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Clips from Family Guy - Petarded (S04E04)

"It seems today that all you see"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"All the things that make us"
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"So the government is trying a new tactic. They've hired Jeff Gillooly."
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"Okay, Joe. Right foot, green."
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"Yes! I am the king!"
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"It makes us all feel a little less guilty."
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"Peter, is it safe to be firing real guns at each other in the house?"
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"All right, all right, nobody fire at Lois. She's scared."
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"Well, now that the mess is cleaned up and we're back from the emergency room..."
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"it's time for the last game of the night, Trivial Pursuit."
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"Man, I hate Trivial Pursuit. Always makes me feel so stupid."
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"Oh, screw you!"
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"- Cadmium? - Sorry, tungsten."
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"Okay, here we go. "What color is a fire truck?""
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"Good thing I just watched that National Geographic special on fire trucks."
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"I think that was the Council of Trent."
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"The answer is Phyllis Diller."
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"Wow. Okay."
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"Fantastic Four."
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"That's right. You win, Peter. You did it."
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"My dad's smarter than your dad."
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"It is 3:30 in the morning. I am very tired."
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"I agree. Shallow and pedantic."
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"I agree as well. Shallow and pedantic."
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"Everything all right. Peter?"
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"Well, Lois, since you asked, I find this meatloaf rather shallow and pedantic."
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"Okay, you know what? Fine, you are a genius, Peter."
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"As a matter of fact, let's make it official."
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"Perhaps."
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"A dog says..."
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"A cow says..."
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"Congratulations."
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"So, as you can see, you are just over the line of mental retardation."
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"The day I'm corrected by a..."
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"So, listen."
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, my God, what are they doing?"
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"I mean, what's the purpose... Shiny red ball."
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"- Shoot. - Well, you know, I took this test..."
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"Now you're just splitting hairs."
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"Hi, Cleveland"
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"Have you heard? Peter Griffin is slow"
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"He's retarded Peter is"
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"He's retarded Peter is slow"
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"Griffin. Party of two."
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"Now, let's just try to enjoy our meal."
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"Wait a minute. You're Peter Griffin, the retarded fellow."
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"I'm here to lend a hand to my main man, Peter."
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"- Right, Peter? - Right."
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"Peter, I don't like this."
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"Peter's just expressing himself."
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"High five for expressing yourself, Peter."
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"High five! All right!"
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"- Psych. - Damn!"
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"I look even more foolish than when I was at that cocktail party."
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"So, the bartender looks around and says:"
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""What'll you two fine gentlemen have?""
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"All right, my first trip to a fast-food joint as a retarded guy."
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"Yeah, I'll have a... Is this thing on?"
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"Attention, restaurant customers. Testicles. That is all."
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"Am I touching the outside of a house?"
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"Oh, God! You're a monster."
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"What is this now? Does your face have a pelvis?"
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"Well, at least Cleveland offered to take care of them."
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"Sorry you have to share a bed, boys. I'm a little short on space."
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"Hey, Chris..."
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"She used to be in movies, but she's not in movies anymore."
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"but when she smiles, you see too much gum."
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"Not a good tooth-to-gum ratio."
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"It's the same color as his eyes."
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"Wow. I bet he looks so hot driving it."
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"I heard he bought it from his dad."
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"You know what I'm gonna do?"
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"This is ridiculous."
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"Lois? Hey, how you doing, honey?"
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"Listen, there's no toilet paper in the bathroom..."
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"And the best way to do that is to show what a terrible father Cleveland is."
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"Or at this point, would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
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"And thank you, Agent Jessup, for your comically misleading remarks."
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"Mr. Griffin, do you have anything to say in your defense..."
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"as to why this court should return custody of your children to you?"
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"And, do you see the culprit or culprits in this courtroom today?"
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"I just want them back, Your Honor, and you're the only one who can help me."
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"In fact, if I could..."
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"Unfortunately, as far as I know, no such place exists."
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"So I have no choice but to set you free."
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"It was prison you were thinking of. Prison."
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"This is probably evidence."
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"You think it was cheese?"
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"'Cause I got a little problem with cheese."
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"Yeah, well, can you bring it over to me?"
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"You know what? Forget it. I'll take care of this, okay?"
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"I don't know what else to do, Brian."
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"And the doctors say I'll smell like French fries for the next six months."
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"Above all you dumb brainy smarties."
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"Oh, God. Nobody move."
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"- What is it? - Nothing. Nothing. I'll get it."
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"Thanks for including my civil rights board game..."
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"Man, does anyone ever win at this game?"
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"Yeah, yeah. Yeah, now, Lois. This is not a race."
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"Peter, you do know that all your questions were incredibly easy."
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"- Is that healthy? - What's the worst that could happen?"
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"you might want to get yourself tested."
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"Well, excuse me for being retarded."
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"Black is east, up is white."
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"Yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this."
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"Peter, I'm not retarded. I'm handicapped."
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"Oh, my God! Your hooker's dead."
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"Okay, so these two black guys walk into a bar, and the bartender looks..."
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"And they paid their tab and couldn't have been more courteous."
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"It's all whiney and nasally."
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"whatever happened to Geena Davis?"
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"Yeah, I remember his dad dropped him off at school in it..."
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"Ghost That Never Lies..."
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"Well, would you kindly point him or them out for this court?"
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"Oh, my Lord. Look who's here."
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