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Clips from Family Guy - Petarded (S04E04)

"There are plenty of unfit parents out there who aren't retarded..."
Family Guy
"What do you say?"
Family Guy
"Okay, Brian, "Name the 16th century ecumenical body..."
Family Guy
"No, no, no, it's this."
Family Guy
"Bible fight!"
Family Guy
"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
Family Guy
"Laugh and cry"
Family Guy
"He's a family guy"
Family Guy
"Peter, this game night was a great idea."
Family Guy
"Yeah, this will be a lot more fun than last Saturday..."
Family Guy
"when we went to see The Vagina Monologues."
Family Guy
"So, in international news, no luck yet finding Osama bin Laden."
Family Guy
"Gillooly."
Family Guy
"Sorry, I guess that joke was not so fresh, but you know..."
Family Guy
"All right, let's do it!"
Family Guy
"in the game night rotation, guys."
Family Guy
"We're always happy to play Two Decades of Dignity."
Family Guy
"For whistling at a white woman, go directly to jail."
Family Guy
"You don't win. You just do a little better each time."
Family Guy
"Okay, everybody, time for paintball."
Family Guy
"I forgot to pick up the paintball guns."
Family Guy
"Well, we could use these. I brought them from the office."
Family Guy
"Missed, you ass."
Family Guy
"- Damn it, Peter, that hurt. - Relax, Quagmire."
Family Guy
"You're doing better than Peter Weller from the opening scene of RoboCop."
Family Guy
"Damn it!"
Family Guy
"Hey, sir! Sir, you see those keys there? Sir!"
Family Guy
"All right, Brian, this one's for you."
Family Guy
""What naturally occurring element has the highest melting point of all metals?""
Family Guy
"Dumb ass. My turn. What do you got?"
Family Guy
"Oh, God, I always get these."
Family Guy
"Okay, all right, fire truck."
Family Guy
"Fire truck, fire truck, fire truck, fire truck, what color are those red fire trucks?"
Family Guy
"Oh, God, I can picture them now, all red and everything."
Family Guy
"That's right, Peter, they are red."
Family Guy
"Lois, what are you doing?"
Family Guy
"I switched Peter's questions to the pre-school edition."
Family Guy
"Just to let him have his moment."
Family Guy
"A solitary killer, the fire truck stalks its prey."
Family Guy
"The fire truck can consume eight times its body weight."
Family Guy
"The ambulances will have to wait their turn."
Family Guy
""that marked a major turning point for Christianity in Europe. ""
Family Guy
"You could not be more wrong."
Family Guy
"- Peter, you're reading the pink... - My turn."
Family Guy
"Okay, Peter, this is for the win."
Family Guy
""Say the word 'what. "'"
Family Guy
"This really separates the men from the boys."
Family Guy
"Peter, just say "what. ""
Family Guy
"Oh, boy."
Family Guy
"Fantastic Four, steak, steak, steak, steak, a small amount of peas."
Family Guy
"Is it "what?""
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! I won. I won!"
Family Guy
"- We have the same dad, idiot. - Yeah, but mine's smarter."
Family Guy
"What a feeling."
Family Guy
"This is even better than that time I met Timer the Cheese Guy."
Family Guy
"I hanker for a hunk of A slab or slice or chunk of"
Family Guy
"I hanker for a hunk of cheese"
Family Guy
"When your get-up-and-go has got up and went"
Family Guy
"Howdy, pardner."
Family Guy
"Pardon me, sir. I live next door."
Family Guy
"Look, a wagon wheel."
Family Guy
"What the hell is your problem?"
Family Guy
"I just smoked a whole bunch of crack."
Family Guy
"Good night, losers."
Family Guy
"Yeah, easy for me. Good night, morons."
Family Guy
"You ever stop and think, "Wow, I'm married to that guy"?"
Family Guy
"No, I just repress it."
Family Guy
"I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor"
Family Guy
"I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor"
Family Guy
"I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor"
Family Guy
"Oh, oh, oh, I'm a tumor"
Family Guy
"The administration's plan for peace in the Middle East is shallow and pedantic."
Family Guy
"What is this, you're gonna talk down to everyone..."
Family Guy
"just because you won a game of Trivial Pursuit?"
Family Guy
"Perhaps."
Family Guy
"Well, if you qualify as a genius..."
Family Guy
"the Foundation will give you a $500,000 grant..."
Family Guy
"just to sit around and do whatever you want."
Family Guy
"Wow! Imagine what a genius like me could do with all that money."
Family Guy
"I don't know how to juggle..."
Family Guy
"God help you, Cloris! Juggle the beanbags!"
Family Guy
"You may begin your exam now."
Family Guy
"Of course, of course."
Family Guy
"Well, here they are, Brian. My test results. Read them and weep."
Family Guy
"Peter, according to this, you're not a genius."
Family Guy
"In fact, you're mentally retarded."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah? Well, would a mentally retarded guy..."
Family Guy
"in celebration of his fantastic test results?"
Family Guy
"Maybe."
Family Guy
"Uh-oh."
Family Guy
"Don't you mean, just under the line?"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry. Just please trust the analysis."
Family Guy
"Hello. Sally?"
Family Guy
"That's right, senior prom. Yeah. Yeah, it's been a while, yeah."
Family Guy
"I just found out I'm retarded."
Family Guy
"And I'm just calling to let you know..."
Family Guy
"Peter, mental retardation usually happens before you're born."
Family Guy
"It isn't something you can catch. Don't you think you're overreacting?"
Family Guy
"My whole world has been turned upside down."
Family Guy
"You know, Peter, I hate to say "I told you so" about not being a genius, but..."
Family Guy
"yeah! In your... face,!"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry about that."
Family Guy
"I can't believe this is happening to me. I can never go back to school again."
Family Guy
"Oh, yes, Meg, yes."
Family Guy
"Yes, this is the thing that will ruin your reputation."
Family Guy
"Not your years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces..."
Family Guy
"Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight."
Family Guy
"Peter, you're still you."
Family Guy
"No piece of paper from the city is gonna tell me..."
Family Guy
"you're any different from the man I married."
Family Guy
"And your life's not gonna change because of it."
Family Guy
"What is that?"
Family Guy
"Why are they trying to publicly humiliate me like this?"
Family Guy
"Peter, watch out!"
Family Guy
"So what can I do for you, Peter?"
Family Guy
"Well, Joe, I need to talk to you about something kind of personal."
Family Guy
"and it sort of turns out that I'm technically mentally retarded."
Family Guy
"And, you know, I just wanted to ask..."
Family Guy
"you know, how do you deal with it?"
Family Guy
"- Deal with what? - You know, with being retarded."
Family Guy
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