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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Baby You Can't Drive My Car (S30E30)

"Hmm? D'oh!"
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"-¶ She's living in L.A. ¶ -(shouts)"
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"(sighs)"
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"I have the only Fabergé chicken."
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"-You're fired. -Hmm?"
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"Okay, fine. You know what?"
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"I thought I was tall."
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"I'm really, really getting tired of this."
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"And the licking of the deodorant sticks."
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"Mint is mint."
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"It's almost midnight."
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"even Lisa's lemonade stand."
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"You drank half the lemonade."
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"It was 80% of their funding."
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"You need to find another job."
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"pop star Johnny Pop."
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"in our next segment on positive thinking."
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"Homer, CarGo is on the forefront"
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"Yes, you could not be more passive, could you?"
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"And your bad driving record is a big, big plus."
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"Now let's take a look at your license."
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"doing absolutely nothing?"
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"-I'm a genius. -Now you're free"
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"In today's publishing environment?"
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"You don't like smoothies."
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"(Homer crying)"
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"Eight hours pay for riding in a car?"
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"Got to go, guys."
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"Here you go, sir."
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"Oh, no, sir, it's free. All the food here is free."
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"Homie, when you lost your job, I was so worried."
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"-Hey, nerd. -Yes? -Yes."
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"-Yeah? -Yes. -Yes."
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"-I'll log off. -Log off. -Log off."
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"Come on, Team Blue."
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"Go, Team Bald."
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"(all cheering)"
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"Look at Homer and his surprisingly slim wife"
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"And Alcatraz has gone condo."
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"Uh, yes, I'll have one of those coffees"
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"Minnesota full-fat...?"
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"At the cereal bar, you can request nothing but prizes."
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"Yeah, but 18-core doesn't play nice with the motherboard"
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"So, Lisa, what does that mean?"
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"-No. -(singsongy): You're as stupid as I am."
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"I made lemon squares."
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"Okay, stop. Stop, stop, stop."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You say that like it's the first time."
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"Well, there was that time I had the first number right"
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"Lazy goof-off buffoons? And transgender."
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"Tugs-of-war? Iced cream?"
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"I could never offer this."
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"Instead of paying them more,"
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"they make the workplace pleasant,"
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"I can never beat this."
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"Okay, here's what I've been thinking."
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"Wait a minute, this isn't home."
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"You just mentioned hero sandwiches."
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"It's almost like the car was listening to us."
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"The cars passively combine your conversations,"
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"to determine which of our corporate sponsors"
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"Do you think dating sites want you to meet other people?"
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"-Yep. -(gasps)"
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"You don't want to mess with us."
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"I am not a pretend attorney,"
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"Ugh..."
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"we know they're manipulating people."
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"(laughing)"
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"and I don't like anybody telling me what to do."
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"Hey, we're all employees."
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"Wouldn't it be less suspicious if we weren't skulking?"
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"No, but I do have a key to the Nerf-a-torium,"
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"-MARGE: No, you don't. -(Homer gasps)"
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"These cars are stealing our lives."
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"(crying): and we're having so much fun."
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"That goes everywhere. Even the powder room."
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"Um, we call it the unisex voiditorium."
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"MARGE: What am I doing here?"
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"Release the pound... sign."
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"Allow me."
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"Is that a thing?"
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"(over radio): ¶ I've been to paradise... ¶"
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"a crazy, wrinkly, short piece of garbage."
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"You were saying?"
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"Let's leave them be."
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"Duff Mexicana."
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"(tooting)"
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"FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY"
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"Oh, for God's sake."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org"
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"Shh!"
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"-Here's your nuggets. -Chicken nuggets?"
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"Yes."
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"Including things that ate or were eaten by a chicken."
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"Mmm, chicken nuggets."
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"¶ I like to eat you while I drive ¶"
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"¶ 'Cause you guys and french fries ¶"
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"¶ Are the perfect breakfast ¶"
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"¶ With my best old ex-friend Ray ¶"
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"¶ Isn't that the way the nugget taste ¶"
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"¶ Well, let's forget all that ¶"
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"-¶ And give me some coleslaw if you can find it ¶ -Idiot!"
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"¶ You've been so much more than kind ¶"
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"¶ You can keep the dime. ¶"
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"(crying)"
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"(chokes)"
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"Hi, Don."
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"(grunting)"
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"Any Joe Billionaire can have a Fabergé egg."
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"(Homer screaming in distance)"
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"This is just the kick in the pants I need"
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"to turn my life around."
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"If you're gonna turn that body around,"
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"I suggest you do it in shifts."
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"(laughs)"
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"Oh, and, uh, Mr. Burns?"
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"You are a crazy, wrinkly, short piece of garbage."
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"The losing the jobs. The going to Moe's."
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"The Halloween bucket by the bed."
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