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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Girl Talk (S05E05)

"You have no idea what women go through each month."
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"I mean, it's crazy."
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"It still won't help us get dates, but..."
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"it's crazy."
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"Maybe the ol' Bevernator can help you"
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"with your lady troubles."
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"Mom! Stop invading our privacy"
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"while we're invading Erica's privacy!"
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"Maybe this is a chance for our relationship"
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"- to change for the better. - It can't change."
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"Once you're a lame mom, you're always a lame mom."
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"Well, once you graduate from high school,"
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"you're not gonna need a mom anymore."
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"You're gonna need a friend who knows things."
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"I want to be that friend."
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"Your lady bro."
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"Dude, a lady bro is exactly what we need."
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"No. Last thing we need is for you"
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"to mom us up with corny mom advice."
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"That is quite possibly the most hurtful thing"
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"you've ever said to me."
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"I am so much more than just a mom."
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"Now eat your prunes"
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"so you can get your tummy engine cookin'."
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"No prunes!"
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"They're just so... wet."
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"It's been four days, Barry."
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"You need to make."
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"Mom. I'm fine."
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"You know, Essie Karp's nephew's son"
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"held it in for that long,"
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"and then he got on a ferry to Nantucket..."
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"I don't wanna hear this stupid mom story."
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"They had to turn the boat around, Barry."
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"I don't care about Essie's nephew's son!"
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"- A Coast Guard chopper was involved. - Mom."
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"- People were jumping into the ocean. - Mom!"
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"They had to decommission the boat."
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"- Mom!! - Because he didn't eat his prunes."
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"I think you've proven my point."
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"Well, suit yourself."
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"But just know that the most attractive trait in a man"
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"is when he makes on schedule."
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"No, Naked Rob! Drop the prunes!"
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"Oh, sorry, dude. I need these prunes,"
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"and I need a lady bro to help me get a lady, bro."
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"My mother is not the answer, Naked Rob."
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"Okay, see, that's the problem right there."
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"This whole naked thing, Robert."
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"Girls don't like it when you run up to them"
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"with no pants on."
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"Don't listen to her!"
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"Your nudity is your most redeeming quality."
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"So you're saying if I get dressed in the morning"
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"and stay that way all day,"
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"then women will be less revolted by me?"
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"I'm not just saying it. I know it."
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"Fine! But I guarantee this will not work."
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"♪"
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"Dude. I can't believe it."
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"My mom actually helped the guy."
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"Um, could you tell your friends to go?"
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"No, Debbie! I'm watching and learning."
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"Guys, please. This is a big moment for me."
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"Do you guys actually think my mom isn't just a mom?"
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"Accept it, man."
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"She's the answer to all our problems."
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"While Barry had to admit defeat,"
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"Uncle Marvin was ready to take a victory lap."
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"What's going on?"
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"Why are you here? I thought you quit."
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"[LAUGHS] Don't worry about me, Mur-Man."
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"I'm just here to let you know"
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"that I landed a sweet new job."
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"Oh, did you, now?"
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"Oh, yes, I did."
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"And I finally have a real boss..."
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"one that I can respect."
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"[PLAYS FANFARE]"
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"Make way..."
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"♪ For Formica Michael Mikowitz ♪"
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"Well, well, well."
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"What do we got here?"
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"A whole lot of crappy furniture with no one to buy it."
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"So, you're working for this putz now?"
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"That's right. I just snaked your top salesman."
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"- Must be killin' ya. - No, I'm good."
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"No, but he's your brother,"
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"and now he's working for me... the enemy."
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"Yeah, well, things happen."
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"Wow. That's, uh..."
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"That's not the reaction I was expecting."
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"[CHUCKLES] Look at him."
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"It's eating him up inside."
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"I don't know. He doesn't seem so put out by the whole thing."
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"Nah, nah, nah, nah. You don't know him like I do."
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"He is dying to take me back."
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"Okay. I'll come back."
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"Bup bup! Nope, you see the sign."
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"Says "no refunds on damaged goods.""
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"Hoo-hoo!"
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"[LAUGHING] Oh, he's such a faker."
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"This is gonna be great!"
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"I got concerns."
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"It had been two days since my Uncle Marvin's crazy commercial"
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"had aired, and when my dad arrived to work,"
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"he was surprised to find business was booming."
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"What's with all the people?"
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"It's Marvin's farkakte commercial."
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"I think it actually worked!"
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"No way. No one's here to see a sweaty samurai."
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"Hey, where's the Sofa Samurai?"
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"My kid wants to take a whack at this recliner"
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"with that katana."
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"Unfortunately, the Samurai is sick."
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"What? I drove two hours to get here."
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"Uh, which is why..."
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"you're looking at the Mattress Magician!"
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"What's that behind your ear, huh?"
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"Don't touch my son."
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