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Clips from Scrubs - Our New Girl-Bro (S09E09)

"LUCY: I've finally figured out the key"
Scrubs
"(LAUGHS)"
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"Sorry, Dad, but since it's out there, hot damn."
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"Oh, good. Dr. Turk."
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"- Did you get a chance to check them? - He's gone, Lucy."
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"Your stupid name took my head right to "turkey,""
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"a jar of cranberry sauce and some dry stuffing."
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"You and J.D. Had a pillow-fight club?"
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"Great effort in the sack last night."
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"- Crap, I'm gonna be late for class. - Drew, wait."
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"- You missed your... - Yeah."
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"- I hate you, don't touch me. - Fair enough."
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"- Bunch of crap to do. You cool here? - No, just a second. You're leaving?"
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"- His daddy built the hospital. - Fair enough."
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"but I think we could get arrested."
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"Here we go."
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"Let's see what's next. Oh, she's back! Back in action!"
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"(ALL EXCLAIMING)"
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"- (SIGHING) That stinks. - Yeah."
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"- What were we talking about? - I don't remember."
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"Maybe my problem is that I've been trying to do too much."
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"I've decided to do some optional shadowing of Dr. Cox"
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"that make me crave the sweet taste of a hollow-point bullet?"
Scrubs
"Let's just forget for a second that you sprained your wrist punching a wall."
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"She went toe-to-toe with Dr. Cox."
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"Yeah, but the bottom line is, I admitted her, so she's mine."
Scrubs
"Hmm."
Scrubs
"What? I don't... He's wearing scrubs."
Scrubs
"(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)"
Scrubs
"and when that jar gets nice and full,"
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"Dude, how much fun is she in the sack?"
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"- Can you believe that? - Oh, I do. The chops are awesome."
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"Okay, you're losing it."
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"and I just pictured you as my little sister and I'm starting to lose it."
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"Son, that is the first honest thing you've ever said to me."
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"- for a dad? - No, my father was so super-sweet"
Scrubs
"Like an elderly shut-in talking to a telemarketer."
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"Someone to pal around with at the hospital."
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"I am so ready to take this relationship to the next level."
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"I stage-managed the Midwestern leg of the '05 tour."
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"Why am I here, again?"
Scrubs
"Talking about soup."
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"You're not taking this seriously, are you?"
Scrubs
"(GROANING)"
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"LUCY: And she was a lying, selfish jerk."
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"so yeah, I think she called you a buttmunch."
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"I'm Drew, by the way."
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"Don't even know what that is."
Scrubs
"Please tell me you're not another one of Dr. Turk's gentleman suitors."
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"Volunteering at physical therapy. I'm stretching Mr. Biegel's hamstring."
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"Luckily, there is a different one on every nine seconds."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING IN HEADPHONES)"
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"(MOUTHING)"
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"- I would have been called. - Stop making excuses."
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"Cole's been really stepping up, showing some promise."
Scrubs
"Mr. Valdez is gonna need another surgery, huh?"
Scrubs
"I'm definitely in. She's so nice it makes me want to cut her throat."
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"Lucy, Miss Simmons needs a new IV placed."
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"(WHISPERS) One second."
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"But here's the crazy thing about being a doctor."
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"Or find someone to make the day-to-day hell bearable."
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"(ALARM BEEPING)"
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"to getting everything done at medical school."
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"Do a bunch of things at once and never sleep."
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"Hey, Dad. Don't have a lot of time for our daily update, but here goes."
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"School's hard, dorm's gross, not really dating,"
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"but I am having my "lady needs" tended to"
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"by a handsome young stallion."
Scrubs
"Wow, just remembered who I'm talking to."
Scrubs
"I am in the middle of a real sexual awakening right now. Hmm?"
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"Yeah, that's about enough for me today, too. Talk to you tomorrow."
Scrubs
"Baby, what's up? It's 5:30."
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"I have nine thousand things to do. Go back to sleep."
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"Girl, once you wake up the troops, you gotta storm the beach."
Scrubs
"You know what? You are actually on my to-do list."
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"Yeah."
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"The iliohypogastric and ilioinguinal nerves innervate the groin region."
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"God, I'm great at study-walking."
Scrubs
"I scanned those slides for your lung lecture and I e-mailed them to you."
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"He's gone."
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"LUCY: Yesterday was Dr. Dorian's last day."
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"Dr. Turk was taking it pretty hard."
Scrubs
"(SINGING)"
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"He done gone to Zion."
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"What?"
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"Hey, Turk. Okay, this is why pregnancy sucks."
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"because I have been craving the hell out of Thanksgiving food all week."
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"This morning I actually pounded"
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"It was like a holiday, only much, much sadder."
Scrubs
"You want to talk about sad?"
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"I spent the whole morning moping around 'cause J.D. Wasn't here."
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"- Took me about an hour to get out of it. - Oh, he said to say he misses you."
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"- He did? - Yeah."
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"(TURK GASPS)"
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"It's okay, it's okay."
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"He reacted the same way when he got your muffin basket."
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"Look, Turk, I know that you're hurting,"
Scrubs
"but you're gonna find someone else here to ride the eagle with."
Scrubs
"Elliot, you don't ride the eagle. You eagle."
Scrubs
"You choose toe or thumb. You join Fight Club with Pillows."
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"First rule of Pillow Fight Club, you don't talk..."
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"- Yeah, I get it. - No, I don't think you do."
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"Elliot. Elliot, please don't say anything."
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"Hey, Turkleton. I know what it's like to lose a friend."
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"I lost my good buddy Steve back in Korea."
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"- Sir, that was a horrible war. - Yes, it was,"
Scrubs
"but I'm talking about a family trip we took to the '88 Olympics."
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"I suggested a wife-swap to Steve, and things got pretty weird."
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"Yes, it was an amazing night,"
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"but was it worth it to lose a good friend over?"
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"Probably."
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"Just remember, when I say, "I hate you, don't touch me,""
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"- it's not about you, it's about all men. - Cool."
Scrubs
"There's something I have to tell you. I'm late, too."
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"Oh, my God."
Scrubs
"(DENISE LAUGHING)"
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"I'm kidding. Your face looks so dumb right now."
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"- Why would you do that to me? - I'm bored."
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"You're lucky I vibe on crazy."
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"Now then, today we will be looking at patients with pancreatic disorders."
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