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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Artificial Emotional Intelligence (S05E05)

"I'll see what I can do."
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"Jared, I told Laurie"
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"that we'd get Fiona back to Eklow around 9:00."
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"a campfire smells sad"
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"and exciting at the same time."
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"to a robot?"
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"Fiona, would you excuse us for a second?"
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"like the one I've been having with her"
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"It's funny."
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"I've been feeling irritable and short-tempered"
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"and here I am on no sleep at all"
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"onto the robot?"
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"Her name is Fiona."
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"Wait, wait, wait. Okay."
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"Oh! Or it could be "Duck Duck Goofs.""
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"Did Gilfoyle really..."
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"The code contest, no."
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"But, while you were running around"
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"it is I who am the tortoise."
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"by saying something sexually demeaning or racist."
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"Fun at my expense."
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"Now if it's alright with upper management,"
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"Assholes."
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"I wanna fire Danny."
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"We are at Eklow Labs."
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"The site of my creation."
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"And a horrible way to make a living."
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"Speaking of... as promised."
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"Congratulations, Richard."
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"See? Silver lining."
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"Come on, let's..."
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"What do you say we go to the office"
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"and you can make me some tea?"
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"That might make you feel better?"
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"to hand over the company and leave town immediately."
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"You see, my company will be too busy"
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"built on a radically better technology that I now own"
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"Oh, the children have returned to sing for you."
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"_"
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"a bunch of free compute power in our network?"
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"Ugh. Gross."
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"Can you please tell me what you are going to do"
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"I wanna move up our launch so we can beat this asshole to market."
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"And Laurie's not gonna be able to weigh in on this"
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"We put 112 million of our dollars into a company"
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"whose creepy CEO just fled with its most valuable asset."
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"Ariel and that robot could be anywhere."
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"to repair all the holes"
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"What?"
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"Oh.."
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"Thank you for saying that, yeah."
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"There are many reforms."
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"of Tai Chi and movement classes,"
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"Ah, our nutrition center."
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"This concludes our tour."
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"and climbing walls, I would've stayed home,"
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"or gone to fucking Denmark."
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"This is the new China."
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"as fast as possible."
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"Gavin."
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"of worker suicides."
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"Are you done with... your chunk yet?"
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"47 engineers finished."
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"You."
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"And per your text, he posted a well-crafted cease and desist"
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"- I'm just trying to help her out. - Pardon?"
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"Done! I am done!"
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"Whoo!"
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"Uh, congratulations, everybody."
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"But the second these results go up,"
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"Who made less errors."
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"Right before it was defeated by the tortoise."
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"Everyone has to know that I'm better than Gilfoyle."
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"But the entire engineering team's morale"
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"Danny over there is going to be reviewing your code,"
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"You went to see Laurie to get money from her"
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"Well, honestly Jared, she was a mess."
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"which the doctors should have really caught"
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"But do you think in this instance,"
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"If you wanna work the corner,"
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"you can't fall in love every time you turn a trick."
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"to cultivate more emotional self-control,"
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"- obviously I do have some experience. - You do?"
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"Uh, no... no, I can't... honestly say that I have."
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"for the good of the company."
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"Jared, look, um,"
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"Got it."
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"Are you fucking kidding me?"
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"Right turn, please."
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"He did better than me?"
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"But not by a lot, right?"
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"He kicked my ass?"
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"Just fucking tell me how much he kicked my ass by."
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"You just have to swear not to tell anyone, okay?"
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"Hateful pile of trash."
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"What the fuck is going on?"
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"I don't know what to tell you."
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"And it's "fewer" errors."
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"- Congratulations. - _"
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"Thank you."
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"struck one of your employees with my car earlier"
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"and it's a personal habit of mine to make things right."
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"In fact, sometimes going out of your way"
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"he just bought from Laurie Bream."
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"There was, however, no sign of Fiona."
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"Okay, but, I gave you those credits as a gift."
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"You were vomiting, remember?"
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"I mean, to even operate an online platform"
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"you need a government-issued ICP license, right?"
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"Maybe we'll quit."
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"- but I really don't follow. - That guy in there,"
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"But it does. He showed me the demo."
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"I wrote that patent, Hoover!"
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"I've got a hundred engineers back at Hooli"
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"just stumbled into it."
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"I need that kid's code."
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"George "Error" Martin."
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"You know, Jared was right."
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"I showed compassion to someone who deserves none."
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"Alright? It's what makes her such a great VC."
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