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Clips from The Simpsons - The Mansion Family (S11E11)

"Who's that fellow who always screws up and creates havoc?."
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"- Yes! The way I figure it, he's due for a good performance. - [ Groans ]"
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"Now, if the house catches fire..."
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"Don't worry about a thing! We'll take good care of your house!"
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"- I forgot my- - [ Chuckles ]"
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"Good Lord! This bedroom is as big as our house!"
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"- [ Bell Dings ] - Now I'm ready to hit the town."
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"Huh."
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"Uh."
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"Tsk-tsk-tsk. So many swears."
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"- [ Whinnying ] - I 'm Princess Margaret!"
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"- [ Chuckling ] - Don't you laugh, Fidel. I've been in the car with you."
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"Let's see. "Social Security number.""
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"Naught-naught-naught, naught-naught, naught-naught-naught-two."
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"[ Owl Hooting]"
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"Mom! Bart's making faces at me!"
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"I think."
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"[ Loudly ] Look how loud I have to yell!"
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"I know what the other 11 forks are for, but what do you do with this one?."
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"[ British Accent ] Why, Marge, I believe you're supposed to scratch your ass with it."
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"Homer, watch your la- Ohh!"
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"That's a lifesaver."
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"[ Groans ] Stop that! Cigars are for rich people and legendary comedians..."
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"Homer, did you jimmy open Mr. Burns' liquor cabinet?."
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""J jimmy" is such an ugly word, Marge..."
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"unless you're talking about Jimmy Smits. [ Lascivious Purr]"
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"- But house-sitting is a sacred- Hey! - [ Marge ] Stop swirling, Homer!"
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"Not you, not its rightful owner, not anybody."
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"T-I- and so on."
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"- Homer, who are you calling?. - Everybody! I found Burnsie's address book."
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"I called the New York Yankees and told them to bunt..."
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"and then I called the queen of England and asked her how it was going'."
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"- And. then I- - Well, don't run up Mr. Burns' phone bill."
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"Just a second, Marge. Hello?. Thailand?."
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"- Hey! - Homer, you've got to stop pretending this is your house."
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"- You're not a billionaire. - Gee. Way to burst my bubble, Marge."
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"All I'm saying is don't get too comfortable. Mr. Burns will be back tomorrow."
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"Marge, you're right. We do have to have a party!"
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"- What about par-tay?. - No par-tays, no shindigs, no keggers, no hootenannies..."
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"- no mixers, no raves, no box socials. - Damn!"
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"Now, Doctor, I want you to test me for everything..."
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"Well, isn't that odd?. It's like poking through meringue."
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"[ Whirring ]"
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"Mmm. Danish."
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"Huh?. If you can't sell beer, what are Lenny and Carl doin' here?."
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"When it gets to here, we can drink again."
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"Your rich Uncle Homer is throwing the wildest box social..."
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"the high seas have ever seen!"
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"- And you're invited. - Yeah! - All right!"
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"Oh, no, you don't! I'm not gonna let you trash Mr. Burns's yacht."
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"Marge, you know I normally listen to you, but I gotta seize this opportunity..."
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"just in case I never become a real billionaire."
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"- Hey! There's another way to get on the boat! - Whoo-hoo! [ Laughing ]"
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"Turn! Left! Boat go there!"
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"Don't worry, Mom. I'm sure he'll be okay."
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"The boat's going sideways!"
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"Well done, Mr. Lenny. Well done."
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"I can't sell you beer till we cross the line!"
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"Hey! [ Snickers ]"
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"We made it, son."
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"[ Whooping, Shouting ]"
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"Wow! You can do anything out here."
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"That's right. See that ship over there?."
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"[ Mooing ]"
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"Please accept these illegal fireworks with my blessing. Yarr!"
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"Oh, real mature, Lenny!"
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"Well, Doc, I think I did pretty well on my tests."
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"You may shake my hand if you like."
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"- Hysterical pregnancy?. - Uh, a little bit, yes."
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"Well, you'd think so, but all of your diseases are in perfect balance."
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"- Uh, if you have a moment, I can explain. - Well-"
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"Uh, that's influenza, that's bronchitis..."
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"Here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once."
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"We call it Three Stooges syndrome."
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"Honey, we want Mr. Burns to find this place exactly the way he left it."
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"- Whoa! - [ Glass Squeaking ]"
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"- ## [ Humming ] - [ Whimpers ]"
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"They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."
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"- Give it to him, boy! Give it to him! - [ Chittering ]"
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"Thrust! Parry! Stab, stab, stab, stab! [ Chuckles ] Oh, he ain't pretty no more."
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"- [ Bell Ringing ] - [ Bullhorn Squawks ]"
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"Hey, Coast Guard! Try and stop us now, you lousy Americans."
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"[ Man, Amplified Voice ] We can't hear you! Come 300 feet closer!"
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"Oh, really?. Then play some rock music."
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"## [ Iimitating Electric Guitar ]"
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"## [Joins In ]"
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"Come on, Bart! The Coast Guard's covering the "Doo"!"
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"# A do-do-do-do-do A do-do-do-do-do #"
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"# A do-do-do-do-do A do-do ##"
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"Looks like another homosexual party boat."
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"They always have such nice things."
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"Perhaps we should pay them a visit."
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"- A deadly visit?. - Well, let's play it by ear."
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"- # Oh, China Grove ## - Huh?. [ Laughing ]"
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"- Are you friendly pirates?. - Uh, not really, no."
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"They got my bus pass! They got my bus pass!"
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"So far, the nook is relatively- [ Yelling ] Oh, no! No, it isn't!"
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"Aye, aye, Captain."
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"- [ Bullhorn Squawks ] - Help! Pirates!"
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"Navy SEALs are on the way."
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"Oh, that would be just- Ohh."
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"You're just yanking my chain, aren't you?."
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"- Perhaps this foghorn will answer your question. - ## [ Horn, Mocking Tone ]"
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"Aha-ha! Prepare to die!"
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"I n the net, right?."
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"- Hey, you're in the net too. - I said, "Shut up, net-face"!"
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"Oh, we're gonna die, and I never tasted cantaloupe!"
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"Eh, you didn't miss much. Honeydew is the money melon."
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"For liability purposes, it is the ocean that will kill you, not us."
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"Hey, what do you know?. It floats."
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"What about the people on the bottom?."
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"They're the greatest heroes of all."
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"Hey! Something's clawing at my leg! Okay, it stopped."
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"I can't believe we scrubbed that old-man smell out of a hundred and thirty-seven rooms."
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"- Oh, and sorry about your news. - Thank you, sir."
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"Do they know how many eggs it laid in your brain?."
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"Echh! The foul stench of youth!"
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"Ming vase on narrow column not knocked down."
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"Priceless coins not used in vending machine. Yes, not bad!"
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"Mr.Burns Pirates caught your Yacht"
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