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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Girl Talk (S05E05)

"Dude, she's my sister."
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"I know her better than anyone."
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"She'd do anything to help us out here."
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"Erica's very upset and wants to talk to you."
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"Really, dude?"
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"I know you're her brother, but she's really pretty."
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"- [SIGHS] - Barry. I will say this once."
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"Leave my room, or I will end you."
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"Aww. You are so sweet."
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"Guys! She said, "Go for it.""
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"We're good to go."
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"Put Geoff back on the phone right now!"
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"Yo, Geoff, she says she loves you,"
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"and you're, like, totally the one."
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"I've been waiting for this moment!"
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"If you don't get out right now,"
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"so help me God, I will get on a bus and..."
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"No, you're the best."
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"Geoffrey, tackle Barry!"
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"- Love you. - Punch him in the nards!"
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"We officially have Erica's blessing."
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"Let's do this!"
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"Naked Rob, you and I shall play the board game"
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"where you literally become a woman..."
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""Girl Talk.""
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"Matthew, you take this Caboodle"
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"and make friendship bracelets for all."
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"One of you lucky bros is gonna get an anklet."
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"Andy, you read these Judy Blume books."
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"Soak up all the teenage lady writing"
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"and see if God ever responds to Margaret."
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"I hope it's a yes."
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"Geoff Schwartz, you take Erica's diary"
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"and read her inner-most secret girl thoughts."
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"She's never let me read it before!"
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"She finally trusts me!"
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"Gentlemen, our world changes today."
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"Let's get feminine."
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"Okay, our big commercial's all done."
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"Yep. There's no story, there's no effects,"
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"there's no artistic expression whatsoever."
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"I've never been more proud of the kid in my life!"
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"Are you looking for high-quality furniture"
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"at low prices?"
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"Come on down to the Ottoman Empire..."
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"Huh! Where I will personally fight high prices."
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"I am the Sofa Samurai,"
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"and I will erase the bloodlines of the competition!"
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"- [GRUNTS] - What the hell was that?"
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"Don't ask me! Marvin taped over my commercial!"
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"ADULT ADAM: And that's when things got weird."
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"My Uncle Marvin hijacked the commercial."
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"- He was a space man... - [LASER BLASTS]"
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"...who was a lifeguard..."
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"No credit? No problem!"
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"I'll save you!"
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"ADULT ADAM: ...who had a cyborg arm."
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"And I've been rebuilt by the government"
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"to fight crime and high prices."
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"ADULT ADAM: It was a disaster."
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"So, come on down to the Ottoman Empire."
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"And bring the kids."
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"They can swing my sword around and chop up stuff."
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"Ding! Freeze, freeze."
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"♪"
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"ADULT ADAM: It was classic Marvin,"
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"and my dad had seen enough."
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"How do you do it, Marvin?"
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"How do you literally screw up everything?"
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"What?!"
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"If anything, I spiced it up with swords"
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"and time travel and furniture girls."
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"What's their story?"
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"Tiffany and Megan. They're actually good people."
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"I hope you don't mind. I had to pay them in chairs."
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"I do mind!"
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"You can't just give away our furniture"
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"and promise that kids can play with swords!"
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"This is insane!"
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"I'm not airing this stupidity. Ever."
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"Oooooooooh."
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""Ooh"? What do you... What do you mean, "ooh"?"
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"What if I told you there was a world"
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"where people will see it or have absolutely seen it?"
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"- Which is it? - Both."
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"I knew that you wouldn't understand my vision, Mur,"
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"so I had to go "behind your back,""
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"and I handed it off to the local affiliates."
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"Wait. This already aired?!"
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"Okay, calm down. The man means well."
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"You realize that's the worst thing"
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"you can say about a person."
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"How is it bad if a man means well?"
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"Because it means he doesn't do well."
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"He's too busy being a moron."
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"That's it!"
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"I refuse to work for someone who thinks so little of me!"
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"Great. Then don't come in tomorrow."
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"- Are you firing me? - No, you just quit."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm just refusing to work."
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"- That is quitting. - Which I didn't do!"
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"Then fine. You're fired."
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"No, no, you can't fire me. I already quit."
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"Too late. I fired you first."
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"Okay, so rehire me so I can quit."
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"You're rehired. Go ahead and quit."
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"- I'm staying. - Then you're fired."
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"You would fire your own brother?"
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"I quit!"
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"- He means well. - [GROANS]"
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"As my uncle was quitting,"
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"Barry and his pals were ready to give up on girls."
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"Dude, "Girl Talk" sucks."
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"The only thing I've gotten from this game"
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"is a bunch of zit stickers."
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"And I admitted I had a crush on the hunky quarterback,"
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"and he's so not my type."
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"You need a guy who makes you laugh, man."
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"Andy? You have better luck with that Judy Blume book?"
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