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Clips from Family Guy - Petarded (S04E04)

"You did? Well, how interesting."
Family Guy
"You do?"
Family Guy
"Don't point at me, you jackass!"
Family Guy
"Well, if there's nothing further, I hereby sentence..."
Family Guy
"Wait, wait, wait. Your Honor, there is something further."
Family Guy
"Look, I know I screwed up big time."
Family Guy
"But I only did it so I could get my kids back."
Family Guy
"I love them."
Family Guy
"And I think it's a bum rap that just because I'm retarded..."
Family Guy
"that makes me an unfit parent."
Family Guy
"but they get to keep their kids."
Family Guy
"Bing Crosby, Joan Crawford. I think the Ramseys still got one left."
Family Guy
"Are you kidding? You're a monster."
Family Guy
"I would put you in a place where you would be removed from the general public."
Family Guy
"Perhaps locked in a big, secure building with other dangerous people..."
Family Guy
"for a pre-determined period of time..."
Family Guy
"based on the nature and degree of your offense."
Family Guy
"Does that mean I get my kids back?"
Family Guy
"Absolutely not. Case closed."
Family Guy
"Oh, crap!"
Family Guy
"I already banged the hammer."
Family Guy
"And now, back to Jake and the Fatman."
Family Guy
"What do you think was in that Danish?"
Family Guy
"Hey, I'm talking about evidence here. There's lipstick on it."
Family Guy
"I can't move it. This is a crime scene."
Family Guy
"Well, can you describe it to me?"
Family Guy
"Just let me close my eyes for a minute."
Family Guy
"Look, I know his wife is a smoker."
Family Guy
"Just yesterday, when we saw her at the country club..."
Family Guy
"she had a cigarette in her hand."
Family Guy
"What, so that's it, Peter? You're just giving up?"
Family Guy
"I guess we're never gonna be a family again."
Family Guy
"- Hi, Peter. - Oh, my God, Lois."
Family Guy
"- You're all better. - That's right."
Family Guy
"I'll enjoy that."
Family Guy
"And, Peter, I got a surprise for you."
Family Guy
"You got the kids back."
Family Guy
"I love you so much, delicious French-fry wife."
Family Guy
"Now we can live with you again even though you're a dangerous retard."
Family Guy
"Don't say "retard," Chris. We prefer to be called "little people. ""
Family Guy
"Because there's nothing wrong with being mentally challenged."
Family Guy
"In fact, I've learned that we are superior people."
Family Guy
"Someday, you will beg us for mercy and we will consider it."
Family Guy
"Isn't it wonderful that everything's back to normal?"
Family Guy
"Yeah."
Family Guy
"All right, one, two, three, go!"
Family Guy
"More stupid than that time you locked your keys out of the car?"
Family Guy
"You ever heard of the MacArthur genius grant?"
Family Guy
"- Hey, Stewie, high five. - Well, it's about time."
Family Guy
"Mr. Griffin, we've been expecting you."
Family Guy
"Hey, look over here on the carpet. That's a cigarette butt."
Family Guy
"What's the story, morning glory? What's the word, hummingbird?"
Family Guy
"Oh, no. Just..."
Family Guy
"Yeah, but, Rocky, there's a limit."
Family Guy
"or that Felix Unger-ish way you clear your sinuses."
Family Guy
"Well, game night was a success."
Family Guy
"Okay, I wanna say "who. ""
Family Guy
"Hey! Hey! Somebody! Hey!"
Family Guy
"All right, Cloris Leachman, I've bought you legally."
Family Guy
"Now juggle these beanbags."
Family Guy
"have hired a bulldozer with a drunk driver to level half of his house..."
Family Guy
"Hey, it's Peter Griffin."
Family Guy
"Well, you did order the soup."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute. You mean you're not even gonna call the cops?"
Family Guy
"High five! All right!"
Family Guy
"The fryolator. I am so taking this."
Family Guy
"That's awesome."
Family Guy
"seven Saudi soldiers sodomize..."
Family Guy
"Seven. Seven prostitutes."
Family Guy
"Objection, Your Honor. This is ridiculous."
Family Guy