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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"It doesn't look like much, but the parts all work."
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"Ooh, my wife would love this. Sciatica."
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"Mom! No!"
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"It's not for sale."
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"This is Dad's chair."
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"This is the only picture of the two of us."
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"It's the only picture there will ever be of the two of us..."
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"and he's sitting in this chair."
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"What's going on with you?"
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"Selling all our old stuff, you got new clothes, a new haircut..."
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"- I'm seeing someone, Finn. - Uh..."
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"I think I'm in love."
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"Who is it? Do I know him?"
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"It's your friend Kurt's father, Burt Hummel."
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"##[Disco]"
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"Hey, I'd like to talk to someone about renting out this space."
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"[Woman] Okay, fellas, grab a gall"
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"Or grab another fella if that's the way the good Lord made yal"
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"'Cause it's a couples skatel"
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"No way."
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"- ##[Continues] - Well, as I live and breathe!"
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"Will Schuester?"
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"I just had a sex dream about you! Oh, isn't he smokin'?"
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"April, please, stop speaking into the mic!"
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"Wait, I smell somethin'."
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""Fire!" Springsteen! Hit it!"
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"##[Guitar Intro]"
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"What is going on here? You own this place?"
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"# I'm riding in your car #"
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"#You turn on the radio #"
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"#You're pullin' me close #"
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"# I just say no #"
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"# I say I don't like it #"
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"# But you know I'm a liar #"
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"# 'Cause when we kiss #"
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"# Ooh #"
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"# Fire #"
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"# Late at night #"
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"# Ooh, you're takin' me home #"
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"#You say you wanna stay #"
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"# I wanna stay #"
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"# I say I wanna be alone #"
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"# I say I don't love you #"
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"# But you know I'm a liar #"
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"# 'Cause when we kiss #"
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"# Ooh #"
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"# Fire #"
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"# Romeo and Juliet #"
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"# Samson and Delilah #"
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"#A love they couldn't deny #"
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"# My words they say split #"
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"# Yeah #"
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"#But my words may lie #"
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"# May lie #"
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"# 'Cause when we kiss #"
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"# Ooh #"
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"# Fire ##"
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"April, what happened?"
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"Last time I saw you you were getting cleaned up, headed off to Branson."
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"I know! It's crazy, right?"
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"I was so jazzed about sobering up and starting a new life..."
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"I had to stop at a bar to get a drink just to calm down!"
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"And I hung out at that bar for a few months or so."
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"One day an old codger, about 75, 80, came in and asked to buy me a drink."
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"Get this- Buddy Leibowitz."
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"- Of Leibowitz Strip Malls? - I'm his new mistress."
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"April, I really thought you were serious about getting sober."
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"Oh, don't look so disappointed, Will. Who are we kiddin', really?"
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"I'm nothing but a washed-up dreamer."
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"It's all I'll ever be."
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"Besides, I've finally realized my lifelong ambition..."
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"of being a mistress to an incredibly wealthy strip mall tycoon..."
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"and the owner-operator of a cabaret roller rink!"
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"Um, listen, about that..."
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"Well, the Glee Club kinda needs some rehearsal space."
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"- Sue's commandeered the auditorium. - You kiddin'? Bring 'em here."
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"- Really? That would be amazing! - Yeah!"
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"And I promise, it's only temporary. You're the best."
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"Listen, I gotta run. I've got an appointment to show my apartment."
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"- What's this now? - Yeah."
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"Uh, because I'm- I'm getting a divorce."
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"- [Shouts] Divorce? - [Nervous Chuckle]"
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"So you're free to date?"
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"And by "date," I mean sleep with people."
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"And by "sleep with," I mean have sex with people. People like me!"
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"Kiddin'."
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"You're looking for a sublettor, I'm looking for a place to stay."
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"One catch- I'm full-time fancy now, Will."
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"I'm gonna want to check the place out."
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"I'm gonna wanna check the "fong schwang" or the "fing fong"..."
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"Tell you what. I'm gonna go get myself a bikini wax and I'm gonna see you tomorrow."
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"[Slurping]"
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"[Woman] #Future's open wide #"
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"Well, Becky, you are assimilating beautifully."
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"Instead of being different and an outcast..."
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"you're just like every other teenage girl in America..."
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"sadly obsessed with vanity."
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"Before you know it you'll be leaving baggies of upchuck in your parents'linen closet."
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"- Congrats. I'm proud of you, kid. - Thanks, Coach."
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"You betcha. Next!"
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"Hey, you're still in your track uniform."
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"Yep, and I'm ready for my midweek weigh-in."
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"- I've been eating very well and walking everywhere and- - Well, climb aboard."
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"Let's see how many "libbies" you lost."
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"Well, look at that, Mercedes. You gained two pounds."
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"- What? That's impossible! - Look, I'm gonna break it down for you."
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"You have four days to lose the weight, get yourself in a uniform, or you're out."
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"- What am I gonna do? - Well, you might try dropping the attitude."
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"I'm sure there's a pound or two in that."
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"You know, with the Cheerios we have only one lesson, and it's a very simple lesson."
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"You do whatever it takes."
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"- [School Bell Rings] - Next!"
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"Kurt! Hey!"
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"What the hell's going on with our parents? When did they even meet each other?"
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"Parent-teacher conference night, about a month ago."
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"I always accompany my father to those conferences to act as translator."
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"How do you know this is not organic?"
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"Because you can see the logo. It's encrusted in the cookie."
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"- [Kurt] Fate brought them together. - Dadl"
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"You both have dead spouses. Maybe you should talk."
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