Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from 30 Rock - Cougars (S02E02)

"My sugar-coated berry lips?"
30 Rock
"I know you want to get with this?"
30 Rock
"I'm an independent lady?"
30 Rock
"I run a tidy bakery?"
30 Rock
"But if you can't shake your fakery?"
30 Rock
"See you, though."
30 Rock
"Legally separated sound guy's gonna be there."
30 Rock
"Oh. I don't feel well."
30 Rock
"Interested?"
30 Rock
"or the animals are the customers?"
30 Rock
"Well, I have got a date."
30 Rock
"So, I... Yeah."
30 Rock
"Order, please."
30 Rock
"Hi. Order for pickup."
30 Rock
"Yes, I would like a meatball sub with extra bread."
30 Rock
"And my name is..."
30 Rock
"Yeah, that's me."
30 Rock
"Big night, Lemon? Let me guess."
30 Rock
"TiVo "Top Chef,""
30 Rock
"a little Miss Bonnie Raitt, lights out."
30 Rock
"Then you won't mind when I tell you"
30 Rock
"that Casey gets voted off tonight."
30 Rock
"Sir, Tracy's here with a bunch of kids."
30 Rock
"J.D.!"
30 Rock
"I want you to meet the baseball team I'm coaching."
30 Rock
"A group of fine young men and one special lady."
30 Rock
"Dijonaise is a boy's name? Pardon me."
30 Rock
"Tracy, this is wonderful."
30 Rock
"I had no idea you were interested in baseball."
30 Rock
"I wasn't. My motorcycle hit a police horse."
30 Rock
"This is community service."
30 Rock
"These kids come from Knuckle Beach,"
30 Rock
"the worst neighborhood in New York."
30 Rock
"Baseball is a wonderful sport, boys."
30 Rock
"won the Boston City Championship."
30 Rock
"because our team was all white"
30 Rock
"Baseball taught me how to win. Baseball taught me how to dream."
30 Rock
"What are your dreams?"
30 Rock
"I'm going to get shot by a cop and sue the city."
30 Rock
"I'm going to be a talkative doorman with a drinking problem."
30 Rock
"No, no, no, no, no. These are not the dreams of winners."
30 Rock
"These aren't winners. They're 0-17."
30 Rock
"Damn! We supposed to be at the game right now."
30 Rock
"0-18!"
30 Rock
"That one's on Coach Tracy."
30 Rock
"You could have an office like this of your very own."
30 Rock
"All you need is someone to point you in the right direction,"
30 Rock
"a role model."
30 Rock
"Like R. Kelly and Michael Vick."
30 Rock
"Uh, Grandy?"
30 Rock
"Am I right, guys?"
30 Rock
"Ugh, Jenna, that guy is a baby."
30 Rock
"Lutz? I'm Lutz."
30 Rock
"It's very Simon Le Bon."
30 Rock
"Give it up, Jenna. You're talking to an ultrasound."
30 Rock
"That guy is adorable."
30 Rock
"Yeah, you want to kiss him?"
30 Rock
"What are you talking about?"
30 Rock
"I want Jamie."
30 Rock
"He's totally gay for..."
30 Rock
"Why isn't this any fun?"
30 Rock
"Come on, gather 'round. Circle up."
30 Rock
"Everybody circle up."
30 Rock
"All right, listen. That's enough."
30 Rock
"and I don't want to get shot today."
30 Rock
"Okay, the weird dude is gone. Go home."
30 Rock
"Hey, you guys, it's that king we met!"
30 Rock
"I've been thinking a lot about you,"
30 Rock
"that gives away tuxedoes to homeless people."
30 Rock
"That's right. Put them on."
30 Rock
"You don't get these kids, Jack. They don't care about winning."
30 Rock
"They just want to be able to go outside for once."
30 Rock
"At our first practice, they asked me what the sun was."
30 Rock
"Hey."
30 Rock
"Did you just come from working out, or are you naturally veiny?"
30 Rock
"Pull it together, Frank."
30 Rock
"All right. Okay."
30 Rock
"Thanks."
30 Rock
"So, I don't want to interrupt or anything,"
30 Rock
"Just gellin' like Magellan."
30 Rock
"Okay, well, my friend's DJing at this gallery opening."
30 Rock
"He can get us in if you want to go."
30 Rock
"Jamie, how old do you think I am?"
30 Rock
"I don't know. 29?"
30 Rock
"Wow. You are good at guessing ages."
30 Rock
"But you're a baby."
30 Rock
"No, I'm not. I'm 25."
30 Rock
"And I'm 29, so..."
30 Rock
"So you'll go?"
30 Rock
"Awesome."
30 Rock
"They call it a French cut."
30 Rock
"Wow. Thanks."
30 Rock
"Do you need help trying it on?"
30 Rock
"So, I'll pick you up around 10:00?"
30 Rock
"Frank, stop it."
30 Rock
"unless you're a lady and you meet Ellen."
30 Rock
"It's scary."
30 Rock
"But also exciting."
30 Rock
"These things happen, Liz."
30 Rock
"Forget it. I'm gonna order more coffee"
30 Rock
"He is cute."
30 Rock
"He looks like Zac Efron."
30 Rock
"That's a thing, right?"
30 Rock
"Oh, go for it, Liz."
30 Rock
"Cougars."
30 Rock
"Hot older ladies pouncing on their young prey."
30 Rock
"Ugh."
30 Rock
"Why am I looking for something to wear in wardrobe?"
30 Rock
"Why don't you go to Abercrombie & Fitch?"
30 Rock
"No, it's too loud in there."
30 Rock
"What are you doing?"
30 Rock
"It's never gonna happen between us."
30 Rock
"I thought we'd have a little meeting before today's practice."
30 Rock
"Practice? Meetings? What is this, a marriage?"
30 Rock
"So, which biography of Winston Churchill"
30 Rock
"do you think would improve Rashid's bunting?"
30 Rock
"Jack, have you ever been to Knuckle Beach?"
30 Rock
"It's a totally different world."
30 Rock
"A world where orange soda"
30 Rock
"is an acceptable substitute for breast milk!"
30 Rock
Show more clips