lack of a day job."
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"Excuse me!"
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"Excuse me! I-"
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"Hello?"
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"Anne?"
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"Haley did that?"
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"Oh, God. Okay, um-"
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"I'll call you right back."
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"L-I would kill for bored. Why isn't this lighting up?"
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"Oh, it's because it's staff only. The, uh-"
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