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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Baby You Can't Drive My Car (S30E30)

"They're not Popsicles."
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"Also, we have to start these lists earlier."
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"Marge, look, I'm really, really trying."
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"I've applied to every place in town,"
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"I can't endorse a product unless I use the product."
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"The proceeds were going to the National Endowment for the Arts."
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"(sighs, grumbles)"
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"But I found a new passion: watching Korean soap operas."
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"Look, see there? Soon-Jip is in love"
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"with the one boy her father has forbidden her to see:"
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"-Out of a job? You're in luck. -(gasps)"
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"The high-tech start-up company CarGo is moving to Springfield."
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"I'm proud to announce that we beat out"
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"50 other hopeless cities."
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"Eat our rust, Toledo."
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"What does the city gain from this deal?"
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"Jobs, eight to 12 jobs."
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"Okay, Marge, you see that?"
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"It's a sign. I'm gonna get one of those jobs."
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"-(chuckles): Yes, you will... -(gasps)"
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"...says our self-help guru"
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"Oh, TV never talks to just me."
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"of autonomous vehicle technology."
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"We're looking for highly passive humans"
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"to road test our self-driving cars."
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"Perfect answer."
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"You've apparently never used your blinkers."
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"What direction I want to go is my business and no one else's."
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"USA! USA!"
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"And somehow you've driven over yourself. Amazing."
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"Is there anything we don't know about you that we should?"
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"Well, I'd like you to know sometimes my road rage"
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"is actually home rage that I bring onto the highway."
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"Who exactly are they warning?"
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"My sisters-in-law work at the DMV."
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"-Mm. Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm."
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"Congratulations, everyone. You're our finalists."
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"We just have one last test for all of you."
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"Who's capable of sitting for hours at a time,"
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"Finally, a job interview question I can answer."
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"(goat bleats)"
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"-You're hired. -You're hired."
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"Five more minutes."
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"Wow, there's no steering wheel. How do I steer?"
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"No, it's a self-driving car."
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"Oh, I've never driven one of those before."
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"You don't have to. The car drives itself."
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"You just tell it where to go."
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"Oh, I speak into the steering wheel."
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"Antoine, check this out."
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"The car is driving by itself."
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"-to do whatever you like, Homer. -Can I text while it's driving?"
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"You can write a novel while you're driving."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"-Hmm. -Will you look at that?"
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"The car is driving Homer."
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"I would never forfeit my control of the wheel. (burps)"
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"Whoa, Homer's making a smoothie while he drives."
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"I want to make smoothies when I drive."
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"I want to make them. I don't want to drink them."
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"¶ No operator ¶"
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"¶ The car just drives itself ¶"
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"¶ Its computer brain knows where the roads are ¶"
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"¶ Living in L.A. ¶"
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"¶ With my best old ex-friend Ray ¶"
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"¶ Isn't that the way that this car goes ¶"
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"¶ You don't do a thing ¶"
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"¶ And where is the seat belt, 'cause I can't find it. ¶"
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"Good-bye, rat race."
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"-Ready, sweetie? -Almost."
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"That's what tech people call sandwiches."
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"(laughs): He forgot to charge me."
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"Free food? At work? Are you serious?"
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"I sure am."
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"(crying): Marge, I need a moment."
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"("Pure Imagination" playing)"
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"Oh, Marge would love this. (laughs)"
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"Something for the kids. (laughs)"
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"Take the day off."
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"But this is the nicest place to work I've ever seen."
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"-Come on, let me show you around the campus. -Hmm."
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"There's the gym, which has never been used."
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"Indoor Ferris wheel, never Ferrised."
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"Then there's the rock climbing wall,"
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"still in the wrapper."
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"All these coders never stop working."
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"Oh, we should help them enjoy themselves."
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"-Yes. -Yeah. -Yeah."
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"No, I just meant..."
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"Okay, fine, all of you. Come down here."
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"-Log off. -Log off. -Log off."
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"-Log off. -Log off. -Log... off."
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"-Log off. -Log off."
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"leading that team building exercise."
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"Let's check the real-time brain imaging."
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"(gasps) Their creative centers have gone indigo."
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"-Is that good? -It ain't scarlet."
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"Homer and Marge, what you two did"
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"to inspire our workers was paradigm blasting."
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"We want to be number one in employee satisfaction."
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"-And money. -We have the competition by the nuts."
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"We bought the last affordable housing in San Francisco."
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"Homer, we're offering you a promotion"
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"and making Marge your partner."
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"-Oh. -(chuckles)"
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"We need people like you to help our workers relax."
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"Have fun and forget they may want or have families."
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"So, what do you say? Are you in?"
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"Yeah, well, I'll have to check with my wife."
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"-I'd love to. -She said yes!"
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"that's actually a milkshake, please."
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"The only thing I don't like"
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"Uh, yeah, is that the, uh, new X4P1?"
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"unless you overclock."
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"-I don't know. -You don't know?"
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"You're as stupid as I am."
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"Mom!"
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"(chuckles): Kids, kids,"
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"you're both stupid in your own special ways."
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"Bart's much stupider than I am."
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