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Clips from A Christmas Story (1983)

"I go help my father with anything."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"- What are you doing here? - Mom says I should help."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Okay, sit down here. Squat down."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"No, not that way. Come on, rat trap, hold it like this."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"- How? - Like this."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I want to put the nuts in it. There we are."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"There's four of them. And we got it!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"There it is."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"That son of a gun. I'm gonna get that dirty..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"There we go."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"against the lights of the traffic. And then they were gone."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Oh, fudge!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Only I didn't say "fudge.""
A Christmas Story (1983)
"The "f, dash, dash, dash" word."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"What did you say?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Go on."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Everything go all right?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"- Do you know what your son just said? - No. What?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Ralphie!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Over the years, I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"piquant, after-dinner flavor."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Lifebuoy, on the other hand..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"You ready to tell me?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Now I had heard that word at least 10 times a day from my old man."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"It was his true medium. A master."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"the first name that came to mind."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I see."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Hello, Mrs. Schwartz? Yes, I'm fine."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"No."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"He said..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Not that!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Yes, that."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"- Do you know where he heard it? - Probably from his father."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"No! He heard it from your son!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Why? I didn't do nothing!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Another shot of mysterious, inexorable, official justice."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Rinse out and go to bed. Am I glad you finished your homework!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Get right into bed, and I don't want to see any lights on."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"You are being punished, so no comic book reading!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Don't you give me that look! You're gonna get it!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Three blocks away, Schwartz was getting his."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"There has never been a kid who didn't believe..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"vaguely but insistently, that he would be stricken blind..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"before he reached 21. And then they'd be sorry."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Why, it's Ralph!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Well, come on in, Ralph. Where've you been?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Why, he's carrying a cane!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"What is it, Ralph? What happened?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Why, he's blind!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Blind? Oh, my God!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Ralph, is it something we did?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Ralph, please tell us no matter how it hurts. What did we do?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Look, I can't."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"What brought you to this?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Soap poisoning."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Oh, how could we do it?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I'll manage to get along, somehow."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"- I'll never forgive myself. - Thanks, Mom."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I told you not to use Lifebuoy."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I feel awful!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Thank you, Flick."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I just thought that you'd be getting tired of the same old stuff."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Yes, truly, a little bribe never hurts."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Well, thank you very much, Ralph."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Merry Christmas."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Happy New Year."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"the Ovaltine inner seal to send off for my Little Orphan Annie..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"My decoder pen!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"All right!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
""Be it known to all that Ralph Parker is hereby appointed..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
""a member of the Little Orphan Annie secret circle and..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
""is entitled to all the honors and benefits occurring thereto.""
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Signed, Little Orphan Annie."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Countersigned, Pierre Andre!"
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"In ink!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Honors and benefits. Already at the age of nine."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Come on. Let's get on with it."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I don't need all that jazz about smugglers and pirates."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Listen tomorrow night for the concluding adventure of..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"The Black Pirate Ship. Now it's time..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"for Annie's secret message for you members of the secret circle."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Remember, kids, only members of..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Annie's secret circle can decode Annie's secret message."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Remember, Annie is depending on you."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Set your pins to B-2."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Here is the message."
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"12. 11. 2..."
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"... 25. 14. 11. 18."
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"16. 23..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Pierre was in great voice tonight."
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"I could tell that tonight's message was really important."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"That's a message from Annie herself. Remember, don't tell anyone."
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"where a boy of nine can sit in privacy and decode."
A Christmas Story (1983)
""E." The first word is "be"!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
""S." It was coming easier now. "U.""
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Come on, Ralphie! I gotta go."
A Christmas Story (1983)
""T. O.""
A Christmas Story (1983)
"What was Little Orphan Annie trying to say? Be sure to what?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Ralphie! Randy has got to go! Will you please come out?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I was getting closer now."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"The tension was terrible. What was it?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Ralphie! Randy's gotta go!"
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"I'll be right out, for crying out loud!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Almost there! My fingers flew."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"My mind was a steel trap."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Every pore vibrated."
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"It was almost clear."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Ovaltine?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"A crummy commercial?"
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"I went out to face the world again."
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"Wiser."
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"Red cabbage?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"No, that's for tomorrow night. You love red cabbage, Ralphie."
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"You filthy system!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Schmucker! Smelly watt-buster!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"What happened next was a family controversy for years."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"What was that? What happened?"
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