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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Ebony Falcon (S01E01)

Morning, scully. How was your weekend?

"Morning, scully. How was your weekend?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Oh, fun. Kelly and I hit the park, went for a long walk.

"Oh, fun. Kelly and I hit the park, went for a long walk."

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Oh, we just walk around.

"Oh, we just walk around."

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And then it's just yap, yap, yap, all day long.

"And then it's just yap, yap, yap, all day long."

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But she's pretty spry for her age.

"But she's pretty spry for her age."

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Was she chasing something into the street, or...

"Was she chasing something into the street, or..."

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No idea. I could not tell you.

"No idea. I could not tell you."

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Yup.

"Yup."

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I borrowed them to do an impression of you.

"I borrowed them to do an impression of you."

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It killed.

"It killed."

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Peralta, give me my glasses.

"Peralta, give me my glasses."

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And one of the biggest black market distributors

"And one of the biggest black market distributors"

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"gym-filtrating" it. I coined that.

""gym-filtrating" it. I coined that."

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But if anything goes wrong, it's on you.

"But if anything goes wrong, it's on you."

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It should be boyle.

"It should be boyle."

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Damn straight.

"Damn straight."

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My apartment got broken into last night.

"My apartment got broken into last night."

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I'm fine, but I suffered the loss

"I'm fine, but I suffered the loss"

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Gina, you work in a police precinct.

"Gina, you work in a police precinct."

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Try the heel.

"Try the heel."

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Awesome. I wish I had nerve damage.

"Awesome. I wish I had nerve damage."

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But I'll find the non-buffoons to investigate.

"But I'll find the non-buffoons to investigate."

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And tossed 'em in the furnace.

"And tossed 'em in the furnace."

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I was born ready.

"I was born ready."

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And then I was not born ready for a while,

"And then I was not born ready for a while,"

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But now I'm back to being born ready.

"But now I'm back to being born ready."

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Yes! The ebony falcon soars again.

"Yes! The ebony falcon soars again."

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The ebony falcon.

"The ebony falcon."

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I just need to put my precious babies to bed with a story.

"I just need to put my precious babies to bed with a story."

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The ebony falcon needs to read go, dog, go.

"The ebony falcon needs to read go, dog, go."

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You don't want to do this, man.

"You don't want to do this, man."

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The adrenaline is gonna carry me through.

"The adrenaline is gonna carry me through."

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[grunts]

"[grunts]"

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You don't have locks on your windows.

"You don't have locks on your windows."

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Why do you have so many lycra bodysuits?

"Why do you have so many lycra bodysuits?"

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One set of joseph gordon-levitt nesting dolls...

"One set of joseph gordon-levitt nesting dolls..."

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One knockoff designer clutch...

"One knockoff designer clutch..."

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'cause the label no longer makes the original,

"'cause the label no longer makes the original,"

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(jake) hey, sarge.

"(jake) hey, sarge."

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Sorry about the mess.

"Sorry about the mess."

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I'm gonna kiss the girls night-night,

"I'm gonna kiss the girls night-night,"

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I'm worried about terry.

"I'm worried about terry."

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But interesting point.

"But interesting point."

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What's the plan at the gym?

"What's the plan at the gym?"

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No, it's not even that, you know, it's just...

"No, it's not even that, you know, it's just..."

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What'd they say about the prints?

"What'd they say about the prints?"

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So what do we do next?

"So what do we do next?"

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Should I buy a handgun?

"Should I buy a handgun?"

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I can answer this.

"I can answer this."

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I'm gonna haunt your dreams.

"I'm gonna haunt your dreams."

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You sure you can lift this much weight?

"You sure you can lift this much weight?"

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Are you kidding me?

"Are you kidding me?"

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And here we go.

"And here we go."

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And I'm done. That's it.

"And I'm done. That's it."

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Also brandon jacoby should be here soon.

"Also brandon jacoby should be here soon."

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I gave his regular trainer the day off,

"I gave his regular trainer the day off,"

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You're not terry. You're trent.

"You're not terry. You're trent."

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Trent is also a quaker who avoids violence at all costs.

"Trent is also a quaker who avoids violence at all costs."

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Yup. A black trent. One of many.

"Yup. A black trent. One of many."

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Weights.

"Weights."

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Hold on. I'm on my last set.

"Hold on. I'm on my last set."

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Three...

"Three..."

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I mean, what do you need leg muscles for anyway?

"I mean, what do you need leg muscles for anyway?"

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I lost the count.

"I lost the count."

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You're cyber-bullying me! Shh!

"You're cyber-bullying me! Shh!"

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Hey. Have you seen terry? I lost him.

"Hey. Have you seen terry? I lost him."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

From an older gentleman

"From an older gentleman"

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What have you become?

"What have you become?"

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Me. I've become me.

"Me. I've become me."

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What?

"What?"

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Oh, sarge, thank god.

"Oh, sarge, thank god."

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You know, he's a mean dude, but I think I'm making progress.

"You know, he's a mean dude, but I think I'm making progress."

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'sup? Good workout.

"'sup? Good workout."

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What'd you say your regular gym was?

"What'd you say your regular gym was?"

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I work out there too.

"I work out there too."

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Really? Starting when?

"Really? Starting when?"

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Or did you compromise an investigation

"Or did you compromise an investigation"

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And piss off a superior officer?

"And piss off a superior officer?"

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Gina came by my house last night to go over the case.

"Gina came by my house last night to go over the case."

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I didn't get much sleep.

"I didn't get much sleep."

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Since you have allowed crime to win,

"Since you have allowed crime to win,"

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You don't.

"You don't."

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(male announcer) call leo now.

"(male announcer) call leo now."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Leo sporm.

"Leo sporm."

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How's business?

"How's business?"

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(holt) everyone knows him.

"(holt) everyone knows him."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

And try to get jacoby to rat out his distributors!

"And try to get jacoby to rat out his distributors!"

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You didn't have to hop in there, man.

"You didn't have to hop in there, man."

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Takes bad guys to jail and bad girls to bed.

"Takes bad guys to jail and bad girls to bed."

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Is fresh fruit yogurt parfaits.

"Is fresh fruit yogurt parfaits."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

But I think terry's starting to get to him.

"But I think terry's starting to get to him."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Into a shared online calendar.

"Into a shared online calendar."

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But he has no regular hours.

"But he has no regular hours."

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And look who he trains.

"And look who he trains."

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Brandon jacoby.

"Brandon jacoby."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

We should set up a buy from this vladimir rincic.

"We should set up a buy from this vladimir rincic."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

So much as including his babies in having a father.

"So much as including his babies in having a father."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Like a well-lubed, oiled time clock--bye.

"Like a well-lubed, oiled time clock--bye."

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She's not scared.

"She's not scared."

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Well, think about how she's been acting.

"Well, think about how she's been acting."

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Gina came by my house last night.

"Gina came by my house last night."

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Do I still have my knife? Nunchucks?

"Do I still have my knife? Nunchucks?"

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Axe?

"Axe?"

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This has taken a strange turn.

"This has taken a strange turn."

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Fine. I'd be scared.

"Fine. I'd be scared."

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We're on it.

"We're on it."

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And tactical teams by all the exits.

"And tactical teams by all the exits."

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Said that I was filling in for jacoby.

"Said that I was filling in for jacoby."

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(terry) hey! Peralta!

"(terry) hey! Peralta!"

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Done talking!

"Done talking!"

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Fine. But I should warn you.

"Fine. But I should warn you."

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And tell him that's crazy.

"And tell him that's crazy."

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You didn't let me finish. [laughs]

"You didn't let me finish. [laughs]"

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30 minutes until the bogeys arrive.

"30 minutes until the bogeys arrive."

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And for the record...

"And for the record..."

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Classic.

"Classic."

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You're here late.

"You're here late."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Ah, you know me. I love working.

"Ah, you know me. I love working."

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Just, you know, messages from people for holt.

"Just, you know, messages from people for holt."

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I can imagine how frightening this must be.

"I can imagine how frightening this must be."

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