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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Ebony Falcon (S01E01)

I'm sorry we didn't catch the guy.

"I'm sorry we didn't catch the guy."

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Yeah. It's weird.

"Yeah. It's weird."

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And what's to keep it from happening again?

"And what's to keep it from happening again?"

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Put locks on the windows by the fire escape,

"Put locks on the windows by the fire escape,"

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And set all your lights on timers.

"And set all your lights on timers."

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These are right there with you.

"These are right there with you."

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Hey!

"Hey!"

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You vance vandervaven?

"You vance vandervaven?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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But wise enough to run from the lions.

"But wise enough to run from the lions."

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Yeah. Thank you.

"Yeah. Thank you."

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He made the buy, took out the suppliers,

"He made the buy, took out the suppliers,"

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That does make me happy.

"That does make me happy."

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Just for the record,

"Just for the record,"

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I'm not scared for you at all.

"I'm not scared for you at all."

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My girls made you a card.

"My girls made you a card."

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To thank you for keeping me safe.

"To thank you for keeping me safe."

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- Not a doctor. - Shh.

"- Not a doctor. - Shh."

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Oh. Sounds like a fun weekend with kelly.

"Oh. Sounds like a fun weekend with kelly."

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Uh.. Wait.

"Uh.. Wait."

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No one knows scully's wife's name?

"No one knows scully's wife's name?"

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Went for a long walk. That's what you do with a dog.

"Went for a long walk. That's what you do with a dog."

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You can go on a long walk with a person.

"You can go on a long walk with a person."

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At sunset.

"At sunset."

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Sounds awful. Hit the park. That's a dog.

"Sounds awful. Hit the park. That's a dog."

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My wife takes the babies to the park all the time.

"My wife takes the babies to the park all the time."

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All right, we're doing this.

"All right, we're doing this."

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Hey, so scully,

"Hey, so scully,"

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She gets antsy if she doesn't get outside enough.

"She gets antsy if she doesn't get outside enough."

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(charles) hey, what's kelly's favorite food?

"(charles) hey, what's kelly's favorite food?"

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Peanut butter. She'll eat it right out of the jar.

"Peanut butter. She'll eat it right out of the jar."

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How old is kelly again?

"How old is kelly again?"

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Well, she's getting up there,

"Well, she's getting up there,"

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Oh, that's so awful.

"Oh, that's so awful."

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All right, this is useless.

"All right, this is useless."

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Scully, is kelly your wife or your dog?

"Scully, is kelly your wife or your dog?"

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How can you ask me that?

"How can you ask me that?"

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I still don't know which it is.

"I still don't know which it is."

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(holt) okay, what do you got?

"(holt) okay, what do you got?"

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Oh, sir, are you looking for your glasses?

"Oh, sir, are you looking for your glasses?"

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Peralta, give me back my glasses.

"Peralta, give me back my glasses."

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In all of brooklyn.

"In all of brooklyn."

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And it's centered at a gym called brooklyn total body.

"And it's centered at a gym called brooklyn total body."

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We spent two weeks undercover infiltrating the gym.

"We spent two weeks undercover infiltrating the gym."

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I think it'll really catch on if more people infiltrated gyms.

"I think it'll really catch on if more people infiltrated gyms."

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We believe that jacoby can link us to the distributors,

"We believe that jacoby can link us to the distributors,"

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His name will be trent carter.

"His name will be trent carter."

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A personal trainer, bouncer,

"A personal trainer, bouncer,"

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And assistant manager at petsmart.

"And assistant manager at petsmart."

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It's the economy. What can you do?

"It's the economy. What can you do?"

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Gentlemen, have a seat.

"Gentlemen, have a seat."

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Sergeant jeffords is just getting back in the field.

"Sergeant jeffords is just getting back in the field."

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Why is everyone so worried about the sarge?

"Why is everyone so worried about the sarge?"

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I mean, he saved your life at the rail yard.

"I mean, he saved your life at the rail yard."

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Okay. It's your case.

"Okay. It's your case."

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Trust me, the sergeant will be fine.

"Trust me, the sergeant will be fine."

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If you want to worry about anyone panicking in the field

"If you want to worry about anyone panicking in the field"

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'cause you're a sucker for a high five.

"'cause you're a sucker for a high five."

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Damn straight I am.

"Damn straight I am."

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Captain, I need a favor.

"Captain, I need a favor."

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Gina, that's terrible. Are you okay?

"Gina, that's terrible. Are you okay?"

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Of many treasured items.

"Of many treasured items."

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You think these buffoons can help?

"You think these buffoons can help?"

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They're buffoons.

"They're buffoons."

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They are not buffoons.

"They are not buffoons."

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Still don't feel anything.

"Still don't feel anything."

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Some of them are buffoons.

"Some of them are buffoons."

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Could you ask scully to return my thumbtacks?

"Could you ask scully to return my thumbtacks?"

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I already put 'em in a biohazard bag

"I already put 'em in a biohazard bag"

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Good call.

"Good call."

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You ready, sarge?

"You ready, sarge?"

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But you're ready for this, right?

"But you're ready for this, right?"

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Yeah, he does.

"Yeah, he does."

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Terry jeffords is back! Chest bump me.

"Terry jeffords is back! Chest bump me."

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No, I really do.

"No, I really do."

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It hurts you every time.

"It hurts you every time."

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No signs of forced entry at the door.

"No signs of forced entry at the door."

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But the window was jimmied.

"But the window was jimmied."

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Way to blame the victim.

"Way to blame the victim."

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Sorry I'm not rich like you, miss 1%.

"Sorry I'm not rich like you, miss 1%."

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And why do you need eight full drawers of underwear?

"And why do you need eight full drawers of underwear?"

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Because I'm civilized.

"Because I'm civilized."

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I already gave it to captain holt.

"I already gave it to captain holt."

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$160 in cash, one tv,

"$160 in cash, one tv,"

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One large painting of a naked lady on a lion,

"One large painting of a naked lady on a lion,"

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Wow.

"Wow."

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Homemade and irreplaceable.

"Homemade and irreplaceable."

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She works hard for the money when opened.

"She works hard for the money when opened."

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Can't you just buy another knockoff?

"Can't you just buy another knockoff?"

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No, I can't, silly sue.

"No, I can't, silly sue."

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So the sweatshop no longer makes the knockoff.

"So the sweatshop no longer makes the knockoff."

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Can you estimate the value of everything that was taken?

"Can you estimate the value of everything that was taken?"

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Emotionally, $700 million.

"Emotionally, $700 million."

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Somebody at the door. Yeah.

"Somebody at the door. Yeah."

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Hey, your kids like the same kind of cereal as me.

"Hey, your kids like the same kind of cereal as me."

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Well, we just finished story time.

"Well, we just finished story time."

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All right, time for night-night, girls.

"All right, time for night-night, girls."

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He's like an enormous, muscular ellen degeneres.

"He's like an enormous, muscular ellen degeneres."

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You know, I just want to let you guys know

"You know, I just want to let you guys know"

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That I love you girls so, so much.

"That I love you girls so, so much."

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You know, daddy will never leave you, right, girls?

"You know, daddy will never leave you, right, girls?"

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(girl) night-night, daddy.

"(girl) night-night, daddy."

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Gosh. Really makes you understand what he went through.

"Gosh. Really makes you understand what he went through."

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We can't let anything bad happen to him.

"We can't let anything bad happen to him."

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In here.

"In here."

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Oh...

"Oh..."

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We have to get terry off this case.

"We have to get terry off this case."

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What? Why?

"What? Why?"

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For having his year-long freak-out, but I get it now.

"For having his year-long freak-out, but I get it now."

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He has children. What happens to them if he gets hurt?

"He has children. What happens to them if he gets hurt?"

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Or his wife or other family or his more mature friends,

"Or his wife or other family or his more mature friends,"

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Why is this just hitting you now?

"Why is this just hitting you now?"

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He never takes them around the precinct for some reason.

"He never takes them around the precinct for some reason."

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[gasps] because of all the guns and danger.

"[gasps] because of all the guns and danger."

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If you have concerns, maybe you should talk to terry about it.

"If you have concerns, maybe you should talk to terry about it."

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No. And you can't either.

"No. And you can't either."

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It'll get in his head and freak him out.

"It'll get in his head and freak him out."

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Yeah, that's why I've never tried to develop an edge.

"Yeah, that's why I've never tried to develop an edge."

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You can't lose what you don't have.

"You can't lose what you don't have."

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Work. International taxes and tariffs.

"Work. International taxes and tariffs."

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