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Clips from American Dad! - Honey, I'm Homeland (S09E09)

"Well, let's do it, man."
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"I'm one of you."
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"Just looking to agitate."
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"Okay, you're in."
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"Smells a little like ether."
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"Where... where am I?"
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"A foxhole..."
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"on the front line"
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"in the war for class equality."
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"Why are you doing this?"
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"Yeah, we know you work for the CIA."
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"Only a narc would wear those mirrored shades."
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"But my daughter told me they would make me look really cool"
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"and oh, I get it, she set me up, I'm stupid."
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"Oh, we can fix that."
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"Let the reeducation begin."
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"Aah! The tint of the glow is slightly off."
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"Wake up, G-man."
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"It's time to hear the truth."
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"And the most efficient way to convey that truth?"
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"Poetry slam."
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"Death!"
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"On 9/11."
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"Unhealthy food in 7-Eleven."
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"Television news is society's bruise."
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"Makes me want to drink booze."
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"Because "pobody's nerfect.""
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"Hello. I'm Ira Glass."
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"Today, on This American Life,"
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"this dog has an owner."
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"But here's the thing:"
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"also happens to be..."
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"Doesn't he know what he wants to say next?"
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"Doesn't he have it written down right in front of him?"
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"We've just received a disturbing report"
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"that a local man has been kidnapped"
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"by radical Occupy protesters,"
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"and subjected to Heaven knows what."
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"Journalistic ethics prevent us"
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"from releasing the man's name."
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"But, between you and me, it's Stan Smith."
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"Stan?! Daddy?!"
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"Dad...? Hangnail."
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""We are a radical arm of the Occupy movement."
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""We have several demands."
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""The rich should give their money to the poor."
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""Then the new rich should give their money to the new poor."
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"the Sneeches?""
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"Is that what that is?"
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""Also, there should be a one-year waiting period"
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""to get a gun."
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"And at the end of that year, you don't get a gun.""
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"Witnesses report that the victim stood out"
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"because he was wearing mirrored narc shades."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I told Dad to wear those sunglasses."
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"Well, then you better just hope"
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"he doesn't get out of there alive."
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"Roger, what are you doing?"
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"Well, with your dad missing,"
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"it's only a matter of time before hundreds of people"
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"20 bucks a candle?"
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"Oh, my God, Mom, I'm so worried."
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"Then you'll have killed your father."
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"Do I really need to explain this to you?"
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"Stan?"
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"Oh, Dad, thank God you're okay."
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"So the term is "man-napped.""
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"And second, I escaped my kidnappers."
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"Oh, God, that's 2,000 more candles."
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"Nobody sign for that. Just ignore him."
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"He'll go away."
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"Hey, Dad."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Oh, just listening to my boy-eeee Glenn Beck."
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"Did you know America's dead?"
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"Pulled into the world garage, left the engine running,"
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"flipped on some Roy Orbison and just..."
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"Dad, I just came in to say..."
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"Well, I-I'm just really happy that you're home."
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"Good night."
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"Hello."
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"With a $35 pledge..."
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"you can get the feeling..."
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"It's an indescribable..."
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"Yeah."
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"We took a big hit on all those candles."
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""We?""
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"Yeah, it's a family problem."
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"Every problem in this house is a family problem."
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"Except your problems."
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"Anyway, you each owe me $400."
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"Steve, you're not paying him."
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"None of us are paying you, Roger."
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"Make wax statues of Viggo Mortensen?"
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"Ooh, first thought, best thought."
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"Hey, everybody."
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"I'm off to my study to swaddle myself in the American flag"
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"and pretend I'm Baby Jesus."
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"But, before I go, I wanted to hand out your allowances."
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"We get allowances?"
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"We're a collective."
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"Oh, my God, don't you guys realize what just happened?"
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"Your dad cut one and left?"
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"Yes, but he's also redistributing his wealth."
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"The dad I know would consider that un-American."
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"Haley, I-I'd think you'd be happy"
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"He's still talking like he did in that video."
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"I wonder..."
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"Why I'm listening to you instead of hustling"
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"# Love, American style #"
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"# That's me and you. #"
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"Haley, care to join our patriotic sing-along?"
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"I'm sorry, Dad."
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"But you're not fooling anyone."
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"You've been brainwashed."
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"And I have proof."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Here's a picture of him giving all of his clothes"
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"to a homeless man."
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