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Clips from 30 Rock - Cougars (S02E02)

"in order to help them."
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"We can go into any nation,"
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"It's what Bush is doing all over the globe."
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"Bush? Now, I don't want to go off on a rant here."
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"So, I suppose the next step"
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"What the heck is going on out here?"
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"You didn't get behind grounders."
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"There was nothing Churchillian about that performance."
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"You can't wear blue in Knuckle Beach,"
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"which is hard because jeans go with everything."
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"Tracy, your failure of leadership is unacceptable."
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"Now you're going to blame this on me?"
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"I told you this was going to happen."
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"So, you like the music?"
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"That guy's great."
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"Have you been to his official website?"
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"So, after this, I figured we'd hit up Marquee."
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"They only serve drinks till 4:00,"
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"What?"
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"I'm 37. Please don't make me go to Brooklyn."
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"I'm 20."
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"This just went from a senior dating a freshman"
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"Are those friends of yours?"
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"Oh, when will death come?"
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"No. I am out on a date."
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"Where did you two meet? An Amber Alert?"
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"I just found out that he's 17 years younger than me."
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"I look ridiculous."
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"Do I look ridiculous when you see me with a younger woman?"
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"A youthful companion is the ultimate status accessory."
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"To that clueless boy over there,"
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"Technically, you're a catch."
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"naturally thick hair, a decent set."
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"No."
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"Why are you so against having fun in your life?"
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"I'm not against fun."
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"I went up on my roof the other day."
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"Sir, conditions have deteriorated."
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"I made Demarquis captain like you said."
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"But having a kid from Trinidad in charge"
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"made the Latinos real mad."
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"'cause they keep yelling, "Kill Whitey.""
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"And I'm like, "What do you think you are, alcohol?""
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"Mr. Jordan, about what happened..."
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"I don't want to talk about it, Ken."
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"You'll hear all I have to say about Jack Donaghy"
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""Betrayal"... colon..."
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""What Really Happened With My Baseball Team"... comma..."
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"question mark."
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"And they won't listen,"
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"Oh, God, they see us."
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"For the love of God."
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"Liz, did I see you Saturday at Marquee?"
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"Is it like that time"
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"they found my grandpa at the bus station?"
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"Wow. Coffee guy?"
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"Cerie, for the last time, I have never been married."
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"That's the spirit!"
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"Guess you're not the only cougar in town."
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"Aren't you, Aidan?"
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"You just had one."
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"Whatever."
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"No, don't you "whatever" me."
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"Aidan! Wait up."
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"I have a boy toy, and we look awesome together."
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"That's great, Maude. How's Harold?"
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"His name is Jamie, and you know what?"
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"I don't spend a lot of time worrying about his feelings."
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"Hey."
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"So, you want to get some lunch?"
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"But I bought you a video game."
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"Hey, chatterbox. Wow. I thought I heard your voice."
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"How was your weekend?"
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"It was great. Liz and I..."
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""One-Armed Mermaid That's Part Unicorn With Bigfoot.""
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"Are we still on for tomorrow night?"
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"Yeah, I'll take it. Thank you."
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"Mr. Jordan, I have made a terrible mistake."
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"Because of my arrogance, the team is now in chaos."
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"Pedro and Fontanelle quit"
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"because I tried to put them in the outfield."
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"you let ReShon have contact with his birth mother."
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"Which ReShon?"
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"Jack, I told you, you did not know what you were getting into."
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"Tracy, I only wanted to help."
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"But now things are out of control."
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"and betray the people that we made this commitment to."
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"Or you and I can form a coalition."
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"No way, J.D."
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"But, sir, every one of them wrote you a letter"
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"asking you to come back."
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"Wow."
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"Jack, if I come back to the team,"
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"Tracy, I'll pay somebody to read them for you."
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"Surge."
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"I need to know what we're doing here."
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"I'm not gay, either. That's why it's perfect."
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"We're just two straight guys"
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"who want to enjoy each other's bodies."
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"Way to go, Manuel!"
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"Hey, there's no way that those batters were born after 1993."
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"Esteban! You're up."
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"Hey."
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"Thank you."
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"It is ill."
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"No, we won't, baby. We're taking a cab."
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"I will."
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"We look awesome together."
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"Yeah, I'm 20. I can't afford this place."
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"All right, honey. Have a good time."
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"Oh, hi. I'm Beth."
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"Oh, hey, Jamie."
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"Don't worry about it. You had your fun."
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"But the end was humiliating."
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"Opens you up to new experiences,"
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"fresh points of view, stimulating conversation."
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"Stop repeating what I say."
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"This is over."
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"Oh. Are you seeing someone?"
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