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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Artificial Emotional Intelligence (S05E05)

"to complete market dominance."
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"- It looks like a penis. - Yes... Yes, it does."
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"I made her! I can do anything I want with her!"
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"Yes. Nothing."
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"We need action."
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"Look, Laurie has installed herself as Eklow's interim CEO."
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"Ah, understood. Keep trying, please."
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"Somebody shattered the toilet."
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"have to get that repaired, won't we?"
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"- Richard? - Yes?"
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"That's my move."
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"It isn't easy, is it?"
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"I think perhaps I may have"
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"Yes."
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"Things are changing in China now, Gavin."
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"As you see, we provide a series"
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"In addition to all the good food"
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"Any questions?"
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"the more sustainable over time."
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"Over time? No, no."
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"The Box Three has a very limited window of profitability."
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"I need you focused on making as many of them as possible,"
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"Okay."
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"But there's gotta be like a middle ground here."
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"The children from our daycare center have"
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"Almost done."
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"Literally everyone."
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"- Almost there. - I'm sure it'll be worth the wait."
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"Hey, guys. How's the code sprint going?"
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"T-minus Dinesh."
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"I made some judicious edits to capture your voice,"
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"No, no, no, no, don't."
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"Sort of."
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"Uh, Gilfoyle, is there a secure way"
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"while still limiting and controlling"
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"I could create a credit system."
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"Wait, I'm sorry, Richard. Who would these credits be for?"
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"Laurie Bream. She made herself CEO of Eklow."
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"More work. Fantastic."
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"Done!"
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"- Code sprint over. - _"
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"Okay."
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"Laugh it up, Gilf."
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"You mean who made "fewer" errors?"
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"Oh, you think you're so clever."
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"The hare."
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"Guys? No, no, no. We talked about this. Remember?"
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"You're both senior management now."
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"Okay? Your code will be subject to private review."
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"No. No, no, no, not private."
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"a little cocksmanship was a fun diversion."
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"but now you're giving our resources to her."
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"For Laurie?"
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"you might have allowed your emotions"
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"to cloud your business instincts?"
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"Which will play out very nicely when we negotiate our series B."
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"Doubtless you've noticed"
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"You think I didn't love making your tea?"
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"Well, I am available."
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"Sir, Richard Hendricks just posted"
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"so now there might be two companies"
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"Good luck. HooliMaps says dim sum is that way."
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"Hurry, hurry! Come on! Don't lose him."
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"'Cause I crushed it so hard?"
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"I'm not gonna beg. I'm not gonna beg."
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"I swear I won't tell anyone."
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"I want you all to look at him."
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"Bullshit."
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"- Says who? - Danny told me. He wasn't supposed to."
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"I feel bad for gloating."
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"In all seriousness, that means a lot to me."
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"I'll take you to a nice restaurant."
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"Your favorite kind of restaurant."
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"Yes?"
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"So..."
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"checking in on the restore."
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"Put him on the phone sheet. Next?"
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"to help a fellow colleague"
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"Ariel was apprehended this morning"
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"therefore no need for your compute credits."
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"I was helping you."
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"I consumed two egg whites"
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"and a green bean and regained my composure."
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"to the next fucking highest bidder..."
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"You need to work on this."
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"Or I may have serious doubts"
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"about granting you your series B."
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"I've heard that."
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"Free rent."
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"Try something else."
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"Do you like octopus?"
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"I do."
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"Wait, what did you do there?"
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"Why? That wouldn't work."
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"It works. Works fine."
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"Holy shit! Holy fucking shit!"
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"I want to share in your excitement, sir,"
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"Is that what's happening?"
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"Pixar's hit animated motion picture "Toy Story.""
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"Were you guys talking about"
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"All you have to do"
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"He said, "If oil company wants to buy your house,"
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"Just name your price."
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"So, uh..."
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"were the only people that talked to her"
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"Richard, she's stolen property."
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"And she's worth a fortune."
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"Twelve times 157 is 1,884."
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"Hey Siri, what's 12 times 157?"
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"You were right. I was lacking in emotional discipline."
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"I'm leaving my emotions off the fucking table, baby!"
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"- Okay, but... - Laurie's gonna get her robot back."
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"After she gives us something in return."
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"Oh, you bet your fucking ass, I'll hold."
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"I'm not asking you to cut off his testicles"
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"and shove 'em down his throat,"
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"and you have no connections to the Party?"
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"Come on!"
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"or I'm pulling my box contract"
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"in this part of the world with cheap labor pools."
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