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Clips from A Christmas Story (1983)

"Ah, there it is. My house."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"And good old Cleveland Street. How could I ever forget it?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"And there I am, with that dumb round face and..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"that stupid stocking cap."
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"But no matter. Christmas was on its way."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"around which the entire kid year revolved."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"peace on earth and good will to men."
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"Higbees' corner window was traditionally a high-water mark..."
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"of the pre-Christmas season."
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"First nighters, packed earmuff to earmuff, jostled in wonderment..."
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"before a golden tinkling display..."
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"of mechanized, electronic joy."
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"Wow, there it is."
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"The holy grail of Christmas gifts."
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"The Red Ryder 200-shot range model..."
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"air rifle."
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"And there he is."
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"Red Ryder himself."
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"In his hand was the knurled stock of as coolly deadly-looking..."
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"a piece of weaponry as ever I had laid eyes on."
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"For weeks, I had been scheming to get my mitts on one of these..."
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"My fevered brain seethed with the effort of trying to come up with..."
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"into my parents' subconscious."
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"Ralphie!"
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"Down here in two minutes!"
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"And I mean two minutes!"
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"Cut it out."
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"My mother, grabbing for her copy of Look magazine..."
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"would find herself cleverly trapped into reading a Red Ryder sales pitch."
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"What's that?"
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"Well, for Christ's sake, the Sox traded Bullfrog..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"the only player they've got, for Shottenhoffer."
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""Four Eyes" Shottenhoffer, a utility infielder."
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"That's nice."
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"Ralphie, on the double!"
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"Did you hear about this guy who swallowed a yo-yo?"
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"They write the silliest things in the newspapers."
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"What do you mean, silly? I mean that's real news."
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"What is the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse?"
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"Victor. His name is Victor."
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"- How the hell did you know that? - Everybody knows that."
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"That's another one of your silly puzzles?"
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"Victor? The Lone Ranger's nephew's horse?"
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"Meanwhile, I struggled for exactly the right BB gun hint."
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"It had to be firm, but subtle."
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"Flick says he saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski's candy store."
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"I could tell that I was in imminent danger of over-playing my hand."
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"Casually, I switched tactics."
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"Hey, Dad!"
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"I'll bet you'll never guess what I got you for Christmas."
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"A new furnace."
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"That's a good one, Dad."
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"My old man was one of the most feared furnace-fighters..."
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"in northern Indiana."
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"Hurry up, you're going to be late for school."
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"Round one was over."
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"Parents, one."
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"Kids, zip."
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"Maybe what happened next was inevitable."
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"Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas?"
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"Horrified, I heard myself blurt it out."
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"I want an official Red Ryder carbine action 200-shot range model air rifle."
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"Oh, no! It was the classic mother-BB gun block."
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""You'll shoot your eye out.""
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"of mothers was not surmountable..."
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"that I immediately began to rebuild the dike."
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"I'd just like some Tinkertoys."
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"I couldn't believe my own ears. Tinkertoys?"
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"BB guns are dangerous."
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"I don't want anyone shooting his eye out."
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"burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen..."
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"where only you, and you alone, stand between your tiny..."
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"huddled family and insensate evil."
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"Save us, Ralphie! I just knew those bad guys..."
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"What've we got here, folks?"
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"Well, we figure it's Black Bart, Ralph."
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"Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle."
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"Lucky I've got a compass in the stock."
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"Well, I think I better have a look here."
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"Oh, no!"
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"It's OI' Blue!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"Cheese it, boys!"
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"There's another one! He's a dead-eye, ain't he?"
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"Okay, Ralphie!"
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"You win this time, but we'll be back!"
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"Adiós, Bart."
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"But if you do come back, you'll be pushing up daisies!"
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"And don't you forget it!"
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"We were goners for sure! And you saved us!"
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"That goddamned Olds is froze up again!"
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"That son of a bitch would freeze up in the middle of summer on the Equator!"
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"- Little pitchers... - Hold it!"
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"That blasted, stupid furnace."
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"For Christ's sake, open up the damper, will you?"
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"Who the hell turned it all the way down again?"
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"Blasted!"
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"In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity..."
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"Preparing to go to school was like getting ready..."
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"for extended deep-sea diving."
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"- Come on, Mom, we're going to be late! - Just wait, Ralph!"
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"What is it?"
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"What is it?"
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"Well, put your arms down when you get to school."
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"Hey, Flick! Wait up."
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"Wait up!"
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"So what are you doing?"
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"What does it look like I'm doing? Picking goobers?"
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"Hey, listen, smart ass. I asked my old man about sticking..."
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"and he says it will freeze right to the pole just like I told you."
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"Baloney."
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"What would your old man know about anything?"
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"He knows because he once saw a guy stick his tongue..."
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"to a railroad track on a bet and the fire department had to come..."
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"to get the guy's tongue off the track because he couldn't get it off."
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"Come on, guys, wait up!"
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"Come on, guys, wait up!"
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"I can't get up!"
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"Help!"
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