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Clips from A Christmas Story (1983)

"What happened?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"What broke?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I don't know what happened."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I was watering my plant and..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I broke your lamp."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"You were always jealous of this lamp."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Jealous of a plastic leg?"
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"Jealous!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"That's ridiculous! Jealous?"
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"Jealous of what?"
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"That is..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Now it was out."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Get the glue."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"You used up all the glue on purpose!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"With as much dignity as he could muster..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"he buried it next to the garage."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"but I thought that I heard the sound of taps being played..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Know what I'm getting my old man for Christmas?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"People come to smell it, it squirts them."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"- I'm getting my old man a Flit gun. - A Flit gun?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Stop right there!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Ordinarily, if Dill so much as said "hi" to you, you felt great..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"warm inside. But mostly he just hit you in the mouth."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I can't now, Grover. I've gotta go see Miss Shields."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Hey, come here! Get over here!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"You! Come here!"
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"Who, me?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"- No, your Aunt Tilly. - Yeah, you. Get over here!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Uncle! Uncle!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"All right, class."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I have your Christmas themes for you."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I'm pleased."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"In general, you did very well."
A Christmas Story (1983)
""C+"? No, it can't be."
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"C+?"
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"C+!"
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"Oh, no!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
""You'll shoot your eye out"?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"My mother must have gotten to Miss Shields."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"There could be no other explanation."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"You'll shoot your eye out. You'll shoot your eye out."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"against Red Ryder and his peacemaker?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Would you answer in unison, please?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"what they wanted for Christmas."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"...fifty-six."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Hey, four-eyes!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"How'd you like your snowball sandwich?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Maybe you'd like another one!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Listen, jerk."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"When I tell you to come, you better come!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Come on, cry baby, cry for me. Come on."
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"Cry!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Deep in the recesses of my brain..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"a tiny red-hot little flame began to grow."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Something had happened."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"A fuse blew and I had gone out of my skull."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I'm telling my dad!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Hey, Ralphie!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Beat him up! Beat him up!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Did you hear what he said?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I have since heard of people under..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"extreme duress speaking in strange tongues."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Ralphie!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"We're going home. Come on."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Calm down. Come on in here, Ralph."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Settle down."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I want you to go in there and lie down in your room for a while."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Ralphie, just settle down."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"All right, calm down."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"All right. Now go lie down."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"The light was getting purple and soft outside."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"What's the matter? What you crying for?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"No, he's not."
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"Yes, he is, too."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"No, he's not."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I promise you Daddy is not going to kill Ralphie."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Why don't you come on out of there?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"You would?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Here you go."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I'll see you later? Okay. Bye."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I heard the car roar up the driveway, and a wave of terror broke over me."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"He'll know what I said, the awful things that I said."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Get out of here!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Go on home, you mangy mutts. Get out of here, you rotten, filthy..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Hey, Bumpus!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Hey, come on, what's for dinner? I'm starving to death."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Well, what happened today?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Ralphie."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Remember, you left these on the radio again."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Now try not to do that anymore."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Nothing much."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Ralphie had a fight."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"You know how boys are."
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"He'll freeze his keister off out there."
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"I slowly began to realize I was not about to be destroyed."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"The Chicago Bears."
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"The terror of the midway."
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"But Bears, never."
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"Strange."
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"was pushed out of my mind as I struggled for a way out..."
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"Santa!"
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"Yeah, I'll ask Santa."
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"Of course! Santa."
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"The big man. The head honcho."
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"The connection."
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"Mickey! Mickey!"
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"The store's going to close soon and Santa will be gone."
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"Ralphie, Santa's not going anyplace. Just be still!"
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"Mom, this is just the same old dumb parade as last year."
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"- Ralphie, will you please calm down. - Mom..."
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"- Hush! - Shut up, Ralphie!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"There he is!"
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"Santa! Santa!"
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"Have you been a good boy? Have you?"
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"- Can we go now? Can we go? - Yes, we can go now."
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"Merry Christmas!"
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