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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - The Color of Maddie (S05E05)

"Not Miss Hayes. Not Mr. Addison."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"...1s bobbing for lemon wedges with a guy who makes pot holders out of hair."
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"A bonus cheque?"
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"-Pals. -Pals?"
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"...but I noticed that toga-party look. I rescheduled."
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"And I think, who the hell is this guy?"
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"He earned some right to some leisure time after 15 years in prison."
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"There was a football player in high school..."
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"What, billiards with your mom on a cruise ship?"
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"-Oh, no. I've had bunches. -Bunches?"
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"Agnes, would you mind if I asked you a very personal question?"
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"And you were intimate with them."
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"Well..."
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"I know what you've been doing, David. Mapping me out like you've been doing."
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"We've got a ways to go and we don't know where we're gonna end up."
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"-Stop the car or turn around? -David."
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"...for keeping this chapter of her life a secret."
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"-Or was her husband. -You killed her."
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"How did you get Nora to go along?"
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"-Let me give you advice. -What's that?"
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"David."
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"Excuse me, ma'am."
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"Hop on."
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"-Thanks, your old lady ain't bad either. -What do you mean "old lady?""
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"Just try it, Coop-- Or is it Maximillian?"
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"-Thanks, Danny. I had fun. -Yeah, me too."
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"Hey, hey, hey. What's the hurry?"
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"I gotta get some sleep."
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"-I have to be at work first thing. -Find yourself the right guy..."
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"...pretty girl like you won't have to be punching a time clock at dawn."
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"Find myself the right guy, I won't have to go on dates with you."
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"Come on, Danny."
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"Let go."
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"-I mean it. -Okay."
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"Okay, but give me one more kiss."
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"-Come on, give me one more kiss. -Okay."
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"I want a real one."
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"Good night."
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"Let me bum a cigarette for the ride home."
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"There's a machine at the gas station."
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"-Come on, baby. -Good night."
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"For crying out loud."
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"Can't you take drop dead for an answer?"
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"Look, I thought I told you--"
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"Hello, Nora. It's me."
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"Hello."
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"Blue Moon Agency of Private Detection."
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"We yearn to guide you in a virtuous direction."
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"From the dawn of fair youth, till hoary convalescence."
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"To fight the good fight is our goal and our essence."
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"Can you please hold?"
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"All right, look. This is not my job."
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"I am not trained in the kind of commercial doggerel Agnes dishes out."
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"Albeit, well-crafted commercial doggerel."
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"And if anyone here thinks he or she can do better..."
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"...they are heartily invited to try."
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"Obnoxious, toady, spewing gobbledegook."
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"Pretentious, a put on, take a mirror and look."
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"You make me vomit, you fuzz-coated yutz."
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"Whoever sired you was totally nuts."
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"Nice talk, MacGilicuddy."
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"-Herbert. -Agnes, where have you been?"
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"In the necessary room. What are you doing?"
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"Someone had to answer. It was ringing off the hook."
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"Thank you. We regret the delay."
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"We're eager to hear what you have to say."
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"Hello. Hello?"
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"They hung up. What did you say to them?"
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"Well, I don't recall exactly."
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"-Did you rhyme? -Of course, I rhymed."
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"I metaphored. I similied. I metonymied."
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"I even hyperboled. Ask them."
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"Herbert Quentin Viola, don't you ever do that again."
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"No one answers this phone except numero uno."
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"No lips touch this receiver except for mine."
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"-What happens when you're not here? -I'm never not here."
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"What about that little journey to the necessary room?"
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"I time myself. I can make it there and back in six rings."
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"Five on a day when I haven't had a lot of coffee."
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"Good morning, Mr. Addison."
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"-I mean, good afternoon. -Already?"
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"Where does the time go?"
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"-Rough night? -Well, not really a rough night."
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"It's a pretty rough morning though."
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"Sun came up a little earlier than usual."
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"You'd think for all the rent we pay here we could get a room that didn't spin."
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"-What's on the agenda for today? “Well."
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"-There was a meeting. -A meeting?"
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"Ten o'clock."
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"-This meeting, was it important? -It was a client."
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"-So I guess Miss Hayes knew about it. -Yes, sir."
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"And being the shrewd devil that she is, she probably noticed my absence."
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"Kind of."
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"Okay, well, that's enough business. Let's go to lunch. Come on. I'm buying."
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"Yes, Miss Hayes."
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"Yes, Miss Hayes."
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"That was Miss Hayes."
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"She wants to see you in her office now."
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"How do I look?"
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"-Lie. -Lie."
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"Lie."
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"I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna go in there..."
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"...look her in the peepers and tell her the truth."
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"When I came to on the mother ship, the pinheads from the planet Spud..."
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"...were inserting a glowing orb into my pancreas."
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"I, of course, felt duty-bound to call the National Enquire..."
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"...and then I came to the office."
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"Hi."
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"-When did you get in? -Right to the juggler, huh?"
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"It was just a question."
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"Okay."
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"I'm not gonna lie to you. There were no pinheads."
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"-There-- There is no planet Spud. -No big deal."
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"No big deal? Am I on the right show?"
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"Don't worry. I'm sure you had a reason why you missed the meeting."
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"Since you wheedled it out of me. The last thing I remember clearly..."
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"Gosh, Dave, what happened then? Well, woke up on a houseboat..."
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"...with a female wrestler on my way to Catalina."
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"-Did you have fun? -One of the top 23 times in my life."
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