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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - The Color of Maddie (S05E05)

"Great. I have something for you."
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"It's pink. It's got my name on it."
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"-And it ain't to title to the beamer. -Open it."
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"And give you the satisfaction of terminating my services. Never."
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"-I quit. -David, I didn't fire you."
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"-What was that? -A bonus cheque."
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"-As in pay to the order of-- -Yes."
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"We got the money on the Anselmo case..."
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"...and that was your share."
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"I come to work two hours late..."
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"...looking like something that got found under a sofa, and you give me a bonus."
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"What is reality?"
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"I've accepted the fact that you miss meetings."
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"-You have? -I have."
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"Oh, no, you haven't."
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"Getting mad takes too much time and energy. I've got a business to run."
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"Oh, we're gonna get the old:"
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""I'm not gonna get mad at David anymore" speech."
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"Happens once a season, lasts about one episode."
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"The last time I heard this speech you were dancing around..."
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"...doing a hoochie coochie with a spaceman."
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"If I'm gonna be in business with you..."
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"...I'm gonna have to learn to accept you for who you are."
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"Once and for all, finally and forever, warts and all."
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"Warts? I haven't touched a toad."
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"Quirks, faults, flaws, fetishes, call it whatever you want."
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"I'm not gonna let it get to me anymore."
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"Maddie, don't bulldoze a bulldozer."
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"Don't kid a kidder. I know you. I know who you are."
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"And I know what's going through that honey-blonde noggin of yours."
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"-You think you know me. -Inside and out, orchestra to balcony."
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"Like the back of my hand. And I'm on pretty good terms with my hand."
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"You're wrong. There's lots of things you don't know about me."
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"It really makes you uncomfortable that I know where all your buttons are."
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"I'm not a car stereo, David. I'm not uncomfortable."
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"-Then why is your nostril flaring? -I'm annoyed with this conversation."
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"I know because I got your number. I got your handicap."
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"You're as regular as clockwork, like Old Faithful..."
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"...only younger and steamier."
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"I'm not saying there aren't things about me that you know better than anyone."
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"There's a lot of other things, parts of me you've never seen."
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"Like that extra thigh you got stashed in the closet?"
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"David. Parts of me that no one else has ever seen, and I like it that way."
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"You know what you know about me because I want you to know it."
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"I see. So, what you're saying..."
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"...is that after four years, 93 million miles to the sun and back..."
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"...that this is a casual relationship."
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"Of course not, David."
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"You know that's not true. We're friends. Good friends."
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"More than good friends. We're...."
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"Pals."
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"For a minute there I thought you were gonna say chums."
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"Or worse yet, "buddies.""
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"What's so horrible about pals?"
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"Nothing, nothing, pals is all right. Pals is a-- Pals is a blast."
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"Pals chat with each other. They go for strolls together."
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"They take each other to lunch and pick up the cheque."
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"I even heard of pals exchanging amusing stories with each other."
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"You hear any good jokes lately?"
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"-Mrs. Cooper's here. -Show her in please."
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"-Mrs. Cooper? -Remember the meeting?"
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"The meeting you would've missed..."
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"I see. But that's not because you know me."
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"-No, but I know your habits. -My habits are not my own."
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"I merely rent them..."
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"...which is why I probably can't afford to break them."
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"Mrs. Cooper, please come in."
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"I'm Madelyn Hayes. This is my associate David Addison."
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"-Hi. -Won't you sit down?"
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"Thanks."
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"-Nice office. -Thank you. How may we help you?"
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"Well, I'm not sure. I'm married to my husband."
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"We'll take the case."
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"We will. You're a sucker for nut-ball stuff like this."
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"Please, go on."
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"Ten years ago, I met this guy in New Orleans at Mardi Gras."
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"-You ever been to Mardi Gras? -No. I'm sure my partner has."
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"She knows me only too well."
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"It kind of has a strange effect on you."
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"It makes you forget where you're from, how you got there."
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"Mardi Gras just happens to you, like an operation or something."
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"Anyway, the day after I met this guy, he asked me to marry him."
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"And so help me, I couldn't think of a reason not to."
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"Richard and I spent the next five days in a hotel room."
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"It was about the happiest I've ever been."
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"And then I wake up Ash Wednesday morning with a hangover, no husband."
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"He was gone. Disappeared."
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"I waited in the hotel room until my money ran out."
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"And I tried my best to find him, but I never saw him again."
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"I figured it was the Big Easy. So easy come, easy go, right?"
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"Only it wasn't easy."
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"It was the one and only time in my life..."
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"...that I've ever completely connected with another human being."
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"So then I got on with my life."
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"Dated, got serious a few times..."
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"...but I couldn't stop thinking about this guy."
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"And believe me, I am not the type to sit around waiting for anything..."
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"...much less a man."
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"But I realised I was never gonna be satisfied till I got him back."
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"And then a few months ago, he shows up on my doorstep, out of nowhere."
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"Did he mention where he'd been for the past decade?"
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"In jail, in Mexico."
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"He left me because he knew the law was on to him."
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"He figured he better lay low."
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"But they grabbed him in Tijuana and that was that."
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"He never tried to contact you?"
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"You ever try to mail a letter from a Mexican jail?"
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"Once, a long time ago but--"
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"So then he moves in with me and every thing's been great for a while."
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"And then one morning I roll over and look at him."
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"I mean, he says he's my husband and maybe he is..."
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"...but how would I know really."
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"You never talked to him about all this?"
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"What am I gonna say?"
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""Honey, the meatloaf's ready, and are you really the man I married?""
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"Miss Hayes and I completely understand."
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"We do, don't we?"
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"-We'll take the case. -Thank you."
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"I made a copy of his driver's licence, picture's pretty clear."
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"And I wrote a list of the places he hangs out."
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