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Clips from A Christmas Story (1983)

"That's right. Oink, oink."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Now, show me how the piggies eat. This is your trough."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Be a good boy. Show Mommy how the piggies eat."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Mommy's little piggy."
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"It's here."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Are you Parker?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"- All right, sign here. - Yeah. Well, what is it?"
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"I don't know."
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"What's in it?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Here. Bring it in."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Okay, boys. Haul that on in here. Move your tails."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Bring it right on in. Right here. Bring it ahead. Straight ahead."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"That's right."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Right."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Here, bring it right in, fellas. That's it. Here we go."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"That's it."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Watch the lady."
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"Merry Christmas."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Get the crowbar and a hammer, Ralphie. Go on."
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"Here we go."
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"They did a job on this, you know?"
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"No, here, Ralph, hold this."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"There could be anything in there!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Jesus!"
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"Maybe they forgot."
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"It's in there. It's gotta be in there."
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"- Would you look at that? - What?"
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"Would you look at that?"
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"It's a leg!"
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"But what is it?"
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"Well, it's a leg."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"You know, like in a statue."
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"- Statue? - Yeah, statue!"
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"Yeah, statue!"
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"Ralphie!"
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"My mother was trying to insinuate herself between us and the statue."
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"Holy smoke, would you..."
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"Do you know what this is?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"This is a lamp."
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"Isn't that great? What a great lamp!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"The old man's eyes boggled..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I know just the place for it."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Right in the middle of our front room window!"
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"- Honey? - No. It's all right."
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"Let's see..."
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"This goes to the radio and this goes to the..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Well, it's just one too many."
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"The snap of a few sparks, a quick whiff of ozone..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Look at that! Will you look at that?"
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"Isn't that glorious?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"It's indescribably beautiful. It reminds me of the Fourth of July!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I wanna see what it looks like from the street."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"- I'll go get the dining room. - Couldn't we talk this over?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Move it a little bit to the right. A little that way."
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"Just a little... More to the right."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Right there. That's wonderful."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Parker, what is that?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Don't bother me now. Can't you see I'm busy?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"A major award?"
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"Shucks, I wouldn't have known that. It looks like a lamp."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"It is a lamp, you nincompoop. But it's a major award."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I won it."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Mind power, Sweed, mind power."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"You should see what it looks like from out here!"
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"The symbol of the old man's victory."
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"Yeah, he won that. It's a major award."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Holy smokes, it was 6:45."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Only one thing that could've dragged me away..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."
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"Kids, it's Little Orphan Annie time."
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"I could still taste it."
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"I knew I was handing Miss Shields a masterpiece."
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"for the rest of my natural life."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"You call this a paragraph?"
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"Margins! Margins! "F"!"
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"My life's work down the drain."
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"A semicolon, you dolt!"
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""F"!"
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"Listen to this sentence."
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""A Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
""and this thing which tells time.""
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"Sheer poetry."
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"Ralph, an "A+.""
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"Oh, Ralphie, you've made me proud."
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""A+"!"
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"Is there something you want, Ralph?"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"I'm just turning in my theme."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Well, you can take your seat now."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"Take your seat."
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"Come on, you guys."
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"Get in the car. Get in the car."
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"If we don't hurry we're going to miss all the good trees!"
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"My mother was about to make another brilliant maneuver..."
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"Don't want to waste electricity."
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"Come on, Ralphie. Get in the car."
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"This is the Christmas tree emporium of the entire Midwest."
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"Now, you ain't gonna find no better tree than this here tree."
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"This here tree is built to last."
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"This here is a tree."
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"- That's a little skimpy in the front. - Well, you just put it in the corner."
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"- Haven't you got a big tree? - Hell, this ain't no tree."
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"Now here's a tree. This here is a tree."
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"- Wait'll the dogs see that one. - Don't you think it's a little large?"
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"because I can see you're a man who knows his trees."
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"This isn't one of those trees that all the needles falls off, is it?"
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"No, that's them balsams."
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"The old man loved bargaining as much as an Arab trader..."
A Christmas Story (1983)
"and he was twice as shrewd."
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"green plastic trees."
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"Darn thing looks like it was made out of..."
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"green pipe cleaners."
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"You got a deal."
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"Deal."
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"Damn it. Blow out!"
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"Not again."
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"Time me."
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"Actually, my old man loved it."
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"He always saw himself in the pits at the Indianapolis Speedway..."
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"in the 500."
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"in the academic sense."
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