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Clips from Family Guy - Petarded (S04E04)

"Hi, Joseph"
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"Can he still drive a car? Can he drink at a bar?"
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"Will they let him have kids? Is his life on the skids?"
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"Hello, Mrs. Griffin, it's your neighbor, Quagmire"
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"Now that Peter's mental You probably have some needs"
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"He's retarded Peter is"
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"Peter, relax. It's for liability reasons."
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"I kind of get the helmet. But what's with the water wings?"
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"Like something could happen..."
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"Get me out!"
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"These water wings didn't help at all."
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"This is the worst day of my life."
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"Now, there are plenty of people who have had worse days."
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"A parking ticket. I was gone five minutes."
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"How could this day get any worse?"
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"Oh, no!"
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"I wish I could just close my eyes and make all this go away."
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"Peter, look out!"
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"Holy crap!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Mr. Tucker, are you all right?"
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"Do I look like I'm all right? My back is broken and my leg is twisted!"
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"Well, she was already dead, but that doesn't excuse..."
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"- Yeah. - Well, then don't worry about it."
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"Oh, my God. I could get away with anything."
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""And on the sixth day, God said:"
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""'Let the Earth bring forth the living creatures and... "'"
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"- Sorry. Retarded. - That's okay then."
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"- Don't know any better. - Bless your heart."
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"Jeez, didn't you hear me a second ago? I'm retarded."
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"You're just curious."
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"Well, let me show you how everything works down there."
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"Hey, everyone."
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"Say hello to my state-appointed inspirational social worker, Vern."
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"It's truly a pleasure to meet you all."
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"Hey, Peter, looks like you've got yourself one super family."
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"So, Vern, what exactly is it that you do?"
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"High five! All right!"
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"Done."
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"- Peter! - What? I don't know any better."
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"You are really starting to take advantage of this whole situation."
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"This man seems bent on diluting the already watered-down significance..."
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"of the elevated hand slap."
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"All right, you're gonna love this. So... Hang on a sec."
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"Hey, what are you guys talking about?"
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"I was just telling a joke."
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"Excuse me, pardon me, coming through. Special needs."
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"Give me that."
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"Sorry, folks. Oh, my God. Is that what my voice sounds like?"
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"You know what? I'm just gonna get my own food."
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"- Peter, get back here. - No freaking way."
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"Lois, you look worse than that Rocky Dennis kid from Mask."
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"Rocky, I don't even know what you look like."
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"- Can I touch your face? - Of course, Diana."
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, God. What is this?"
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"What is all this?"
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"I'm beautiful on the inside."
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"Oh, God, what have I done? I'm the worst husband ever."
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"Make that the worst father ever."
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"Hi, I'm Agent Jessup from Child Services. I'm here to take your kids away."
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"What? Why?"
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"Because you're mentally unfit to take care of them."
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"No way!"
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"- Oh, my God. - Finally."
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"I can't believe they took the kids away."
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"Have a good sleep."
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"She's attractive enough..."
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"Chris?"
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"I'll tell you tomorrow."
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"Thanks for letting my friends sleep over, Mr. Brown."
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"No problem, Meg."
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"If y'all get hungry, there's some cottage cheese in the fridge."
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"I'm gonna get me a spoonful now before y'all have at it."
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"Oh, my God. Craig Hoffman's new car is so cool."
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"Oh, my God. Totally. I love the color."
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"Really? What color is it?"
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"It's like blue, kind of blue-green."
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"one time when he was a freshman."
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"- Doesn't his dad live in Hartford? - I think so."
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"My aunt Sheila lives in Hartford."
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"They have a mall there that's pretty cool. It's part underground."
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"Damn it, you guys are boring the crap out of me."
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"It's stupid, mindless chatter, is what it is."
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"I'm just gonna go back to my place and rent a dirty movie."
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"That was weird. Oh, well. Hey, let's compare breasts."
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"so, I'm just gonna..."
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"There we go."
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"Oh, God. Hang on!"
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"The doctors still don't know how much longer she's gonna have to be here."
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"I feel horrible, Brian."
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"I put Lois in the hospital, and I lost the kids."
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"This is turning out worse than Stewie's iPod commercial."
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"Peter, you just need to show what a good father you are."
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"Then you can get the kids back from Cleveland."
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"Wait a second, Brian. You're right."
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"This plan is so perfect, it's retarded."
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"Good evening. I'm Dan Rather."
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"And tonight on CBS News..."
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"several of Saddam's southern settlement squatters."
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"I'm Dan Rather."
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"All right, come on, ladies. Right this way."
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"This'll show them that Cleveland's not fit to be a parent."
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"So, tell me, is there any tread left on the tires at all?"
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"Agent Jessup, look at all these prostitutes."
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"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven"
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"This is a shakedown."
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"Mr. Griffin, this isn't going to work."
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"Yeah. Peter, you and five of those prostitutes, get out."
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"So, in conclusion, Peter Griffin, you've inspired me..."
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"to distrust all mentally challenged parents."
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"Thank you, Your Honor."
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"Your Honor, I would like to call to the stand my surprise witness..."
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"The Ghost That Never Lies."
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"But I'm the only one who can see him and hear him..."
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"so I'll let everyone know what he's saying and doing."
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"Overruled. I'll allow it."
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"You better be going somewhere with this, Mr. Griffin."
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"Thank you, Your Honor."
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"did you witness the events that took place on that fateful day?"
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