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Clips from Rick and Morty - M. Night Shaym-Aliens! (S01E01)

"5 x 9 is at least 40!"
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"Whoo! Way to go, Morty!"
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"Everybody, this is the best student."
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"I want you to be the teacher today."
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"Teach us, Morty!"
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"Interesting."
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"How do you make concentrated dark matter?"
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"Oh, that's a good question."
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"Concentrated huh?"
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"Concentrated dark matter the fuel for accelerated space travel."
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"Now, do you know how to make it?"
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"Umm..."
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"Come on, Morty."
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"that I shouldn't go around spouting off about,"
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"you know, his science and stuff."
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"You know, if you tell us, I'll be your girlfriend."
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"Uh, y-you will?"
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"Get your clothes off and get in the shower right now."
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"You got to trust me, Morty."
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"Ugh!"
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"This isn't your school."
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"This entire world is not the world."
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"They won't monitor us in here."
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"The galaxy's most ambitious, least successful con artists."
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"Aw, come on, Rick."
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"They're still naked!"
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"Well, check every five quintons and tell me when they're not."
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"Okay, Jerry big pitch meeting."
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"How did this happen?!"
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"Hey, man, abductions just follows the acquisition order."
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"Oh, okay. I'm sorry."
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"Well, then, problem solved."
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"There's still another human in here!"
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"Rick's son-in-law, Jerry Smith."
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"So far, he hasn't noticed he's in a simulation."
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"keep his settings on auto, and we'll deal with him later."
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"Got to relax."
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"It's just a pitch."
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"Got to relax."
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"Hmm. Human music."
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"I like it."
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"Rick!"
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"Uhp, uhp, uhp!"
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"Morty, keep your hands off your ding-dong!"
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"It's the only way we can speak freely."
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"Look around you, Morty."
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"You'd have to be an idiot not to notice all the sloppy details."
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"Look that guy's putting a bun between two hot dogs."
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"I mean, I've seen people do that before."
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"Well, look at that old lady."
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"She's she's walking a cat on a leash."
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"Uh, Mrs. Spencer does that all the time, Rick."
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"What about that, Morty?"
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"Okay, okay, you got me on that one."
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"Are you sure you haven't seen that somewhere in real life before?"
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"No, no. I haven't seen that."
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"I mean, why would a pop tart want to live inside a toaster, Rick?"
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"I mean, that would be, like, the scariest place for them to live."
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"You're missing the point, Morty."
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"Why would he drive a smaller toaster with wheels?"
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"I mean, does your car look like a smaller version of your house?"
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"So, why are they doing this?"
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"We got the President of the United States in here!"
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"We need 10cc of concentrated dark matter, stat, or he'll die!"
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"They were asking about that in class."
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"through space faster than anybody else."
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"These zigerions are always trying to scam me out of my secrets,"
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"but they made a big mistake this time, Morty."
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"They dragged you into this."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"And we're gonna take them for everything they've got."
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"National apple farmers of America, welcome to our ad agency."
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"All right."
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"I'll just... get to the pitch."
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"Excuse me."
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"What are apples?"
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"Well, say something!"
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"- Do you like it? - Yes."
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"- You do? - Yes."
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"So... I sold it?"
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"I sold the idea?"
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"Hey!"
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"Slow down!"
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"Lookin' good."
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"Who just sold the apples campaign?"
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"Me!"
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"I guess it wasn't a rip-off of "got milk?" after all."
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"- Guess someone was wrong. - Yes."
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"Well, all is forgiven, because right now,"
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"See you in 10 minutes!"
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"Hey!"
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"- Slow down! - My man!"
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"Morty, relax."
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"You're gonna be fine."
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"Just follow my lead."
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"Yo, deejay, drop that beat."
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"This crowd looks too small for one of our famous rap concerts."
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"I don't think we can perform our new song,"
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""the recipe for concentrated dark matter","
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"for a crowd this tiny."
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"You got that right, Rick."
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"Morty, here we go."
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"Let me hear everybody say "hey-oh!" Yeah!"
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"Yeah, don't move."
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"Yo, everyone whose first name begins with an "L""
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"Run, Morty!"
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"Before the system reboots!"
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"Are you hungry... for... apples?!"
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"That's the best sex I've ever had in my life."
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"I don't deserve this, Beth."
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"I'm a fraud."
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"Normally, the chamber operates like a treadmill,"
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"rendered in front of us as we move through it, but while it's frozen, Morty,"
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"Holy crap!"
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"Yes, they are."
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"Oh, this is going to be such a mind-"
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"Keep your eyes peeled for the central processing room, Morty."
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"That's how we're gonna scam these idiots."
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"So, hey, why do these aliens keep coming after you, Rick,"
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"if you're so much smarter than them?"
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