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Clips from Rick and Morty - M. Night Shaym-Aliens! (S01E01)

"The zigerions have been trying to outsmart me for years, Morty."
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"Every time they do, I'm one step ahead of them."
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"Aha! Here we go."
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"Grab as many processors as you can carry, Morty."
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"Don't worry about it, Morty."
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"There's plenty of them, you little goofball."
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"Come here, Morty! Oh, I gotcha!"
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"Come on, quit it, Rick!"
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"Wow. What do you know?"
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"Huh. That was easy."
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"Totes malotes, dawg."
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"Believe it, Morty."
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"And once again, I'm flying away with everything I can carry,"
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"Yes."
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"Look, I'm a fraud."
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"I mean, let's face it,"
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""hungry for apples" is just a rip-off of "got milk?""
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"- Yes. - Okay."
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"I deserve that."
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"Yes."
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"Oh, my God."
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"The milk people don't have a patent on simple rhetorical questions!"
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"There's not even a single word"
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"It's a completely different slogan."
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"- I should be promoted! - Yes."
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"Wait. Really?"
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"- of this agency in a long time. - Yes."
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"but it could certainly be nominated for an award for commercials"
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"Is there really an award called the appley for apple-related ad campaigns?"
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"Holy crap!"
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"Get in, Morty."
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"Huh."
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"I thought I entered the code right."
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"What could this possibly be?"
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"Because it looks like you're inside a simulation..."
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"Inside a simulation."
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"You're still on the ship."
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"Game-day bucket go boom."
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"Sir, the, uh, doctor's appointment to examine"
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"the discoloration on your butthole flaps was-"
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"But now we also know the code to your fabled safe, Rick Sanchez!"
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"All your most valuable secrets will now be ours!"
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"Uh, yeah, until I get home before you,"
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"and change the combination, you bunch of idiots!"
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"That is why you're never getting home."
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"Run, Morty!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Ow!"
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"And... um..."
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"Yes. Thank you, sir."
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"No."
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"- Jerry?! - Dad!"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Why are you dressed like a waiter?"
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"Screw it. We don't have time."
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"I may need you to work the lasers."
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"I guess they really do have concentrated dark matter."
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"Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Now empty the water bottle into the bucket"
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"and pour it all into the fuel tank so we can get the hell out of here!"
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"What are you doing, Morty?!"
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"Oh, no."
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"Oh, my God, Rick."
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"Of a simulation..."
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"Inside another giant simulation!"
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"You bunch of diabolical sons of bitches!"
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"You said you weren't gonna tell anyone!"
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"You win. Can we go home now?"
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"I don't know. Can you?"
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"Ha! Nice."
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"Show this gullible turd to his shuttle."
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"I'm done with him."
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"Oh, wait. Let me get a picture."
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"Are you, Rick?"
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"Are you?"
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"You're not."
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"Oh, and, by the way, I don't have discolored butthole flaps."
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"No, keep it."
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"So what if the most meaningful day of your life was..."
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"a simulation operating at minimum capacity?"
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"Two parts plutonic quarks..."
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"One part cesium..."
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"I couldn't ask for a better staff."
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"I love you guys, and I love all your families."
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"And the final ingredient..."
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"Why don't you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry?"
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"Oh, yeah. You can't."
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"They blew up."
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"Get out."
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"Hey, little buddy."
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"How you doing in here right now?"
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"Aw, geez, Rick."
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"What are you doing, man?"
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"You're a good kid, Morty."
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"You're a real little character, Morty."
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"Oh, boy."
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"You know, I had a really rocky road today, Morty."
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"You're my little friend, aren't you?"
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"You're a real true hero out in the field."
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"You're a real trouper, huh, Morty?"
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"Have you been drinking, Rick?"
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"I really appreciate you, Morty."
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"Are you a simulation?!"
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"Huh?! Are you a simulation?!"
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"No! No! No!"
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"You little son of a bitch!"
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"I'm sorry, Morty."
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"You're a good you're a good kid, Morty."
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"You're a good you're a good kid."
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"What the hell?"
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"What a life."
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"There's something about the air and just the way the sunshine is."
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"Uh, sure, buddy. Yeah."
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"Sure. Brilliant."
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"I'm going to work."
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"Uh, me?"
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"What do you want me to teach you?"
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"Ooh, ooh!"
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"- He doesn't care. - Aw, man!"
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"Wait a minute."
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