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Clips from Rick and Morty - M. Night Shaym-Aliens! (S01E01)

"This is just sloppy craftsmanship."
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"Hey, Rick."
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"Boy, sure is really especially beautiful out there today, huh?"
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"Oh. Responsive, too. In real time. I love it."
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"- What's with mom? - Oh, what's with mom?"
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"Ow! Oof! Ugh!"
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"Damn it!"
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"Morty?"
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"Umm... you know, it's uhh... at least 40."
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"Come up here."
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"Isn't your grandpa, like, a scientist?"
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"I bet you've seen him make concentrated dark matter a lot."
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"- There's a family emergency. - Stop right there!"
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"Rick, I have to go back!"
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"I think I was about to get married!"
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"Ugh!"
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"Take a shower with me, Morty."
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"- What?! - Listen to me, Morty."
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"I'm gonna get an "F" in class, Rick."
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"Morty, that's not class. That wasn't your teacher."
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"We're inside a huge simulation chamber on an alien spaceship."
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"W-what are you talking about?"
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"Monitor us?! W-who?!"
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"If everyone's just gonna be insane today,"
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"Give it to me!"
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"No!"
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"What?! No!"
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"Why would you even say that?"
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"If there's a wiener on that monitor, I swear to God, stu..."
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"There's another real human in the simulator."
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"Make-or-break time."
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"You can do this."
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"Where's the abductions department?"
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"We only acquire humans that haven't been simulated!"
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"Well, simulations doesn't simulate anybody that's been abducted, so..."
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"Who is he?"
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"And now, here's... human music."
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"I don't know, Rick."
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"She's an idiot!"
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"All right, all right, there."
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"No."
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"W-what do they want?"
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"Well, that would be"
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"Concentrated dark matter?"
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"Yeah, it's a special fuel I invented to travel"
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"- Now they're gonna pay! - What do you..."
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"I'm Jerry Smith."
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"Um, simple question, gentlemen, what are apples?"
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"Apples are food."
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"With that, I give you your new slogan!"
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"- Yes. - Yes!"
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"Lookin' good."
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"Aw, geez, Rick. I don't know if I like this plan, you know?"
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"I mean, crowds, they have a tendency to make me really nervous."
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"It's just a bunch of 1s and 0s out there."
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"Now that's more like it!"
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"Everybody over 30, do this with your hands!"
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"Everybody with a red shirt, jump up and down!"
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"Now who's unremarkable?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Out of the simulation, Morty."
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"with the virtual world disappearing behind us and being"
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"Here we go."
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"Come on, Morty."
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"Just... as... planned."
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"It's an obsession for them at this point."
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"These guys aren't good at much,"
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"Look at look at this."
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"Umm... I guess... I'll just pack up my desk."
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"in "hungry for apples" that's shared by "got milk?"."
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"And I shouldn't be fired."
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"- Yes. - Yes!"
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"but it's the most successful campaign to come out"
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"I'm not saying it should win an award for commercials,"
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"specifically about apples, like... an appley or something."
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"Yes."
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"- Could we nominate me? - Yes."
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"to make some real important science stuff."
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"I didn't even know this award existed."
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"Look, I want to say that today was the best day of my life..."
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"My my my my man!"
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"- Come on. - No!"
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"Aah!"
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"Well, you know how to make it, too, right, Rick?"
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"It's all here, Rick!"
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"Wow, Morty."
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"Grab that bucket."
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"Okay. Uh-huh."
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"What the-"
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"You're inside a simulation..."
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"We never had the recipe for concentrated dark matter."
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"But we do now!"
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"We do now, sucka!"
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"Kevin fought real hard to supervise that project."
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"I'm never gonna live this down, am I?"
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"All right. Okay."
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"Aww. Look at his face."
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"Move it up, actually, if you can."
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"You know what, Rick?"
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"Those guys took you for a ride, too."
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"All right, everybody."
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"And listen, I'm sorry for yelling earlier."
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"You're fired."
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"But this idea was tested in a state-of-the-art simulation."
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"Hey, Morty."
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"What?"
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"We had some good times together, Morty?"
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"Okay, cool."
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"Oh, yes, Morty. It's almost unbelievable, isn't it?"
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"Yeah, you know?"
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"- Very convincing. - Convincing?"
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"Uhh... okay."
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"Morty, good morning. Dad, good morning."
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"I am going to work. Goodbye."
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"How sophisticated."
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"Careful, guys."
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"You're gonna burn out the CPU with this one."
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"Okay, you know what, Rick? You're acting weird, too."
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"All right, well... I'll see you after school."
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"What is 5 x 9?"
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