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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"So here's what's happened on Glee."
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"It's enough to want to give up women altogether. [Chuckles]"
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"[Both Laughing]"
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"The auditorium is padlocked!"
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"Let's see. Yeah, I've got the entire week booked solid."
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"It's a chair, honey. It's not him."
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"##[Guitar Intro]"
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"# Oh, baby, you can bet #"
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"So I need to rent out my apartment and find a smaller place to live."
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"Not really. But listen to this."
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"whatever they call it."
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"- [School Bell Rings] - I lost two pounds, Coach."
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"Meet Carole Hudson. Ms. Hudson, my father, Burt Hummel."
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"#Well, I'm not meant to live alone #"
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"the bathroom is right around the corner."
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"Good night, April."
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"# Egg to fry #"
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"# I should be happy #"
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"#A chair is still a chair #"
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"#Turn this house into a home #"
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"# Egg to fry #"
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"- # One less man # - # One less man #"
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"And I'm really hungry, so stop trying to get me to eat you!"
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"Tonight, I'm gonna go over to Buddy's..."
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"It hurt you, didn't it?"
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"What? I'm just doing the same thing you're doing to him."
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"I do this with him every night."
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"And he never will."
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"[Chattering]"
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"So important to build the tension."
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"#The sun will always always shine #"
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"# Yes, words won't bring us down #"
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"makes me think you're a little racist."
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"telling everyone it's okay to be exactly the person you are."
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"[School Bell Rings]"
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"Finn got Kurt to try out for the football team..."
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"but sometimes it seems like maybe Kurt's got a crush on him."
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"Will's old crush April joined the Glee Club..."
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"but she was drunk all the time so Will kicked her out."
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"Also, Sue convinced Kurt and Mercedes that they should join the Cheerios..."
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"which Will was none too happy about."
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"And that's what you missed on Glee."
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"##[Marching Band Drums]"
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"Ladies, what we have here is a grade-A dilemma."
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"Mercedes, your vocal cords have had more fantastic runs than a Kenyan track team..."
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"but that look simply will not do."
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"At first I thought it was a subtle homage to yours truly..."
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"but now I fear it's some sort of ironic comment."
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"Ms. Sylvester, I'm just not comfortable in those Cheerios skirts."
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"They don't fit me right."
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"Mercedes, you shouldn't feel embarrassed about your body."
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"Embarrassed? No, no."
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"I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot."
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"How do you two not have a show on Bravo?"
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"Here's the skinny."
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"Splits magazine, after much campaigning by one Sue Sylvester..."
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"has named me cheerleading coach of the last 2,000 years."
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"In seven days reporter Tracy Pendergrass will arrive on campus..."
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"and my new star singer will have lost 10 pounds..."
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"and be in a gender-appropriate cheerleading uniform..."
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"or she is off the team."
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"- Ten pounds? Are you serious? - You could lose a few too, kiddo. You got hips like a pear."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to put in a call to the Ohio secretary of state..."
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"notifying them I will no longer be carrying photo I.D."
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"You know why?"
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"People should know who I am."
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"- [School Bell Rings] - Sue! We need to talk."
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"Well, that's curious. Did you check the sign-up sheet?"
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"- What sign-up sheet? - Why, the one I keep right here in my waistband, William."
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"Got a big magazine feature coming up..."
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"and it's a little chilly for my girls to be practicing outdoors."
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"Yeah? Well, let's see what Figgins has to say about this."
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"Oh, I'm sure Figgins will just mumble something nervously and then pretend to take a call."
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"I happen to be blackmailing him."
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"Um, all right, I have one final announcement before we all leave."
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"- We can't use the auditorium for the next week. - But that's garbage."
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"How are we supposed to practice for regionals without the auditorium?"
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"The Cheerios need it to practice in. There's nothing I can do."
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"- I recommend a sit-in. - I recommend we torch the place."
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"No. Look, we've all faced adversity before and come out stronger on the other end."
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"I'm gonna check out a few off-site locations for us to use just for the week."
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"I promise I'll find us a new home."
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"[School Bell Rings]"
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"[All Murmuring, Chattering]"
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"Oh, Finn! I wanted your opinion on this."
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"It's a swatch board. I'm redecorating my bedroom."
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"Kind of going for a hunting lodge meets Tom Ford's place in Bel Air."
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"I was hoping you could help me out with the hunting lodge part."
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"I live in a closet."
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"There's cowboy wallpaper on the walls."
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"Oh."
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"But I guess that one's nice."
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"Toile? I always pegged you as a chinoisserie type."
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"- Mercedes. - This is healthy."
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"Chicken breast and a salad, dressing on the side."
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"You have a week to lose 10 pounds."
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"It's like having to lose one of my butt cheeks. Look at what I'm eating."
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"Peeled celery. And for breakfast I had Splenda."
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"Look, Mercedes, now that we're cheerleaders, we're finally part of the in crowd."
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"We have a place at the table. We don't have to beg underneath for scraps of attention."
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"[Sighs] Don't screw it upl"
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"I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary."
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"Hey, guys. Can I ask you something?"
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"How do you manage to stay so skinny?"
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"The Sue Sylvester Master Cleanse."
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"Water, maple syrup for glucose, lemon for acid..."
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"cayenne pepper- irritate the bowels..."
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"and a dash of ipecac- a vomiting agent."
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"I haven't had a solid meal since 1987."
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"Sometimes I add a teaspoon of sand."
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"- That can't be healthy. - Who cares?"
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"You can either feel terrible and look great..."
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"or get kicked off the team when that reporter gets here."
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"Why are you so upset?"
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"It's not your bed."
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"Don't you have any feelings about it?"
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"It's your and Dad's honeymoon set. I was conceived in that bed."
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"You were conceived on a pinball machine."
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"Well... I think that's everything."
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"- You mentioned something about the recliner? - Oh! Yeah."
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